Friendly Reminder: Do Not Place Your iPhone In a Microwave
Must have been a typo.
No, microwaves cure defective brains. (But doesn't give you a tan.)
How To Make Espresso In Space
And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords!
HP Unveils 'The Machine,' a New Computer Architecture
I said it a second ago. My friends must have said it a few dozen times.
Musk Will Open Up Tesla Supercharger Patents To Spur Development
Tesla gets to use the land for free.
Installation, maintenance, and electricity cost them money. But none of that money goes to the land owner. It's simply the costs they have when making the hardware, getting the hardware to the 'land', installing the hardware, maintaining the hardware, paying the power company and so on.
Evidence of Protoplanet Found On Moon
Or one enormous mutant star-goat.
How Dumb Policies Scare Tech Giants Away From Federal Projects
Lobby, lobbier, lobbiest.
Fossils of Earliest Known Pterosaur Found
I never read Pterosaur as Peterosaur.
What's your usual coffee-making method?
Heat water to 96-100 C, add coffee grounds and wait for the ground to settle to the bottom.
Haiku OS Ported To Intel 64-Bit Architecture
in the slashdot comment field
is this a haiku?
Rootbeer GPU Compiler Lets Almost Any Java Code Run On the GPU
Psychotic murderers are the best students.
(and if they are not they have great potential to become the best.)
Former Goldman Sachs Programmer Arrested and Charged Again For Code Theft
Blackmail + lawyers = negotiation
NASA Morpheus Lander Test Ends In Explosion
No, A failure of a lander means a failure of a lander. But it can be a success for both the flight test and the mission. I mean they probably learn a lot from this, but the lander still exploded.
Is Your Neighbor a Democrat? There's an App For That
Even murderers know that republicans are crazy!
Australian Billionaire Wants To Build Jurassic Park-Style Resort
Yes, dinosaurs have never existed and any fossils is just to test our faith.
DrXym meant dragons and inucorns. Dragons did exist, the bible says so, But there is no bones or fossils after them.
Controlling Monkey Brains and Behavior With Light
A small step for mankind, a giant leap for monkeys writing the complete works of William Shakespeare.
World Population Grows Beyond 7 Billion
90% of the top 10% is in the bottom 99%.
Why Junk Electronics Should Be Big Business
You have to compare the manufacturing, packaging and shipping of the new LCD/LED with moving an old CRT nowhere.
Using the old CRT doesn't have any additional manufacturing, packaging and shipping costs(both environmental and $)
The Web Is Not the Internet
Why would anyone want to ethanol up two perfectly good cups of water?