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'YouCut' Targets National Science Foundation Budget

Marko DeBeeste NSF (760 comments)

Ain't 'em de commies whut put up nekkid pichers and pretended they wuz art?

more than 3 years ago
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What Does Google Suggest Suggest About Humanity?

Marko DeBeeste A medical strudent I knew once defined... (513 comments)

... a proctoscope as a tube with an a$$hole on each end. It's applicable to the process that created this article

more than 4 years ago
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Skiing Robot May Not Be Useful, But Fun To Watch

Marko DeBeeste In other news (64 comments)

Wright brothers sand-sailing contraption pretty gol-durned worthless. This is the last straw, I'm resigning the patent office because everything worth inventing has been.

about 5 years ago
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China Jails Four For Microsoft XP Piracy

Marko DeBeeste This is why (164 comments)

In America, we PADLOCK our dumpsters, just to prevent such mischief

more than 5 years ago
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Miro Asks Users To "Adopt" Lines of Source

Marko DeBeeste There's the signpost up ahead... (178 comments)

...You've just crossed from "Creative" to "Cute." Next up: An endless stream of tote bags.

more than 5 years ago
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Microsoft Secret Prototype Phone Stolen

Marko DeBeeste Who steals my purse steals... (249 comments)

...TRASH. But he that filches from me my good name

Robs me of that which not enriches him,

And makes me poor indeed.

Hence, we have here a less than trivial loss

more than 5 years ago
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"Reality Mining" Resets the Privacy Debate

Marko DeBeeste DARN!!! (209 comments)

FTFA 'In some sense we're becoming a global village. Privacy may turn out to have become an anomaly.'

And I've been working so hard to be like everybody else.

more than 5 years ago
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Searching DNA For Relatives Raises Concerns

Marko DeBeeste Next stop... (199 comments)

...Guilt by gene proximity.

"We couldn't help but notice you share critical gene sequences with you serial-killer cousin, not to mention Ted Bundy."

BANG!

more than 5 years ago
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Setbacks Cast Doubt On NASA's Ares Project

Marko DeBeeste Re:It is called engineering. (255 comments)

My advanced statistics prof would have your nards for a post-hoc analysis. The probability of something that has already happen occurring is, well, 100%. There's no predicting the past.

more than 5 years ago

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