'YouCut' Targets National Science Foundation Budget
Ain't 'em de commies whut put up nekkid pichers and pretended they wuz art?
What Does Google Suggest Suggest About Humanity?
... a proctoscope as a tube with an a$$hole on each end. It's applicable to the process that created this article
Skiing Robot May Not Be Useful, But Fun To Watch
Wright brothers sand-sailing contraption pretty gol-durned worthless. This is the last straw, I'm resigning the patent office because everything worth inventing has been.
China Jails Four For Microsoft XP Piracy
In America, we PADLOCK our dumpsters, just to prevent such mischief
Tennesee Man Charged In "Virtual Pornography" Case
You're a real sticko. Besides with that middle name, the poor dweeb is doomed http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/03/27/the-middle-name-wayne-strikes-again/
Hospital Confirms Steve Jobs's Liver Transplant
You can't hear a liver transplant
Miro Asks Users To "Adopt" Lines of Source
...You've just crossed from "Creative" to "Cute." Next up: An endless stream of tote bags.
Microsoft Secret Prototype Phone Stolen
But he that filches from me my good name
Robs me of that which not enriches him,
And makes me poor indeed.
Hence, we have here a less than trivial loss
"Reality Mining" Resets the Privacy Debate
FTFA 'In some sense we're becoming a global village. Privacy may turn out to have become an anomaly.'
And I've been working so hard to be like everybody else.
Searching DNA For Relatives Raises Concerns
...Guilt by gene proximity.
"We couldn't help but notice you share critical gene sequences with you serial-killer cousin, not to mention Ted Bundy."
Setbacks Cast Doubt On NASA's Ares Project
My advanced statistics prof would have your nards for a post-hoc analysis. The probability of something that has already happen occurring is, well, 100%. There's no predicting the past.