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Chinese Lab Speeds Through Genome Processing With GPUs

MichaelKristopeit344 Re:ROTFLMAO (408 comments)

cower in my shadow some more, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago
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Feds Return Mistakenly Seized Domain

MichaelKristopeit344 Re:What happened to innocent until proven guilty? (243 comments)

what i was being is what i was being. your determination that one comment certainly was sarcasm while another comment in the same vain certainly was not sarcasm is an act of ignorant hypocrisy.

you're an idiot.

why do you cower in my shadow? what are you afraid of?

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago
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Facebook Tells India It Won't Help Censor the Web

MichaelKristopeit344 Re:Duh... (168 comments)

why would i need tech support?

you're an idiot.

cower in my shadow some more, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago
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Facebook Tells India It Won't Help Censor the Web

MichaelKristopeit344 Re:Duh... (168 comments)

why do you cower in my shadow? what are you afraid of?

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago
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Mazda Stops Production of the Last Rotary Engine Powered Car

MichaelKristopeit344 Re:Cumulative sales. . . 1.995 million (359 comments)

stopping production does not mean stopping sales. if they didn't actually manufacture 2 million cars, they can't sell 2 million cars... new wall street rules, and all... what do you think the protests are about?

more than 2 years ago
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Latest Humble Bundle Hits $1 Million

MichaelKristopeit344 Re:And (276 comments)

paypal froze my account and seized all of the funds in my account claiming a MMO market simulation i made in college which accepted the smallest payments paypal allowed for monthly access ($1, and i only got to keep less then 50c), was an illegal business because some of the things you could invest in the game would be illegal to sell in the real world (guns / drugs). you never paid money for in game goods directly... just a fee to play for the month which barely covered server costs.

i had a sizable amount of money in the account and they just took it. there is no recourse whatsoever. paypal is an unregulated band of thieves. paypal is most certainly evil.

you're an idiot and an ignorant hypocrite.

give me my money back, asshole.

more than 2 years ago
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CERN Experiment Indicates Faster-Than-Light Neutrinos

MichaelKristopeit344 Re:First Post (1088 comments)

would asking such a rhetorical question suggest you're an idiot?

you're an idiot.

more than 2 years ago
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Time Warner Cable Cuts iPad Live TV Access 50%

MichaelKristopeit344 Re:What? (225 comments)

why say 50% when the value is 53.125%? why not 53% if you're rounding? if you want to generalize, the word "half" might have a meaning you'd be interested in... consider the qualifier "about".

you're an ignorant hypocrite.

cower behind your chosen pseudonym some more, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 3 years ago
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17-Year-Old Wins Intel's $100K Science Prize

MichaelKristopeit344 Re:charity? (271 comments)

ur mum's face sucks at making sense.

why do you cower in my shadow behind a chosen glassware based pseudonym? what are you afraid of?

you're completely pathetic.

more than 3 years ago
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Jeff & Rob Visit Lucasfilm

MichaelKristopeit344 Re:This is news? (198 comments)

cower in my shadow behind your chosen insect based pseudonym some more, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 3 years ago
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Jeff & Rob Visit Lucasfilm

MichaelKristopeit344 Re:New low (198 comments)

slashdot = stagnated

more than 3 years ago
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Statistician Cracks Code For Lottery Tickets

MichaelKristopeit344 Re:Small typo (374 comments)

i've never sucked a cock, even in private. you've demonstrated your idiocy in public multiple times.

why do you cower behind a chosen pseudonym? what are you afraid of?

cower some more, feeb. i make it possible for your to do them.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 3 years ago
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Statistician Cracks Code For Lottery Tickets

MichaelKristopeit344 Re:Small typo (374 comments)

you're an idiot.

more than 3 years ago
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Facebook To Make Facebook Credits Mandatory For Games

MichaelKristopeit344 Re:Thirty Percent Cut? (116 comments)

you're an idiot.

more than 3 years ago
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What’s the Internet? (on 1994's Today Show)

MichaelKristopeit344 unprepared? submitter is an ignorant hypocrite. (262 comments)

so a new media delivery medium emerges and the established delivery medium presents it as confusing, and this someone convinces kkleiner that the established delivery mediums were unprepared? it seems to me they were extremely prepared and presented their case convincingly.

kkleiner is no less an ignorant hypocritical marketeer than the today show was and is.

slashdot = stagnated

more than 3 years ago
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Program Uses GPS To Track Sex Offenders

MichaelKristopeit344 Re:I retract my earlier statement (338 comments)

considering my children remain in utero, and you refuse to name yourself or your criminally defaming sources, you're an ignorant hypocrite.

i live at 4513 brittany ct. eau claire, wi. 54701.

present yourself to me; admit what you've done, then i will bring upon you the ultimate punishment for your transgressions.

OR, you can simply cower some more, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 3 years ago
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Program Uses GPS To Track Sex Offenders

MichaelKristopeit344 Re:WTF (338 comments)

so you believe humans are analogous to dogs relative to public policy regarding sex crimes? you're the damn dog.

why do you cower? what are you afraid of?

you're completely pathetic.

more than 3 years ago
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Hackers Find New Way To Cheat On Wall Street

MichaelKristopeit344 Re:Move to quantified data (271 comments)

the hydrogen bomb is pretty rad too...

more than 3 years ago

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