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Chinese Lab Speeds Through Genome Processing With GPUs

MichaelKristopeit351 Re:LMAO, perhaps music can soothe the savage beast (408 comments)

ur mum's face is waldo.

i am michael kristopeit.

you think i'm hot? that is very telling.

cower in my shadow some more, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago
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Controlled Quantum Levitation Used To Build Wipeout Track

MichaelKristopeit351 Re:Um? (162 comments)

i am michael kristopeit. you're an idiot.

cower in my shadow some more, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago
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Medical Imaging With a Hacked LCD Projector

MichaelKristopeit351 Re:dont thank us (57 comments)

again.... caveat emptor, pal.

please tell me more about necessary fatalities.

please tell me why i shouldn't be allowed to purchase and install a medical device if i am convinced it serves a purpose that would be beneficial to me, even if the FDA isn't convinced?

"land of the free, home of the brave"????

more than 2 years ago
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Feds Return Mistakenly Seized Domain

MichaelKristopeit351 Re:What happened to innocent until proven guilty? (243 comments)

What happened to innocent until proven guilty?

nothing. innocent until proven guilty is an inalienable right. if someone attempts to deny you your rights, resistance becomes duty... not rhetorically questioning "what happened" to your rights... an act that the moderators of this internet web site chat room message board have decreed as the highest level of "insightful".

slashdot = stagnated

"When Injustice Becomes Law - Resistance Becomes Duty"

--Thomas Jefferson

more than 2 years ago
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The Rise and Fall of Kodak

MichaelKristopeit351 Re:There's nothing new here (352 comments)

... and i never said i bought the SUV because i needed to "buy a real car"...

you're an idiot.

cower in my shadow some more behind your chosen squalidity based pseudonym, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago
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The Rise and Fall of Kodak

MichaelKristopeit351 Re:There's nothing new here (352 comments)

64? i think that's the most appropriate guess at your IQ and net worth so far...

cower in my shadow some more behind your chosen aviary based pseudonym, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago
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How Technology Is Shaping Language

MichaelKristopeit351 Re:MichaelKristopeit = troll (173 comments)

ur mum's face = troll

cower in my shadow some more, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago
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Mexican Cartel Beheads Another Blogger

MichaelKristopeit351 Re:not the heroin, cocaine, or meth (536 comments)

you think i'm asleep? that is very telling.

i think ur mum's face've done too many drugs.

the WORDS "ignorant hypocrite" were in the post you responded to. quoting something out of context has implications... implications that someone who wasn't an ignorant hypocrite wouldn't challenge.

you're an idiot.

tell the victim of a drunk driving crash's children that the disappearance of their parent is merely middling.

everything costs society. everything also benefits society. twitch firing a response to either condition is an act of ignorance.

keep claiming that substances you've never admitted to consuming, and have no first hand knowledge of... rather choosing to rely on information provided to you BY WIKIPEDIA (the most trusted source in research pharmacology and human psychology), render individuals useless. perhaps you should make such claims to one of the many presidents of the united states that have admitted such consumption.

this time you can quote me correctly, you're ignorant.

cower in my shadow some more behind your chosen command of action based pseudonym, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago
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Mexican Cartel Beheads Another Blogger

MichaelKristopeit351 Re:If they're going to do this shit anyways (536 comments)

... not when the topic at bar is availability, moron.

there is also a difference between someone with real world experience and someone that regurgitates ignorance in my shadow behind their chosen urine based pseudonym.

you're an idiot.

there is a difference between informed and delusional.

cower in my shadow some more, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago
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Charlie Miller Circumvents Code Signing For iOS Apps

MichaelKristopeit351 Re:App redacted... (172 comments)

you spend your days in a fantasy world you've created relative to me.

you claim to represent people other than yourself. you are an identity thief. you are a felon.

i am michael kristopeit. i live at 4513 brittany ct. eau claire, wi. 54701. i live there in the house i paid cash for with my wife and children and dogs and numerous firearms.

present yourself to me, admit what you've done; then i'll bring upon you the ultimate punishment for your transgressions.

more than 2 years ago
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Hackers Briefly Controlled US Government Satellites

MichaelKristopeit351 Re:WTF! (261 comments)

i'm still here.

not only are you are a felon, but you're uselessly ineffective at commanding others.

cower in my shadow some more, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago
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Apple's Lossless Audio Codec (ALAC) Now Open Source

MichaelKristopeit351 Re:Why not... (526 comments)

again... you should be ashamed to assume you have any authority whatsoever to command me to do anything.

you have proven yourself to be uselessly ineffective.

cower in my shadow some more behind your chosen personal electronic device based pseudonym, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago
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Sprint Bets Big On the iPhone

MichaelKristopeit351 Re:Math (366 comments)

identity theft is a felony.

the individual responsible for the "Pieroxy" account is a criminal.

they have attempted to steal my identity. i am michael kristopeit. i live at 4513 brittany ct. eau claire, wi. 54701. i live there in the house i paid cash for with my wife and children and dogs and numerous firearms.

to the individual responsible: present yourself to me; admit what you've done, then i'll bring upon you the ultimate punishment for your transgressions.

about 3 years ago
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Sprint Bets Big On the iPhone

MichaelKristopeit351 Re:Math (366 comments)

identity theft is a felony.

the individual responsible for the "Pieroxy" account is a criminal.

they have attempted to steal my identity. i am michael kristopeit. i live at 4513 brittany ct. eau claire, wi. 54701. i live there in the house i paid cash for with my wife and children and dogs and numerous firearms.

to the individual responsible: present yourself to me; admit what you've done, then i'll bring upon you the ultimate punishment for your transgressions.

about 3 years ago
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Google Employee Accidentally Shares Rant About Google+

MichaelKristopeit351 Re:It's not a rant, it's a plea for change.. (354 comments)

the individual responsible for the Pieroxy account is attempting to steal my identity. i am michael kristopeit. i live at 4513 brittany ct. eau claire, wi. 54701. i live there in the house i paid cash for with my wife and children and dogs and numerous firearms. to the individual responsible: present yourself to me; admit what you've done, then i'll bring upon you the ultimate punishment for your transgressions.

about 3 years ago
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Yahoo Blocked Emails About Wall Street Protests

MichaelKristopeit351 Re:No censorship on youtube (311 comments)

cower in my shadow some more, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

about 3 years ago
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Microsoft Dumps Partner For Fake Support Call Scam

MichaelKristopeit351 Re:Sophos is a security firm? (212 comments)

cower in my shadow some more, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago

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