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Chinese Lab Speeds Through Genome Processing With GPUs

MichaelKristopeit353 Re:Impersonating me's NOT going to do it (408 comments)

ur mum's face is waldo.

cower in my shadow some more, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago
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Drones Within a Drone Riding a Balloon

MichaelKristopeit353 Re:I await the day (108 comments)

yes, because a 50c budget, however many coins are used, is the same as every other military project budget.

ur mum's face is troll.

cower in my shadow some more behind your chosen zodiac pizza based pseudonym, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago
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Nokia: the Sun Can't Charge Your Phone

MichaelKristopeit353 Re:Sure it can (290 comments)

the truth = flamebait.

slashdot = stagnated

more than 2 years ago
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Nokia: the Sun Can't Charge Your Phone

MichaelKristopeit353 Re:Sure it can (290 comments)

ur mum's face're a troll.

all the others except the last one in "particularly" are like 1 times as large as the phone they are charging.

you're an idiot.

more than 2 years ago
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Feds Return Mistakenly Seized Domain

MichaelKristopeit353 Re:What happened to innocent until proven guilty? (243 comments)

ur mum's face're still living in the 90's.

what did this website look like in the 90's? square corners and javascript wasn't required and didn't break half the features.

you're an idiot.

cower in my shadow some more, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago
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Paper On Super Flu Strain May Be Banned From Publication

MichaelKristopeit353 curious... (754 comments)

how would exposure to previous flu vaccinations affect susceptibility to death after exposure to the new virus?

more than 2 years ago
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How Technology Is Shaping Language

MichaelKristopeit353 Re:slashdot = stagnated (173 comments)

i'm not so sure ur mum's face can...

cower in my shadow some more behind your chosen arizona based pseudonym, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago
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Mac OS X Sandbox Security Hole Uncovered

MichaelKristopeit353 Re:Nothing to see here (155 comments)

you're an ignorant hypocrite.

why do you cower in my shadow? what are you afraid of?

you're completely pathetic.

about 3 years ago
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Mexican Cartel Beheads Another Blogger

MichaelKristopeit353 Re:If they're going to do this shit anyways (536 comments)

ur mum's face're just like a little kid.

cower in my shadow some more, feeb.

you're completely pathetic... like an adult that was completely pathetic.

about 3 years ago
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Failures Mark First National Test of Emergency Alert System

MichaelKristopeit353 Re:Um... That is why it is called a "TEST" (451 comments)

the test was successful... in showing the failures.

i use charter digital cable on a tivo HDXL with a cablecard... i got the alert right on time while i was watching other recorded content. it didn't last a full 30 seconds... i was on a work conference call at the time and everyone else said they got the alert too... one on radio and the other on broadcast tv.

about 3 years ago
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IT's Next Hot Job: Hadoop Guru

MichaelKristopeit353 Re:Getting the Experience (112 comments)

i'm not sorry at all that you can't comprehend the inferences that are implied out there. as i've already covered right here on slashdot in this thread: 10 years of windows 2000 experience in 2002 obviously means 10 years of experience with the windows PRODUCT LINE, culminating with experience in the latest released version. you're an ignorant hypocrite.

i joined the site within months of launch in 1997 when i entered university... i have received numerous grants from the national science foundation... i currently work for a billion dollar international public company... you're a presumptuous moron.

those of us who are not ignorant hypocrites, or presumptuous morons shun you. it's not that you'll never be a part of us, it's that any hope you could ever have of being a part of us could not possible come to any fruition.

cower in my shadow some more behind your chosen adjectivized pursuit based pseudonym, feeb.

you're completely #!/pathetic.

about 3 years ago
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Charlie Miller Circumvents Code Signing For iOS Apps

MichaelKristopeit353 Re:App redacted... (172 comments)

you're an idiot.

about 3 years ago
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Who 'Owns' the Google Driverless Car IP?

MichaelKristopeit353 won't find the answer here (129 comments)

Who Doesn't Know Who 'Owns' the Google Driverless Car IP? theodp, and the rest of the members of this internet web site chat room message board.

slashdot = stagnated.

about 3 years ago
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Hackers Briefly Controlled US Government Satellites

MichaelKristopeit353 Re:WTF! (261 comments)

given the fixed and accessible nature of the evidence, and the clear letter of the law, you're an idiot.

if you watch someone murder someone else unprovoked, you don't need to be a judge to know that that person is a felon.

cower in my shadow some more, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

about 3 years ago
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Sprint Bets Big On the iPhone

MichaelKristopeit353 Re:Math (366 comments)

the individual responsible for the Pieroxy account is attempting to steal my identity. i am michael kristopeit. i live at 4513 brittany ct. eau claire, wi. 54701. i live there in the house i paid cash for with my wife and children and dogs and numerous firearms. to the individual responsible: present yourself to me; admit what you've done, then i'll bring upon you the ultimate punishment for your transgressions.

more than 3 years ago
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Richard Stallman's Dissenting View of Steve Jobs

MichaelKristopeit353 Re:Stallman and FOSS (1452 comments)

you are stupider than most.

you're an idiot.

more than 3 years ago
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Can Newegg Survive the Post-PC Future?

MichaelKristopeit353 Re:inb4 "The PC's not dead" holy war. (559 comments)

ur mum's face posted something.

why do you cower in my shadow? what are you afraid of?

you're completely pathetic.

more than 3 years ago

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