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Chinese Lab Speeds Through Genome Processing With GPUs

MichaelKristopeit407 alexander peter kowalski (408 comments)

ur mum's face talks a lot.

i am michael kristopeit. i have degrees in computer science and mathematics from the university of wisconsin. i was one of only 2 students in my graduating class invited to join the computer science honors society upsilon pi epsilon. i did receive a grant in my 3rd year from the national science foundation to build an "expert system" to teach students differential equations, but i've never called myself an "expert". who are you quoting? you're a paranoid delusional ignorant hypocrite.

i have served as a digital systems engineer building internal and external facing applications for billion dollar international companies since 2000. i earn a mid 6 figure salary and i have over 1,000,000 exercisable stock options. i live with my beautiful wife and children and dogs and numerous firearms. you live in the bushes in the middle of shantytown

cower in my shadow some more, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago
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Voyager 1 Exits Our Solar System

MichaelKristopeit407 Re:good. someone has to fight the morons in congre (341 comments)

and what if your mother then asked you to sign them all, and then sold them on the side for a profit... a profit she then used to buy copies of your next book?

necessity, or as you might call it "needed"ness, is relative to individual requirements.

you're an idiot.

more than 2 years ago
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Corporate Claims On Public Domain YouTube Videos

MichaelKristopeit407 Re:thomas jefferson (320 comments)

ur mum's face're an idiot if you think that "Doc" couldn't refer to a textual file markup protocol, especially considering you equated that with a "document format".

you're an ignorant hypocrite.

learn what "honcho" means, then complain, moron. the fuck could you not know that?

the "binary format" is a textual file markup protocol. you're an idiot.

cower in my shadow some more, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago
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The Rise and Fall of Kodak

MichaelKristopeit407 Re:There's nothing new here (352 comments)

why must i only buy a car to satisfy my transport requirements?

you're an ignorant hypocrite.

cower in my shadow some more behind your chosen squalidity based pseudonym, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago
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The Rise and Fall of Kodak

MichaelKristopeit407 Re:There's nothing new here (352 comments)

transport is transport.

you're an idiot.

cower in my shadow some more behind your chosen squalidity based pseudonym, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago
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Ask Slashdot: Parallel Cluster In a Box?

MichaelKristopeit407 Re:Grey boxes (205 comments)

pretend that things that are supposed to last for 3 years sometimes fail before 3 years... or just wake up. things break, and the more things you have, the more likely something will break goes up. such breakages cost not only money, but time as well.

you're an idiot, tom.

cower in my shadow some more behind your chosen masculinity based pseudonym, lady feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago
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Ask Slashdot: Parallel Cluster In a Box?

MichaelKristopeit407 Re:Grey boxes (205 comments)

1. lower failure rates do not necessarily mean anything. if the rate is half per machine, but there are 10,000/400 more machines, then there is more maintenance expenditures, one of which will be time.

you're an idiot.

2. you've proven yourself to be an idiot and should thusly have all further points denied with prejudice.

cower in my shadow some more behind your chosen masculinity based pseudonym, lady feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 2 years ago
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How To Catch a Laptop Thief?

MichaelKristopeit407 Re:Be Proactive (485 comments)

ur mum's face're in trouble.

"MichaelKristopeitDad" is operated by a pathetic individual attempting to steal an identity through my reference.

i am michael kristopeit. i live at 4513 brittany ct. eau claire, wi 54701. i live there with my wife and children and dogs and numerous firearms.

to the individual responsible: present yourself to me; admit what you've done, then i'll bring upon you the ultimate punishment for your transgressions.

about 3 years ago
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Sprint Bets Big On the iPhone

MichaelKristopeit407 Re:Math (366 comments)

cower in my shadow some more behind your chosen air dock based pseudonym, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

about 3 years ago
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Sprint Bets Big On the iPhone

MichaelKristopeit407 Re:Math (366 comments)

you're an idiot

about 3 years ago
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Self-Powered Microbial Fuel Cell Produces Hydrogen

MichaelKristopeit407 old tech (58 comments)

i did this exact experiment in high school chemistry.

slashdot = stagnated.

more than 3 years ago
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Atlanta's Growing Video Surveillance System

MichaelKristopeit407 Re:1984 (189 comments)

who is "we"?

you are exactly what you've claimed to be: NOTHING.

cower in my shadow some more, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 3 years ago
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Obama To Sign 'America Invents Act of 2011' Today

MichaelKristopeit407 Re:America Invents? (244 comments)

PORT Act...

more than 3 years ago
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Expense and Uncertainty Plague 'Fair Use' Defense

MichaelKristopeit407 Re:Released in 1959? (190 comments)

i think you meant whether the photographer is a live or a dead

more than 2 years ago
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"Expert Body" To Decide Which Sites To Block For Copyright Infringement

MichaelKristopeit407 Re:They've lost it. (173 comments)

ur mum's face is asshattery.

the contradiction i drew was not false, and was not directed at a comment small or large. rather, it was directed at the collective perception of the moderators of this internet web site chat room message board of the comment which was and is still currently scored at the highest level of insightfulness.

is there anyone in any government anywhere without a brain? is such a question not rhetorical? are you an idiot?

you're an idiot.

is there anyone in any government anywhere that doesn't think you're an idiot? would you like some more insight?

why do you cower in my shadow behind a chosen high velocity based pseudonym? what are you afraid of?

you're completely pathetic.

slashdot = stagnated.

more than 3 years ago
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EFF Stops Accepting Bitcoin, Regifts All Donations

MichaelKristopeit407 Re:No surprises here (391 comments)

why don't you tell me how you know my real name is michael kristopeit?

is it because i told you it was? i live at 4513 brittany ct. eau claire, wi 54701. come ask me in person... or has existentialism completely warped your sense of reality that you'd deny my physical presence?

are you anonymous because you're paranoid, or paranoid because you're anonymous?

cower in my shadow some more, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 3 years ago
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Google Launches Search By Image

MichaelKristopeit407 Re:tineye.com (109 comments)

my credit card number is not an encrypted block of text. it's a number.

you're ignorance is rivaled only by your hypocrisy.

you're an idiot.

cower in my shadow some more behind your chosen pseudonym, feeb.

you're completely pathetic.

more than 3 years ago
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Google Launches Search By Image

MichaelKristopeit407 Re:tineye.com (109 comments)

the claim was that credit card numbers were on the internet... they aren't.

the new claim is: you're an idiot.

unrefuted.

more than 3 years ago
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Drudge Generates More News Traffic Than Social Media

MichaelKristopeit407 Re:Ugly (216 comments)

Well, slashdot includes actual content like summaries and lots of comments. Social media is a lot more than that.

anything social is a lot more than anything slashdot.

slashdot = stagnated.

more than 3 years ago

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