IT Night Shift Workers: Fat and Undersexed
Real vampires do not sparkle ( damn glitter sparkle fairies crowding our space)....
Airplanes Cause Accidental Cloud Seeding
This almost sounds like a lead in for "scientific excuses" for chemtrails.
Oh, look, its the turbo-props causing the lasting contrail, those jets are not equipped with special sprayers at all.
How To Grow a Head
I was going to reference that movie "Teeth" about the hungry vagina.
Then I remembered he is a /.er, so that generally precludes productive contact with hot chicks, even if it is just serving them dinner ;)
Google Slams Viacom For Secret YouTube Uploads
I saw an article recently that claimed that 11.something % of ALL web traffic was related to do-no-evil Google.
An astonishing number (also astonishing is Facebook's 7.07%).
With even 5% of web traffic able to be collected, categorized, linked, crosslinked and inferred through traffic heuristics...
Holy Shit what a force to be reckoned with!
It almost makes me feel bad for the average chump (Corps included, staffed as they are by AFCs), since they willingly give all this info to the bots.
A properly paranoid person would ask for a search anonymiser(sp) to act as a proxy and hunt down random crap to obfuscate the real results.... Anyone know of a service like that I can use?
In Israel, Potential Organ Donors Could Jump the Queue
You certainly sound angry.
You ever see Hedwig and the Angry Inch?
Disposable Toilet To Change the World
Wow, who woke up the Grammar Nazi?
Dr. NakaMats Is the World's Most Prolific Inventor
He's got nothing on Shampoo.
This is Slashdot, most of the readers don't know what (non-caffeinated) soap is, much less shampoo!
Space Exploration Needs Extraterrestrial Ethics
On the flip side, we'll probably look about as advanced as primates to an advanced alien life form, who will probably perform experiments on us.
What is to say that is not already happening?
Take a look at US government and the military and you will see the (self-proclaimed) advanced lifeforms are already doing this.
(alien infestation theories aside).....
Microsoft Secretly Beheads Notorious Waledac Botnet
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I find your proposition utterly preposterous! ;)
Fuel Cell Marvel "Bloom Box" Gaining Momentum
How about using this to power a farming community, using the farm waste to fuel your methane plant, and repaying them in electricity. Cow manure and agricultural waste make LOTS of methane. I have heard of farms that produce their own power(and a little extra to sell back to the grid) just off a methane based power plant fueled from the waste they produce. Once the bio-matter is properly consumed, the sludge can go back on the fields.
Seriously guys, if we are going to go green, we need to look at self-sustaining systems.
Why the First Cowboy To Draw Always Gets Shot
Did they take into account emptying the clip? My Glock-23 holds 13 rounds and I'm sure I will pop off at least 10 of them unless I take a head shot.
Symbian Completes Transition To Open Source
While I am immensely interested in the development of Symbian(as I hate my work provided Windows "smart" phone) I am glad I am a sysamdin, not a developer. Knowing I could do wonders if I invested tons of my time seems somehow futile. I would rather ride the backs of skilled developers and provide constructive criticism (and lots of homemade beer) than do the actual work myself.
Thank you for making me appreciate my role in this process so much more.
If ever you find yourself in Fredericksburg, VA, hit me up, and I will gladly drop you a few liters of my 11% Warhammer Stout, just don't go to sleep with the provided buzz running, or you will understand the "warhammer"(to the head) part of the name.
(if you are close to fxbg, and like to brew, let me know at djmissing- at - gmail -dot- com , I am making a wheat beer from raw grain, malting it right now. I'd be happy to give you a few pounds of raw wheat grain and a recipe to play with. after the coming storm, of course.)
How To Get a Job At a Mega-Corp
Funny, I was wondering how he'd pull off an 8 to 5 job when he has the 4 kids from 7 to 3.
Talk about a forgiving schedule or a kid-friendly work environment, and doesn't that interfere with their school. or does the megacorp handle their education too.... now that's inducting them into corporate culture early!
Nanowires Inject Molecules Into Living Cells
Now your provider does not want an arm an a leg for shows,
Wonder what pr0n needs?...
400 Years Ago, Galileo Discovered Four Jovian Moons
And let me tell you, it takes a hefty awl for the job!
Slovak Police Planted Explosives On Air Travelers
Thank you, Darkness404, for pointing out the cycle we are currently stuck in.
INTERPOL Granted Diplomatic Immunity In the US
What about an INTERPOL investigation into Obama's origins and his doings as the POTUS?
Under this order, all that becomes locked and sealed away, including their evidence!.
Talk about covering one's tracks!
Move over BoxeeBox, here comes PopBox!
pretty sad that my reaction to the headline was "Damn, that girl from 4chan got her own linux distro? Talk about a meme out of control!"
North Magnetic Pole Moving East Due To Core Flux
It's a usrr supper weapon
Much like Borscht!
Best Man Rigs Newlyweds' Bed To Tweet During Sex
When she read the article her first words were "Where do we get one of those?" O.o
Funny, I laughed and called out the RSS summary to my wife who was playing with our kid in the next room and she had the same response!
I said "Don't you think thats a little personal?"
She replied "Not with one of these!" and shot me a big grin =D
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