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FBI Investigates 'Sophisticated' Cyber Attack On JP Morgan, 4 More US Banks

MobSwatter Re:When they don't blame the Chinese ... (96 comments)

Still puzzled over this supposed association of sophistication and state sponsored. I don't even remember when I last saw any government do anything that was all that smart.


Early Bitcoin User Interviewed By Federal Officers

MobSwatter Re:You sir, are a fascist ! (92 comments)

It is apparently illegal to avoid bank fees or undermine the power of the banks now or you will be targeted for "questions". Me thinks they are getting worried because there are a couple of innovative crypto currencies that are now being backed with something other than hot air like our corrupt bank peddled, fiat paper dollars... There is one that is promising to back their currency with precious metals and is based outside the USA's reach, others are offering to back it with livestock manure. Banks are getting worried because this will ultimately feature wise, out perform their paper, and with uber lower fees.

3 days ago

News Corp Australia Doesn't Want You To Look Closely At Their Financials

MobSwatter Re:Rupert Murdoch Streisand (131 comments)

If they have nothing to hide, then they have nothing to fear...

4 days ago

Groundwork Laid For Superfast Broadband Over Copper

MobSwatter Re:In other news (93 comments)

Not to mention this technology will likely not fair so well over 50 to 100 year old copper.

about two weeks ago

How Drones Entered the FBI's Spying Toolkit

MobSwatter Because... (39 comments)

They respond really well to buckshot when they get caught scoping out ur girl in the bikini and produce awesome high res photos. They get board too when she's not on the phone and leaned to fly radio controlled aircraft.

about two weeks ago

Writer: Internet Comments Belong On Personal Blogs, Not News Sites

MobSwatter He's just in the pocket of someone emotional... (299 comments)

"Nicholas Jackson at Pacific Standard say's that far too many news subjects are getting their feelings hurt"

about two weeks ago

US Intelligence Wants Tools To Tell: Who's the Smartest of Them All?

MobSwatter Re: not again! (162 comments)

Smart ones? I think either those that are smart or have any foresight are the ones building an exit strategy to live in a country that has half a chance at democracy. But those would likely be off the list of being hired so looks like such a fishing expedition will likely be fruitless for them, but hey it's just another stab at tax payer money. Other side of the coin would be the smart ones might be dangerous, but only half as dangerous and the honest and smart ones.

about three weeks ago

US Intelligence Wants Tools To Tell: Who's the Smartest of Them All?

MobSwatter Re: not again! (162 comments)

They don't need to be smarter, they just need to stop f*cking up and come to the realization that wiping their A$$ with the constitution erodes the foundation the US was built upon. Lots changed when they croaked Kennedy, been a downhill run for a while now.

about three weeks ago

Comcast Gives 6 Months Free Internet To Poor and Unpaid Bill Amnesty

MobSwatter Re:Sure, free internet now... (71 comments)

Nice try Comcast, but screw you on the Time Warner gig.

about three weeks ago

CIA Director Brennan Admits He Was Lying: CIA Really Did Spy On Congress

MobSwatter Re:When will we... (266 comments)

No way man, he HAS to be lying about lying, the government never tells the truth.

about a month ago

Man Booted From Southwest Flight and Threatened With Arrest After Critical Tweet

MobSwatter Re:airports are reduced rights zones after 9/11 (928 comments)

So you are saying that airports are not US soil?

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.[

about a month ago

Researchers Design Bot To Conduct National Security Clearance Interviews

MobSwatter Re:Hello Dave (102 comments)

Maybe soon there will be robot consumers, then maybe they won't be forcing us to buy crap all the time.

about a month ago

China Plans Particle Colliders That Would Dwarf CERN's LHC

MobSwatter Re:Super-collider (219 comments)

Will they have to buy a new one every year?

about a month ago

NASA: Lunar Pits and Caves Could House Astronauts

MobSwatter Urr, there's space between earth and moon.... (157 comments)

Only if the US could get it's space program off mothballs... But there's no room in the budget for that due to the black budget takeover...

about a month ago

New York State Proposes Sweeping Bitcoin Regulations

MobSwatter Re:Translation (121 comments)

Banks: But the banks will lose their control of money and who makes it, we will regulate this out of existence.

People: Go pass ur fiat and always suspect counterfeit paper money elsewhere, and put ur bank interchange withdrawal fees where the sun don't shine.

about a month and a half ago

Malaysian Passenger Plane Reportedly Shot Down Over Ukraine

MobSwatter Re:Wait for it... (752 comments)

Now way man, the NSA has clearly indicated it was Snowden with all the force of his computer juju.

about a month and a half ago

TSA Prohibits Taking Discharged Electronic Devices Onto Planes

MobSwatter Re:Christmas is coming early this year (702 comments)

There's a quick fix for this, ban all humans and luggage from flight, hell, ban the aircraft and flight in general too. Guns do not kill people, nor do bombs, it is people that kill people. This would waste quite a bit less time when it comes to their hidden directive of killing the US economy and going full on communist..

about 2 months ago

Massachusetts SWAT Teams Claim They're Private Corporations, Immune To Oversight

MobSwatter Re:Repeat after me... (534 comments)

Automatic weapons in the hands of corporate employee's protected by a shield? Anyone else see the potential for drama here? I cannot fathom that a ride along will justify this in my mind.

about 2 months ago

FAA Bans Delivering Packages With Drones

MobSwatter Re:RTFS (199 comments)

But if they take that away then how is the FBI going to coerce people into becoming informants? Is the gubberment actually going to purchase toilet paper instead of using the constitution?

about 2 months ago

When Drones Fall From the Sky

MobSwatter Re:Nonsense. (97 comments)

Hiel Hitler! Ironic that Germany has the functioning democracy now days huh?

about 2 months ago


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