Apple Is Buyer of New 64-Bit IBM Chips
Steve Jobs: Now, I have something insanely great to show everyone today.
Steve Jobs: This is the insanely great iPod 2. Thanks to our new, insanely great, partnership with IBM, the iPod 2 can now decode and playback up to 4096 simultaneous MP3 streams.
Macworld: <clapping and cheering>
Steve Jobs: So, now not only can you can carry the Beatles' entire collection with you, but you can enjoy the entire body of their work during a single commute home! Isn't that insanely great?
Macworld: Yes! <clapping>
Steve Jobs: That's over 4095 times as fast as an ordinary audio player from, say, Intel.
<Note to self: Less Macworld, more drugs>