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Central Dogma of Genetics May Not Be So Central

Null Perception Re:Thanck God! (196 comments)

I think you meant jeans.

more than 4 years ago

MIT Researchers Harness Viruses To Split Water

Null Perception so that's how... (347 comments)

So that's how Moses did it...

more than 4 years ago

Company Invents Electronic Underpants

Null Perception Some people... (110 comments)

Some people, they go to bed; they think everything's fine, everything's good. Then they wake up and their crotch is on fire.

more than 4 years ago

Warner Brothers Hiring Undercover Anti-Pirates

Null Perception Re:Won't work (443 comments)

Ha. Just you wait. Once I build my anti-graviton field generator, all will be subjected to laws governing gravitational freedom (which I invent, and through blackmail of government officials, get passed). Whether you walk, fly off into the heavens or become crushed into the ground is up to me.

more than 4 years ago

Company Uses DMCA To Take Down Second-Hand Software

Null Perception Re:This case is already over (488 comments)

Perhaps the editors should update the summary. Maybe everyone can stop holding their breath for Vernor, then...

more than 5 years ago

The Kafka-esque Nightmare of Palm App Submission

Null Perception Head Cleaving (332 comments)

New Slogan: Palm: Like watching a hand cleaving thin strips off the side of a head.

more than 4 years ago

POWER7 To Ship In First Half of 2010

Null Perception Who will ship the other half? (73 comments)

Who will be shipping the second half of 2010? Furthermore, shouldn't we be afraid that terrorists might try and sabotage these shipments and hold time hostage, leaving us to teeter on the precipice at 11:59 December 31, 2009?!

more than 5 years ago

Stolen US Military Equipment Being Sold On eBay

Null Perception Re:Fines involved (173 comments)

Simply referring to copyright law is copyrighted! We'll see you in court.

Yours Maliciously,


more than 6 years ago


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