10/10/10 — a Nice Day To Celebrate the Meaning of Life
no, its 1010/1010/11111011010
MIT Researchers Harness Viruses To Split Water
So that's how Moses did it...
Company Invents Electronic Underpants
Some people, they go to bed; they think everything's fine, everything's good. Then they wake up and their crotch is on fire.
Warner Brothers Hiring Undercover Anti-Pirates
Ha. Just you wait. Once I build my anti-graviton field generator, all will be subjected to laws governing gravitational freedom (which I invent, and through blackmail of government officials, get passed). Whether you walk, fly off into the heavens or become crushed into the ground is up to me.
US Gov't. Ending Its Hands-Off-the-Internet Stance
Why is this insightful? Maybe funny, but most likely flamebait.
Scientology Charged With Slavery, Human Trafficking
...you are now officially a religion.
Company Uses DMCA To Take Down Second-Hand Software
Perhaps the editors should update the summary. Maybe everyone can stop holding their breath for Vernor, then...
The Kafka-esque Nightmare of Palm App Submission
New Slogan: Palm: Like watching a hand cleaving thin strips off the side of a head.
POWER7 To Ship In First Half of 2010
Who will be shipping the second half of 2010? Furthermore, shouldn't we be afraid that terrorists might try and sabotage these shipments and hold time hostage, leaving us to teeter on the precipice at 11:59 December 31, 2009?!
Stolen US Military Equipment Being Sold On eBay
Simply referring to copyright law is copyrighted! We'll see you in court.