How To Prove Someone Is Female?
What about the REAL issue?
They should be testing Usain Bolt, cos we all know he is really a cheetah in a man suit.
Windows 7 To Sell In UK For Half the US Price
Just call Jesus Land and then there's no confusion.
On Transitioning To an Asian-Style MMO, Such As Aion
Rewind 10 years, people were saying the same thing as that about EverQuest. Noting lasts forever, one day WOW will be too outdated and they will have to bring out WOW2, and then there will be a chance for some pretender to step in and snatch the crown, just as WOW did when Everquest finally went stale and EQ2 failed to step up to the plate.
Scammer Plants a Fake ATM At Defcon 17
Real ATM's say if they are out of cash before you put your card in.
Scientists Worry Machines May Outsmart Man
two words: Cattle grid.
iPhone Vulnerability Yields Root Access Via SMS
if only... even if every mac on the planet turned into a robot and killed a baby before collapsing into a pile of toxic debris, it would only shut the fanboys up for 5 minutes before they resumed bleating on about garage band and iphoto...
Space Station Crew Drinks Recycled Urine
Actually, in most developed countries, the sewage outfall water is cleaner than the river it's going into.
Of course, the US is usually the exception when the phrase 'in most developed countries' is used...
Texas Makes Zombie Fire Ants
We do have word that refers to all animals except humans: beasts.
However just like when they say animals, people usually use it to just refer to 4-legged animals, I've never heard anyone refer to a pigeon or a goldfish as a beast, even though they could.
Windows 95 Almost Autodetected Floppy Disks
if its a fucking blank disk tho it's fucking annoying. its like I go into nero, add all my files n it asks for the disk, i insert it and i'm just chilling, no worries, then suddenly up pops the auto run dialogue asking me what i want to do with this disk. STFU! it's bloody blank you dumb fucking piece of shit! I then STAB MY WIFE IN THE FACE. And now I'm divorced and in jail, all because of windows Auto-Run.
FUCK YOU VERY MUCH BILL GATES!!
FBI Seizes All Servers In Dallas Data Center
and there are still some idiots who don't get why we call police 'the pigs'.
Angry Villagers Run Google Out of Town
no-one cares about cctv cameras cos they don't see shit. The only person who needs to worry is Mr Fuzzy Blob of 12 Blurry Mess Lane, who now gets blamed for every unsolved crime in the country.
Hulu Munging HTML With JS To Protect Content
That's what all their episodes of Lost are for..
Wolverine Film Leaked a Month Before Release
you know the only decent thing in this film will be the special effects, and they are all missing from this. Only a dumbass would watch it, you will just spoil it for yourself, wait for the finished version fools.
Hints of a Link Between Autism and Vinyl Flooring
How is this pre-empting them? All you have done is predict that people will say it, that isn't a counter argument, 'correlation is not causation' may be over-used and formulaic, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's wrong.
German Police Union Chief Wants Violent Game Ban After Shooting
What European nation is that already has the most strict rules on censoring violent games? Where the blood has to be green or the enemies have to really be robots and in command and conquer the suicide bombers were all changed to a cartoon bomb on a tea trolley? Now remembering that answer, what European nation has been in the news most for school shootings?
Oh dear! can someone say logic fail!
Isn't the common factor between all these school shootings actually that the kids parents had multiple guns in their house that the kids could get hold of easier than the cookie jar?
Giving Your Greytrapping a Helping Hand
Damn, I thought this was going to be about ways to construct a better snare for catching the aliens.
So far my pit trap has only caught a few squirrels, but I'll get one of those little alien bastards one day. And then we'll see how he likes being anally probed. SQUEAL PIGGY!! YEEHAW!!
Cheap Scanners Can "Fingerprint" Paper
Actually Photoshop and Paintshop Pro don't use the EURion constellation, they detect a digital watermark.
Colour photocopiers detect the EURion marking though.
Dreamweaver Is Dying; Long Live Drupal!
I use a large stick to do my web design.
How? Well, I go down to my basement and hit the Chinese illegal immigrant I have chained to my PC until he makes the page I want.
Filmmaker Working On Eye-Socket Camera
ohes noes! Are you one of those wackos who wraps his mobile phone in tinfoil?
Why Japan Hates the iPhone
Yoe're not a douche, you're an asshole.
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