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US Government Studies Open Source Quality

Original AIDS Monkey LOL (165 comments)

Studying the "quality" of open sores software is like studying the blueness of the color red. Our tax dollars at work!

more than 8 years ago

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WHAT UP YOU FUCKS!

Original AIDS Monkey Original AIDS Monkey writes  |  more than 11 years ago

Hi everybody, I've been away for a few months. Looks like the site still sucks ass, Malda is still a borderline-retarded asshole, yro is more paranoid than ever, and we finally ran that dogfucker JonKatz out of here. Am I missing anything?

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Fuck Safe Sex

Original AIDS Monkey Original AIDS Monkey writes  |  more than 12 years ago

That shit is for faggots only. If you've never shot your load up into a girl's Fallopian tubes, you're still a virgin in my book. Fucking a girl while wearing a condom is no better than jerking off into a sock.

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MESSAGE TO ALL MUSLIM SCUM

Original AIDS Monkey Original AIDS Monkey writes  |  more than 12 years ago

Stop hijacking planes.

Stop calling your land holy when it's just a barren desert.

Stop bombing pizzarias.

Stop raising oil prices.

Stop firing guns into the air like a dirty Mexican.

Stop wearing that nasty rag on your head.

IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS WILL FOLLOW.

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Are Vibrators Safe for Anal Play?

Original AIDS Monkey Original AIDS Monkey writes  |  more than 12 years ago

Question:

I would like to know if anal sex play is dangerous or unhealthy. Is there anything wrong with being interested in it? I am thinking of buying myself a vibrator with an anal attachment.

Answer:

As long as you follow some important guidelines, you can safely experiment with anal sex play -- with vibrators, partners, or otherwise -- and remain healthy.

Briefly, one very important health rule to keep in mind: Keep anal bacteria in the anal area, away from other places. In your specific situation, this means several things:

  • Don't allow anal bacteria to go into the vagina. Specifically, you can't get so carried away from stimulating yourself anally that you let the vibrator stray into the area of the vulva (the outside of the female genitals) without first cleaning it thoroughly. Use an antibacterial soap or special "adult toy cleanser."
  • Likewise, don't allow a finger that goes in or near an anus (yours or a partner's) to then go inside your vagina. Drugstores sell latex "cots" that fit nicely over fingers like miniature condoms. Use a cot in the anal area and then remove it before going anywhere near the vulva.
  • If you include anal play in partnered sex, insist that a male partner use a condom during anal intercourse if you have any intention of participating in penis-in-vagina intercourse later. Without a condom, reverse order is OK only if you are completely sure of the sexually transmitted disease status of your partner. That means tests for all the STDs for both of you and total confidence that no new microbes will be introduced into the relationship.
  • Keep anal bacteria out of the mouth. Though the activity of "rimming" (oral-anal contact) may be enjoyable to some, it's a health risk to the oral participant.

Failure to follow this advice can lead to nasty and persistent bacterial infections, among other health problems. Many of these, including STDs, are covered in my archived column "Guidelines for Exploring Anal Sex." I recommend you check that out now to learn more about the health risks of anal play.

Another important guideline involves lubrication. Unlike a vagina, the anal area doesn't naturally produce its own, so always apply lubricant to the skin around the anus and on whatever you want to insert -- finger, penis, or sex toy such as a vibrator or dildo. Using a lubricant will minimize the chances of physically damaging any tissue near or in the anus.

Select a lubricant that contains no mineral oil, petroleum products, or their derivatives. These ingredients generally aren't healthy for the inside of the body and they deteriorate the latex of condoms and cots.

Lastly, the how-to: First, if you want to insert something anally, be sure that it is attached to something that will always allow you to pull it out safely. Fingers and penises are fine, but certain sex toys are not.

Don't insert an egg-shaped or bullet-shaped vibrator, especially if it has no cord. I don't recommend you insert vibrators of those shapes even with cords, since the cords can detach and leave the vibrator behind.

What's the issue? The vagina is a cul-de-sac -- things can't get lost in there. The anus is more like the beginning of a thruway, and a lost item will definitely require an immediate trip to the emergency room for removal. (If this happens to you, do not wait in hopes that you can pass the object out with a bowel movement.)

The safest toy to insert often comes as a vibrator attachment and is shaped like the letter "Y" -- one upper branch of the "Y" gets inserted and the other part stays outside. That way, nothing can accidentally slip in. Another safe vibrator attachment has a narrow part that can be inserted up to a flat ridge, beyond which the diameter of the attachment increases substantially. Avoid using the commonly advertised "facial vibrator" that's shaped like a phallus -- if it's well-lubricated in the hands of a sexually excited person, it could accidentally slip inside.

Second, always let the insertee control the depth, duration, and pace of the insertion. If you're by yourself, that's simple. If you're with a partner, be sure he or she understands that guideline when you're sexually playing in this manner.

One way to learn to be comfortable with anal play is to experiment by yourself with a vibrator to find out what feels pleasurable to you. Then if you introduce it into partnered sex, you'll be able to offer guidance to your partner along the way.

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The History of the Development of AIDS

Original AIDS Monkey Original AIDS Monkey writes  |  more than 12 years ago Chapter Excerpt from "State Origin: The Evidence of the Laboratory Birth of AIDS" by Boyd E. Graves, J.D.

The true history of the origin of AIDS can be traced throughout the 20th Century and back to 1878. On April 29 of that year the United States passed a "FEDERAL QUARANTINE ACT".

The United States began a significant effort to investigate "causes" of epidemic diseases. In 1887, the effort was enhanced with the mandate of the U.S. "LABORATORY OF HYGIENE". This lab was run by Dr. Joseph J. Kinyoun, a deep rooted-racist, who served the eugenics movement with dedication.

Two years later, 1889, we were able to identify "mycoplasmas", a transmissible agent, that is now found at the heart of human diseases, including (AIDS) HIV.

In 1893, we strengthened the Federal Quarantine Act and suddenly there was an explosion of polio.

In 1898, we knew we could use mycoplasma to cause epidemics, because we were able to do so in cattle, and we saw it in tobacco plants.

In 1899, the U.S. Congress began investigating "leprosy in the United States".

In 1902, We organized a "Station for Experimental Evolution" and we were able to identify diseases of an ethnic nature.

In 1904, we used mycoplasma to cause an epidemic in horses.

In 1910, we used mycoplasma to cause an epidemic in fowl/birds.

In 1917, we formed the "Federation of the American Society for Experimental Biology" (FASEB).

In 1918, the influenza virus killed millions of unsuspecting. It was a flu virus modified with a bird mycoplasma for which human primates had no "acquired immunity".

In 1921, lead eugenics philosopher, Betrand Russell, publicly supported the "necessity for "organized" plagues" against the Black population.

In 1931, we secretly tested African Americans and we tested AIDS in sheep.

In 1935, we learned we could crystallize the tobacco mycoplasma, and it would remain infectious.

In 1943, we officially began our bio-warfare program. Shortly thereafter, we were finding our way to New Guinea to study mycoplasma in humans.

In 1945, we witnessed the greatest influx of foreign scientists in history into the U.S. biological program. Operation Paperclip will live in infamy as one of the darkest programs of a twisted parallel government fixated on genocide.

In 1946, the United States Navy hired Dr. Earl Traub, a notorious racist biologist.
A May appropriations hearing confirms the existence of a "secret" biological weapon.

In 1948, we know that the United States confirmed the endorsement of "devising a scheme" in which to address the issue of overpopulation in certain racial groups. State Department's George McKennan's memo will forever illuminate the eugenics mendacity necessary for genocide of millions of innocent people.

In 1949, Dr. Bjorn Sigurdsson isolates the VISNA virus. Visna is man made and shares some "unique DNA" with HIV. See, Proceedings of the United States, NAS, Vol. 92, pp. 3283 - 7, (April 11, 1995).

In 1951, we now know our government conducted its first virus attack on African Americans. Crates in Pennsylvania were tainted to see how many Negro crate handlers in Virginia would acquire the placebo virus.. They were also experimentally infecting sheep and goats. According to author Eva Snead, they also held their first world conference on an AIDS-like virus.

In 1954, Dr. Bjorn Sigurdsson publishes his first paper on Visna virus and establishes himself as the "Grandfather of the AIDS virus." He will encounter competition from Dr. Carlton Gajdusek.

In 1955, they were able to artificially assemble the tobacco mosaic virus. Mycoplasmas will forever be at the heart of the U.S. biological warfare program

In 1957, future U.S. president, Rep Gerald Ford and others gave the U.S. Pentagon permission to aggressively deploy offensive biological agents. There are no recorded cases of AIDS prior to the 1957 creation of "Special Operation-X." (The SOX) program served as the immediate prototype program for the Special Virus program to begin in 1962.

By 1960, Nikita Kruschev had been let in on the biological weapon. His 1960 statement will long reflect the arrogance of the secret blend of communism and democracy. The two countries would go to a November 1972 agreement to cull the Black Population.

In 1961, scientist Haldor Thomar publishes that viruses cause cancer. In 1995, he and Carlton Gajdusek informed the National Academy of Sciences that "the study of visna in sheep would be the best test for candidate anti-HIV drugs."

In 1962, under the cover of cancer research, the United States charts a path to commit premeditated murder, the "Special Virus" program begins on February 12th. Dr. Len Hayflick sets up a U.S. mycoplasma laboratory at Stanford University. Many believe the "Special Virus" program began in November 1961 with a Phizer contract.

Beginning in 1963 and for every year thereafter, the "Special Virus" program conducted annual progress reviews at Hershey Medical Center, Hershey, PA. The annual meetings are representative of the aggressive nature in which the United States pursued the development of AIDS.

In 1964, the United States Congress gave full support for the leukemia/lymphoma (AIDS) virus research.

In 1967, the National Academy of Sciences launched a full scale assault on Africa. The CIA (Technical Services Division) acknowledged its secret inoculator program.

In 1969, Fort Detrick told world scientists and the Pentagon asked for more money, they knew they could make AIDS. Nixon's July 18 secret memo to Congress on "Overpopulation" serves as the start of the paper trail of the AIDS Holocaust.

In 1970, President Nixon signed PL91-213 and John D. Rockefeller, III became the "Population Czar." Nixon's August 10 National Security Memo leaves no doubt as to the genocidal nature of depopulation.

In 1971, Progress Report #8 is issued. The flowchart (pg. 61) will forever resolve the true laboratory birth origin of AIDS. Eventually the Special Virus program will issue 15 reports and over 20,000 scientific papers. The flowchart links every scientific paper, medical experiment and U.S. contract. The flowchart would remain "missing" until 1999. World scientists were stunned. The flowchart will gain in significance throughout the 21st Century. It is also clear the experiments conducted under Phase IV-A of the flowchart are our best route to better therapy and treatment for people living with HIV/AIDS. The first sixty pages of progress report #8 of the Special Virus program prove conclusively the specific goal of the program. By June 1977, the Special Virus program had produced 15, 000 gallons of AIDS. The AIDS virus was attached as complement to vaccines sent to Africa and Manhattan. However, because of the thoroughness of authors, like Dr. Robert E. Lee, we also learn the Stanford Mycoplasma Laboratory issues one of the first papers with AIDS in the title. "Viral Infections in Man Associated with Acquired Immunological Deficiency States." The primary scientist, Dr. Thomas Merigan, was a "consultant" to the Special Virus program.

Progress Report # 8 at 104 - 106 proves Dr. Robert Gallo was secretly working on the development of AIDS with full support of the sector of the U.S. government that seeks to kill its citizens. Dr. Gallo can not explain why he excluded his role as a "project officer" for the Special Virus program from his biographical book. Dr. Gallo's early work and discoveries will finally be viewed in relation to the flowchart. We now know where every experiment fits into the flowchart. The "research logic" is irrefutable evidence of a federal "Manhattan-style project" to develop a "contagious" cancer that "selectively" kills. Dr. Gallo's 1971 paper is identical to his 1984 AIDS announcement.

Progress Report #8 at 273 - 286 proves we gave AIDS to monkeys. Since 1962, the United States and Dr. Robert Gallo have been inoculating monkeys and re-releasing them back into the wild. Thus, even government scientists are baffled that both HIV-1 and HIV-II would "suddenly emerge" from two distinct monkey ancestral relatives during the last 100 years. A 1999 Japanese study will ultimately prove the Man to Monkey origin of Monkey AIDS. The monkey experiments summary definitively proves Monkey AIDS is also man-made.

In 1972, the United States and the Soviet Union entered into a biological agreement that would signal the death knell for the Black Population. The 1972 agreement for collaboration and cooperation in the development of offensive biological agents is still U. S. policy.

In 1973, we find that world scientist, Garth Nicolson reports on his project, "Role of the Cell Surface in Escape From Immunological Surveillance." His report is accompanied by seven published papers. Dr. Nicolson worked in conjunction with the Special Virus program from 1972 until 1978. Dr. Nicolson is considered by some to be Dr. Gallo's "West Coast" counterpart. It is strongly held that because of Dr. Nicolson, Dr. Robert Gallo and Dr. Luc Montagnier would secretly meet in Southern California to coordinate what they would and would not say about the special virus development program.

In 1974, Furher Henry Kissinger releases his NSSM-200 (U.S. Plan to Address Overpopulation). It is the only issue of discussion at the World Population Conference in Bucharest, Romania. The men in the shadows had won, the whole world agrees to secretly cull Africa's population. Today it is Africa and other undesirables. Tomorrow it may be you.

In 1975, President Gerald Ford signs National Security Defense Memorandum #314. The United States implements the Kissinger NSSM-200.

In 1976, the United States issues Progress Report #13 of the Special Virus program. The report proves the United States had various international agreements with the Russians, Germans, British, French, Canadians and Japanese. The plot to kill Black people has wide international support. In March, the Special Virus began production of the AIDS virus, by June 1977, the program will have produced 15,000 gallons of AIDS. President Jimmy Carter allows for the continuation of the secret plan to cull the Black Population.

In 1977, Dr. Robert Gallo and the top Soviet Scientists meet to discuss the proliferation of the 15,000 gallons of AIDS. They attach AIDS as complement to the Small pox vaccine for Africa, and the "experimental" hepatitis B vaccine for Manhattan. According to authors June Goodfield and Alan Cantwell, it is Batch #751 that was administered in New York to thousands of innocent people. This government will never be able to repay the people for the social rape, humiliation and out right prejudice people with HIV/AIDS face on a daily basis. The men in the shadows of the AIDS curtain accurately calculated that you would not care if only Blacks and gays are dying. In fact you don't care that nearly a half million Gulf War veterans are encumbered with something contagious. Soon there will be no more Black people and a confused military, older White people will start suddenly dying and you still won't get it. Be here now for us, give us a chance to be there for you.

Suddenly, just as President Nixon had predicted, there was explosive death. On November 4, 1999, the U.S. White House announced,.... "Within a period as short as five years, all new infections of HIV in the United States will be African American...." At some point our experts must be allowed to begin the interface process of allowing the history of this virus program to count. It is ludicrous and preposterous to fail to review the U.S. virus program in which to elucidate the etiology of AIDS.

More of the history of the secret virus program can be found in the archives of Dr. John B. Moloney. A review of the files under Dr. Moloney's name would further pinpoint additional dates and records consistent with one of the greatest hunts, capture and proliferation of disease in the history of the human race. We have found the missing link. It is the guts of the research logic of a federal program that seeks to kill. We have found a curtain of AIDS. We can identify some of the people who work in the shadows of the curtain. Dr. Robert Gallo and Dr. Garth Nicolson must lead us in review. In light of the attack mechanisms available in which to inhibit AIDS, it is time that not another person be stricken with this relic, synthetic mycoplasma chimera.

Help those of us who are still here to realize full and contributory lives. We are all one people.

On September 28, 1998 I filed suit against the United States for the "creation", "production" and "proliferation" of AIDS. On November 7, 2000, the appeals court agreed with the lower court and held AIDS bioengineering as "frivolous." The world continues to wait for the court to rule on the resubmitted issues. The court can not continue to simply brush aside our experts and the government's flowchart.

I have been asked to give my perspective with regard to the federal program MK-NAOMI . MK-NAOMI is the code for the development of AIDS. The "MK" portion stands for the two co-authors of the AIDS virus, Robert Manaker and Paul Kotin. The "NAOMI" portion stands for "Negroes are Only Momentary Individuals." The U.S. government continues to orchestrate silence from the very top echelons of the Congress and military. At present there is no accountability. The good people will ultimately create a tsunami of public outrage. We can not allow the state an autocratic right to govern outside of the Constitution. Our society is structured to hide crimes committed by the state, while punishing citizens for minor indiscretions. Their strategy focuses on the general confusion they can create via manipulation of the media. They are very good at what they do. We must become more focused in our continued presentation of the flowchart. The flowchart is the absolute missing link in proving the existence of a coordinated research program to develop a cancer virus that depletes the immune system. New diseases do not create old illnesses.

This compilation of court documents and correspondence is the true effort of one man's achievement in solving the mystery of the origin of AIDS. We have found the origin of AIDS, it is us.

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