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Giant Plumes of Oil Forming Below the Gulf's Surface

PedoPope Where's Sarah Palin (483 comments)

Haven't heard her say "Drill Baby Drill" in weeks. C'mon teabaggers - I can't hear you!

more than 4 years ago
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Steve Jobs Says PC Folks' World Is Slipping Away

PedoPope Re:Sounds to me... (1067 comments)

Seriously, there is one fantastic quote here from Steve Jobs that he replied to someone who *dared* to criticize him:

what have you done that's so great? Do you create anything, or just criticize others work and belittle their motivations?

What a complete asshole who thinks he's so much better than everyone else.

So do you create anything either? Sounds like it just stung because most people don't.

more than 4 years ago
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Armstrong, Cernan Testify Against Obama Space Plan

PedoPope Re:So... (411 comments)

Not all of the teabaggers are racist - but most of the racists are teabaggers. Difference motherfucker.

more than 4 years ago
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Steve Jobs Says PC Folks' World Is Slipping Away

PedoPope Awesome on so many levels (1067 comments)

So Steve engages someone whose parent company is being criminally investigated. What part of "you have the right to STFU" did this moron not get? Now there's a nice text-trail to be handed off to the lawyers. Bravo Ryan - you've been played.

more than 4 years ago
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Apple Is Nintendo's "Enemy of the Future"

PedoPope Nintendo phone? (272 comments)

Oh dear lord - a busload / metro train full of people waving their arms around like airport flagmen having grand-mal seizures.
And you thought loud cell-phone conversations were annoying.

*THWACK!* *Biff* *Poink*!

It'd be like an episode of the 300 Stooges. Can't wait.

more than 4 years ago
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Shall We Call It "Curated Computing?"

PedoPope No no no no no (331 comments)

I INSIST that my computing experience involve maintaining enough resources to staff an IT department, constant attacks from malware and viruses, applications that won't behave for more than a few minutes, flash-crashworthy ads and pop-unders, and a large group of condescending nerds telling me how stupid I am because after 25 years-plus of unchanged UI practices - I'm the one that's behind the times - not the computer. "curated computing"? How about - "it doesn't suck?" I would like that new computer - the flat one. You mean the one that doesn't suck? Yes please.

more than 4 years ago
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Armstrong, Cernan Testify Against Obama Space Plan

PedoPope Re:So... (411 comments)

Or pay for Bush's 1.5 trillion dollar medicare prescription drug bill that passed without teabaggers spitting on congressmen. I love how the tebaggers were fine with 5.25 trillion dollars worth of spending under Bush - but that's ok - he was white.

more than 4 years ago
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Ancient Comet Fragments Found In Antarctic Snow

PedoPope RUN! (92 comments)

re:"More importantly, scientists found that they contain unusually high amounts of organic matter." Just before he choked, fell to the ground, and turned into a multi-tentacled extra terrestrial and savagely attacked the audience.

more than 4 years ago
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iPad Isn't "Killing" Netbook Sales, According To Paul Thurrott

PedoPope Re:Two different market segments (457 comments)

See this ham sandwich? I can actually EAT my ham sandwich - it proves you're wrong because I can EAT my ham sandwich and you can't eat your iPad. So there! Mmmmmmm sandwich!

more than 4 years ago
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iPad Isn't "Killing" Netbook Sales, According To Paul Thurrott

PedoPope Re:Watch the messenger (457 comments)

I have a sandwich. It's a tasty ham sandwich. This sandwich proves what I'm arguing about because I have it. Mmmmmm.

more than 4 years ago
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Wales Supports Purging Porn From Wikipedia

PedoPope Re:Damn the Welsh! (263 comments)

will they also support a ban on religion? getting pretty randy here in the ol' vatican. Our hot tight young boys have more cocks sprouting from their asses than a peacock! Huzzah, it's on Wikipedia!

more than 4 years ago

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