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Marijuana Legalized In Oregon, Alaska, and Washington DC

Pharoah_69 DC (588 comments)

"Washington D.C. meanwhile saw the vote strongly tipped in favor of legalization, at about 69% to 31% opposed. "

District of Columbia will now be called, District of Cannibus.

"E Cannibus Enum"

about three weeks ago
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Jedi-ism Becomes a Serious Religion

Pharoah_69 Hallejuah....... (268 comments)

Hallejuah.......

[Priest]
Deerly beloved, we have gathered today to celebrate the Jedis. In a galaxy far away that decended onto our own planet, he gave us his only begotten son, Luke Skywalker, who defied Darth Vader, who decended on Endor, was slain and caught in a net, who rose again to be with the Father and Yoda. We pray to the Jedis.

[Congregation]
Yoda hear our prayer

[Priest]
The ceremony has ended. May the Force be with you.

[Congregation]
And also with you.

about a month ago
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How Far Will You Go For Highest Speed Internet?

Pharoah_69 fiber (142 comments)

They may have the best fiber due to the quality of their goat cheese....and their oil.

about 8 months ago
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Interviews: Ask J. Michael Straczynski What You Will

Pharoah_69 Comic book movie (276 comments)

How about making a film where the Avengers and Superman team-up in a traditional "comic book"-style movie?

about 8 months ago
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Is Bruce Schneier Leaving His Job At BT?

Pharoah_69 Re:Speak Your Mind (96 comments)

Don't you mean, CV? It is British Telecom, after all.

about a year ago
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Microsoft's New Smart Bra Could Stop You From Over Eating

Pharoah_69 Re:riiiight... (299 comments)

When are they going to come out with a Smart Bra to increase a woman's breasts to DD or bigger? or Smart Ass app to make a woman's butt firm?

about a year ago
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Nobody Builds Reactors For Fun Anymore

Pharoah_69 Re:Innovation (326 comments)

not unless Odin has something to say about it. We'll see what happens. No one is safe.

about a year ago
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Siberia's Methane Release Larger Than Previously Thought

Pharoah_69 Re:The only solution is workers revolution (135 comments)

Free lunch / Free pussy, is there a relationship? The lunch is the pussy; the pussy is the lunch.

about a year ago
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Europol, Microsoft Target 2-Million Strong ZeroAccess Click Fraud Botnet

Pharoah_69 Let my PCs go (44 comments)

"this week in disrupting 'ZeroAccess,' a vast botnet that has enslaved more than two million PCs with malicious software in an elaborate and lucrative scheme to defraud online advertisers"

And people point the finger at me for being a tyrant. A vast botnet that enslaved tons of PCs to join the cloud on a stairway to Heaven would have been a much better result.

about a year ago
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Moon Express Unveils Next Moon Lander

Pharoah_69 Re:Mooned (79 comments)

Generally, I would agree but the hidden aspect of it is, Sci-fi has turned into a reality.
"The Future is here."

about a year ago
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Moon Express Unveils Next Moon Lander

Pharoah_69 Express-O (79 comments)

Let's all hope that the "Moon Express" puts the "Oriental Express" to shame, relatively speaking.

about a year ago
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Siberia's Methane Release Larger Than Previously Thought

Pharoah_69 who knew. (135 comments)

so it was the Russians all along....?? Who knew. Damn them, damn them all to Hell. *clutches fist at the sky* (sarcasm)

Where's the Trans-Siberian Orchestra when you need them for such a montage?

about a year ago
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Driver Arrested In Ohio For Secret Car Compartment Full of Nothing

Pharoah_69 Re:wires? (670 comments)

Yes, it is strong with this one.

1 year,2 days
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Getting Evolution In Science Textbooks For Texas Schools

Pharoah_69 Re:Regardless of whether evolution is true... (710 comments)

I agree with what you say. However, textbooks and education are a huge industry. Students will buy textbooks for classes because they have to and want to excel, whether or not the information in them is correct or not. I attended school at university in England for a year and much of the courses have to do with research at the library and anything compulsory is given as a hand-out. Plus, it's a matter of what is true from books and textbooks at the library which is for the student to decide. As far as editions, I like this method as usually it presents the same material just from another perspective.

1 year,2 days
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Digital Taste Interface

Pharoah_69 Computer (47 comments)

Computer, cup of Earl Grey, please.

'The team is also working on a spin-off called a digital lollipop that will give the effect of a continuous sugar hit..."

Oh. the women are just going to looooove this.

1 year,4 days
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Happy 50th Doctor Who

Pharoah_69 Who? (211 comments)

The old Dr. Who was great. He had one great scarf that was distinctive, not to mention the "Afro." He probably had all the ladies back then.

1 year,5 days
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NASA's Next Frontier: Growing Plants On the Moon

Pharoah_69 Re:Weed and Dandilions (193 comments)

I guess naming brownies with weed, "Space Cake", was appropriate then.

1 year,7 days
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Building an 'Invisibility Cloak' With Electromagnetic Fields

Pharoah_69 here I come (71 comments)

Klingon War Bird of Prey (with 2 big-breasted Klingon women), here I come.

1 year,14 days
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Puzzled Scientists Say Strange Things Are Happening On the Sun

Pharoah_69 Earth (342 comments)

Puzzled Scientists Say Strange Things Are Happening On the Earth; News at 10.

1 year,15 days

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