Left-Handed Gamers Getting Left Behind?
pens with slow drying ink
I compensate for this by writing in Hebrew.
Try adjusting to that, righties.
Researchers Create Real Tractor Beams
Interestingly, that was the same point made by the first comment posted to the story that TFA references.
Supernova Shrapnel Found In Meteorite
Yes, but only supernovae from the Champagne region in Françe may call themselves Champagne supernovae.
Cybercriminals Create 57,000 Fake Sites Each Week
I'm a drupal developer, and I agree.
School Swaps Math Textbooks For iPads
Agreed. But someone has to find a use for unreasonable devices like the iPad.
Microsoft Suspends Gamer For Being From Fort Gay
The homosexual community distorted the word in the first place. It used to just mean 'happy'.
Was it the gay community that "distorted" those words, or was it the straight community that forced them upon the gay community?
No More Need To Reboot Fedora w/ Ksplice
That means there's libre-free software and a service provided by a non-distro company which is, for selected distros, gratis-free. For now.
I like your Latin-based distinction of "free" better than the free-as-in-beer v.s. free-as-in-speech method.
I'll have to remember it for the next time I give a speech on OSS at the Roman senate.
GPS Tracking Without a Warrant Declared Legal
I've always been curious about this quote ... are communists, trade unionists, and Jews the only groups of people known to speak up?
I'd like to believe that monarchists, Zen Buddhists, the PTA, and a few Presbyterians would get involved before I need to leave my couch.
Digital Devices Deprive Brain of Needed Downtime
This is the very reason I don't have a cell phone
I met a gentleman last night who recently purchased a Droid phone and claimed that it's the first mobile phone that he's ever owned. When I asked him why he didn't own one before, he responded:
"I thought cell phones were only useful for buying drugs."
I think he also has a 5-digit slashdot user id
Researchers Zero In On Protein That Destroys HIV
"Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!"
The Many Faces of 3G
"3G" is how y'all in the South write shorthand for "did you eat, did you eat, did you eat?"
Sorting Algorithms — Boring Until You Add Sound
The Selection Sort's soundtrack was quite fun!
It feels like your head is going to explode at the end, and the final pass is the sound of brain matter splattering across the pages of your algorithms textbook.
Can Twitter and Facebook Deal With Their Dead?
"One and a half million Facebook users die each year."
That's about 3 times as many annual deaths as tobacco users!
Where's the Bureau of Alcohol, Twitter, and Facebook when you need them?
Drupal 6 Content Administration
...neither of which would satisfy the users that are still happy with Drupal 5.
Inmates Escape As Guard Plays Plants Vs. Zombies
I bet Edmond Dantès feels like an asshole for planning such an unnecessarily elaborate escape after reading TFA.
Kids Who Watch Popeye Cartoons Eat More Vegetables
According to TFA, you would need to plant cookie seeds, take part in cookie tasting parties, cook cookie soup, and watch Sesame Street in order for Cookie Monster to affect your diet.
Hunt For Earth-Like Planets Delayed
I'm from Tahiti so I might have missed something in the translation, but what is wrong with this planet?
Android Phone Turned Into Virtual Reality Goggles
Haha. This reminds me of an old image describing an early hands-free cellphone system:
Mandatory H1N1 Vaccine For NY Health Workers Suspended
Thanks for the clarification. I was horrified to think that chewable H1N1 vaccine was suspended.
Disney Close To Unveiling New "DVD Killer"
Can a Keyblade be used to crack open this Keychest?
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