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Pr0n's Effect On Society

Pope Slackman Re:Rationalization (1021 comments)

You seem to be on good terms with Jesus, so next time you talk to Him, please ask for a spellchecker.

more than 8 years ago

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Goatse.cx sued under DMCA

Pope Slackman Pope Slackman writes  |  more than 12 years ago

from the stare-into-the-abyss dept.
MEEPT! wrote in to report that the famous troll site goatse.cx has been shut
down under the Digital Millenium Copyright Act by a gay linux industry trade group called the
Alternative Network OS and Gay Anus Penetration Enthusiasts. Michael S, an ANOSGAPE spokesman,
was quoted as saying "goatse.cx has made a mockery of the anal fisting industry, and left themselves spread
wide open to litigaytion. We hope this anal action will send a clear message to this "trolling" community
that wide-open man-holes are not a laughing matter." The goatse.cx webmasters were optimistic, however,
stating that the graven image, now sacred to trolls and crapflooders everywhere, was found in the
pubic domain and was in no way infringing on any GAPE copyright.
Similar sites such as Comp-u-geek and "Hey everybody, I'm looking at gay porno!" were unaffected.

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Lame even for slashdot.

Pope Slackman Pope Slackman writes  |  more than 12 years ago

I wonder if the assranchers behind [hehehe] this
site realize that castrating the user slashbox
just made them look like total pricks.

Obviously they only appreciate a good hack[1] when it's in their favor.
Hypocritical bitches.

M-X yu0=fag0t
[1] And ad-killer, IMO, was a great hack. Simple, effective, and hilarious exploitation of the system.

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Introducing...The AD-GOATER!

Pope Slackman Pope Slackman writes  |  more than 12 years ago (Unfortunately, there's no "GOAT SEX" topic icon.)

Shortly after Starship Trooper's ad killer came to my attention,
I was "talking" to my "homeboy" Cobalt on "IM" about how I had set up a local mirror on one of my domains.
He said something to the effect of "I'd rather use yours, I don't think you'd do anything malicious,
like turning the ads into goatse.cx links".

Instantly, I was inspired. Looking at the code, I realized it would be positively trivial for me to do such a thing.

So I did it.

Here it is:
-----------------CUT------------------
//Ad-Goater hack based on ad-killer originally posted by Starship Trooper

function delAds()
{
    var iframes = document.getElementsByTagName('IFRAME');
    var imgs = document.getElementsByTagName('IMG');
    var i;
    for(i = 0; i < iframes.length; ++i) {
        iframes[i].src = 'http://goatse.cx/hello.jpg';
        iframes[i].width = 480;
        iframes[i].height = 360;
    }
    for(i = 0; i < imgs.length; ++i)
        if(
           (imgs[i].width > 450 && imgs[i].width < 500)
           ||
           (imgs[i].width > 300 && imgs[i].width < 350) && (imgs[i].height > 250 && imgs[i].height < 300)
           ||
           (imgs[i].width == 234)
           )
           {
            imgs[i].src = "http://goatse.cx/hello.jpg";
            imgs[i].width = 480;
            imgs[i].height = 360;
            imgs[i].alt = "HELLO!";
           }
}
---------------END CUT------------------

Take that, put it into a file, and call it as you would the original ad-killer script.
(Or, better, replace your publically available ad-killer with the goater!)

Viola! Giant, annoying, goatse images instead of ads!

You can find the original killer here:
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=28988&threshold=-1&commentsort=3&tid=153&mode=thread&cid=3115825

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