Steve Ballmer Authored the Windows 3.1 Ctrl-Alt-Del Screen
maybe he invented this as well:
First Particle Comprising Four Quarks Discovered
How many quarks do you see?
School's In For Summer At Udacity
So he is still in the top 411/160,000 (.26 %)
Same as being first in a class of 400.
Of currently dead inventors, my favorite is ...
Dr. Emmett Brown,
Google Glasses Announced
I had something exactly like this a couple of decades ago, but I broke it and the replacement cost was too high. Well over $9K.
New Study Confirms Safety of GM Crops
Cows. How do you explain cows? They are Half Food and Half Animal.
Failures Mark First National Test of Emergency Alert System
How much of a fine did the failure have to pay.
bu dum bum. I will be here all week.
First Exoplanet Discovered Orbiting Two Stars
Whether Greedo actually shot first.
FCC To Test Opening White Spaces Up To Public
from my un-hackable 50mi wi-fi connection
I would draw the line at cloning...
Chuck Norris is so bad, the only one that could kick his ass is Chuck Norris
Bank of America Buying Abusive Domain Names
looks like someone may be blowing more than whistles?
Iron-Eating Bug Is Gobbling Up the Titanic
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
If you don't use it, it will sit there and rust.