Over 8000 five star bloatware reviewsPuZZleDucK writes "In a virtual Flash mob the shackled users of Samsungs Samsung Push Service have rebelled and swamped the Google App Store with a hilarious array of four and five star reviews. A few choice cuts:
Bryan Steenerson(*****): Money tree awesomeness!!! Before downloading this app I always had to tell my family that money didn't grow on trees. Now it does!!!! Thanks Samsung!!!!
M.Scott Drummond(*****): My Two Senses. No, I didn't make a mistakes in my title. This newest update gave me two new senses. Having the normal five senses was good but now having seven I now know that I was crippled and my life will never be the same again. Thanks Samsung!
Michael Rubin(*****): Attained Jedi Powers As soon as I installed this update, I attained Jedi powers. I can now move objects with my mind, have cat like reflexes, and can see into the future. Thanks Samsung!
but, my favourites are the disappointed 4 star reviews:
Nicolas Brown(**** ): A little disappointed. I thought this app would give it all to me; money, women, powe, and talent. After using this app, I only recieved power and talent. Fix the other two, and I will give five stars!