top Google Planning To Remove CSS Regions From Blink
I first misread this as "Google plans to remove Blink from CSS."
I thought, "Isn't that a good thing? Wait, is blink even still around? Wait a minute..."
Then I had to reread the headline and TFS and my fun was over.
top Thieves Who Stole Cobalt-60 Will Soon Be Dead
Dude, don't make him mad.
top Obama Asks FCC To Make Carriers Unlock All Mobile Devices
Let's look at some potential headlines:
Obama Bans Cell Phone Subsidies
Apple stock plummets as iPhone is no longer affordable
Is this the beginning of a national cell plan?
Antichrist makes power play in mobile sector
Had to throw in one from FauxNews. Anyway, there's lots people could complain about here. Some of it might even be reasonable.
top IAB Urges People To Stop "Mozilla From Hijacking the Internet"
Who is going to PAY for YOUR internet? I don't mean the connection, I mean the content. Please consider this.
about a year and a half ago
top How Joel Spolsky Shot Down a Microsoft Patent In 15 Minutes
If I remember correctly, however, there is a connection between Joel and Microsoft.
about a year and a half ago
top Ask Slashdot: How Do You Stay Fit At Work?
If you pass out from missing one meal you should probably see a doctor and not Slashdot.
top The U.S. minimum wage should be
Minimum wage isn't for people to live off of. It's for high school kids. It's for entry level work. You aren't supposed to have kids on it. You aren't supposed to pay rent with it. You're supposed to save for college and buy video games and beer if you know someone with a fake.
top John McAfee Launches Blog, Offers $25K Reward For "Real Killers"
Do we really know he posted that stuff? The only evidence I've seen regarding bath salts is some posts on a Russian drug forum from a username McAfee used other places.
top Trying to Untangle Anarchist Attacks On Scientists
Star Wars is OK, but what about a car analogy?
top I believe humanity will first achieve ...
No, two plus two equals five.
top Totally Drug-Resistant TB Emerges In India
... and then their are people that don't know there theirs, and who want to ban they're way to not looking silly...
top Android ICS Will Require 16GB RAM To Compile
Hyperthreading. Best base is 25 * 16 = 400, so getting 300 doesn't seem so unlikely.
Thanks. Settings update. Now I can go back to being pissed about something else.
top Dennis Ritchie, Creator of C Programming Language, Passed Away
No, C++ was a superset of C. It's not the chicken and the egg, we can say for sure that C existed first and that C++ extended it. Also, it is no longer true that all C will compile in a C++ compiler. C99 and C++11 diverged too much.
top London Needs 70,000 Cells For 4G
+1 but I can't moderate with this stupid mouse...
top Environmental Enforcement Agents Targeting Guitars
I had a shitty day and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.
top The End of the Gas Guzzler
It's called electrolysis.