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Why No War Over MS's Android Patent Shakedown?

RMS Eats Toejam Re:Perhaps the patents are legit, valid patents? (174 comments)

You nicely conflated the two and then trolled.

If someone shits on your face you're just going to stand there and listen to the rest of what they have to say? Please go fuck yourself, you shrimp-dicked asshole.

more than 3 years ago

Microsoft Wants $15 Per Android Smartphone

RMS Eats Toejam Re:Microsoft Research (361 comments)

If some FSF activist was doing it to Windows you'd think it was wonderful.

Well, you are an FSF cocksucker, so you know that line stung really hard. He nailed your ass and the best you can do is call him a troll? You miserable, weak, pathetic pussy.

more than 3 years ago

Microsoft Launches Office 365 Cloud Suite

RMS Eats Toejam Re:Not wasting my time again (200 comments)

You don't need to be paid to see a fucking cocksucker like you for what you are. Shame on you, period. I'm sure your parents would agree.

more than 3 years ago

Skype Forcing Mac Users To Upgrade Client

RMS Eats Toejam Re:One word - alternatives? (250 comments)

it still acted as a hidden voip server when uninstalled

Pure fucking paranoid bullshit.

more than 3 years ago

FTC Approves Microsoft's Takeover of Skype

RMS Eats Toejam Re:Linux Version (153 comments)

gigantic mandatory display pictures in each conversation window.

You can mouse over the image and a small magnifying glass with a minus symbol appears. This lets you shrink the display picture, you fucking ignorant prick.

more than 3 years ago

Will Microsoft Release Its Own Windows 8 Tablet?

RMS Eats Toejam Re:Windows Tablet (207 comments)

You've spent the better part of a day trolling the same story. Shove an Android tablet up your ass and go jack-off under an oak tree or something. Stupid kid.

more than 3 years ago

Wikileaks Cables Say No Bloodshed Inside Tiananmen Square

RMS Eats Toejam Re:why did you post this? (235 comments)

Assarange cock-licking troll. I now live in China, just a few kilometers from the square. I was in middle school when the events took place and I never heard that anyone was run over by a tank. You are a ignorant cocksucker that I've never known and would never want to know, and you blame others for being stupid and ignorant? Fuck you, sir, a big fuck you.

more than 3 years ago

Asus To Ship Ubuntu 10.10 On Three Eee PC Netbooks

RMS Eats Toejam Re:Why worry? (142 comments)

It's not his reading comprehension that's the problem, it's your poor command of the English language. Try this:

My girlfriend of 11 years, who has lived with me for over 5, runs bla bla bla

Don't write like an inverted anus. A bigger problem here is why she spent 11 years with a loser like you without getting married. Either she's mentally deficient herself or too fat to roll away and leave you.

more than 3 years ago

Linux Video Tutorials From 1995

RMS Eats Toejam Re:Nothing unusual (104 comments)

Only a stupid fucking Kraut would be using Windows 95 at a university rather than NT.

more than 3 years ago

PBS Web Sites and Databases Hacked

RMS Eats Toejam Re:Streisand Effect (387 comments)

I kinda like "scriptdiots"

That's pretty bad. It doesn't roll off the tongue very well and it's not fun to say. I hope you didn't make that one yourself.

but my favorite one is definitely "hackerz" (or "hack3rz" to go more extreme)

Wow, you live a rich and colorful life.

more than 3 years ago

KDE 4.7 – a First Look At Beta 1

RMS Eats Toejam Re:two weeks without KDE... and not missing it (264 comments)

People do want to use linux - lots of them.

Not quite correct. A few people want to use Linux. A very, very small minority of computer users. Don't ever forget how small you are.

more than 3 years ago

Microsoft Kills Skype For Asterisk

RMS Eats Toejam Re:Dear God (271 comments)

People using Skype with Asterisk are part of the fringe element, you stupid fucking idiot. A majority of the customers, also known as the base, are totally unaffected.

more than 3 years ago

Falun Gong Sues Cisco

RMS Eats Toejam Re:Religions (312 comments)

I'm sorry, but aren't insults supposed to be just a little clever or witty in some way? Armature.

more than 3 years ago

Sergey Brin: Windows Is "Torturing Users"

RMS Eats Toejam Re:Read between the lines (645 comments)

Try pulling your head out of your coincided asshole. Windows 95, as an Operating System, has a metric fuck-ton of more polish than your typical GNU/Linux distro. Even KDE 4 still has hundreds of rough edges like random spacing for no god damn reason. It's a hodge podge of shit thrown together by armatures. Well, I guess now I see why it appeals to you.

more than 3 years ago

Sergey Brin: Windows Is "Torturing Users"

RMS Eats Toejam Re:Choice. (645 comments)

When the machine starts up I don't see anything. A desktop appears. I don't like that.


more than 3 years ago

Ubuntu Aims For 200 Million Users In Four Years

RMS Eats Toejam Re:Ubuntu released for men (441 comments)

Looks like no one finds your pathetic spam funny anymore. The truth is, it never was. Next time you blow Schestowitz tell him I said hello, faggot.

more than 3 years ago

Gitionary: the Git Party Game

RMS Eats Toejam Re:So much fun! (50 comments)

A real live girl?

More accurately, a real live dike.

more than 3 years ago

Red Hat CEO On Patent Trolls: Just Pay Them Off

RMS Eats Toejam Re:This is (167 comments)

That's why we need guys like RMS.

I don't need a fat bearded fuck to tell me what software is ethical or unethical. Maybe idiots like you need people to think for you, but the rest of us will make our own choices.

more than 3 years ago

Facebook Wants To Buy Skype

RMS Eats Toejam Re:Apocolypse (192 comments)

Douche bag.

more than 3 years ago


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