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Who Knew The Sesame Street Theme Song Was About Suffering And Angst?

Red4man Re:Who watches Sesame Street? (9 comments)

Nice to see you again, Jeremiah Cornelius. Won't you log in?

about a week ago
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Who Knew The Sesame Street Theme Song Was About Suffering And Angst?

Red4man Re:Who watches Sesame Street? (9 comments)

Really? A Sympathy For The Devil reference?

I'm not a fan of the Rolling Stones myself, I find them highly overrated.

This is more to my liking.

about a week ago
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Who Knew The Sesame Street Theme Song Was About Suffering And Angst?

Red4man Re:Who watches Sesame Street? (9 comments)

The adults that Sir Elton buggers are consenting, so no, I only eschew Elton John's music because I'm not a fan of that style. I'm a man of highly refined tastes, I listen to Classical.

about two weeks ago
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Who Knew The Sesame Street Theme Song Was About Suffering And Angst?

Red4man Who watches Sesame Street? (9 comments)

I mean, parents really shouldn't let their kids watch, because "Fondle Me" Elmo is a child predator.

about two weeks ago
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This article should start a good old-fashioned flame war around here...

Red4man Re:I'll rise to the bait :-) (8 comments)

set trollmode = off;

I've got 2 daughters

OK, so this is now a rare occasion where I'm not trolling, but I'm genuinely curious:

Were you the biological father of these children? If so, how do you reconcile your currently expressed gender with this fact?

Because, you're different then say the XY birth defect, and because you weren't sterile, but biologically reproduced via a sperm cell (twice), this fits the biological definition of a male.

So, I guess the question is, since your DNA has a Y chromosome, and a DNA test would confirm your maleness, why do you think surgery is necessary as opposed to fixing the part of the brain that thinks there's something off on your body?

Like I said, not trolling, I am interested in understanding your perspective.

about two weeks ago
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This article should start a good old-fashioned flame war around here...

Red4man Re:Yeah, people just need to toughen up.. (8 comments)

Tell us what you really think. And log in. That was so masterful, you should take ownership of that.

Or don't, and continue to let the PC crowd tell you what you have to think. The choice is yours.

about two weeks ago
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This article should start a good old-fashioned flame war around here...

Red4man Re:Oh no! (8 comments)

Or maybe...

We should fix their brains, and not mutilate their genitals.

(And that's how you throw gas on a fire, young padawan.)

about two weeks ago
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Be nice to damn_registrars...

Red4man Re:yep (4 comments)

Not to be stereotypical, but every beta male geek wishes they were an alpha male. And since they aren't, they overcompensate and project it online in the feeble hopes that no one will know that they're posting in their panties in their mother's basement.

Take d_r, for example -- classic case of a beta who wants to be the smartest person in the room and is completely oblivious to the fact that he's actually quite dumb and a colossal asshole on top of it.

I LOVE THAT GUY.

about two weeks ago
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How dare you logically evaluate the health care bill!

Red4man Right on! (51 comments)

Cause I totally deserved to have my premiums doubled! Yeah! Fuck me!

And me busting my ass to get a 4% raise? Didn't even cover the cost of my premiums doubling!

CHANGE I CAN BELIEVE IN. CAN I HAS SOME MORE PLZ?

about three weeks ago
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!!! DANGER WILL ROBINSON !!!

Red4man Re:Can you further describe... (9 comments)

Slashdot deleted a journal entry of mine.

I wrote a journal entry calling Brittany Maynard a coward for committing suicide, when she could have undergone experimental treatments -- sure, they may have failed, but it might have allowed researchers to refine it to save someone else.

I called her supporters ghouls for cheering on the death of a person.

Slashdot deleted this. Fuck the new Dice overlords.

about three weeks ago
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In this year's US mid-term elections ...

Red4man Re:no dimocrats (551 comments)

I love you, man. Well said.

about three weeks ago
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Celebrity gun fail: Jose Canseco blows off his own finger

Red4man Re:Common sense (21 comments)

Once again -- at least I understand the difference between "you're" and "your".

about three weeks ago
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Celebrity gun fail: Jose Canseco blows off his own finger

Red4man Re:Common sense (21 comments)

Of course not. Everyone knows I have no shame.

about three weeks ago
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Celebrity gun fail: Jose Canseco blows off his own finger

Red4man Re:Common sense (21 comments)

The only moron hinting that damn_registrars is a female is... well, damn_registrars and his sock puppets. It's a classic misdirection ploy, and one that's so transparently obvious that the only person dumb enough to think it'd work is... damn_registrars.

We know you're a dude, damn_registrars. We also know your sock puppet accounts. It's so obvious. What's comical is your persistence that we haven't figured it all out.

Besides, if you were a woman, you'd have probably sent nudes to pudge and/or RG and/or smitty by now. Maybe you have. Only you (and they) know for sure.

about three weeks ago
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Celebrity gun fail: Jose Canseco blows off his own finger

Red4man Re:Common sense (21 comments)

Noticed the moron AC (damn_registrars) still holding on to the Fab Four stuff.

THERE WAS NEVER A FAB FOUR. IT WAS A JOKE.

As for me?

Work is keeping me extraordinarily busy. Can't complain though.

about three weeks ago
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Celebrity gun fail: Jose Canseco blows off his own finger

Red4man Re:Common sense (21 comments)

I hope you don't need the computer to wipe your butt...
Of course not, he uses a belt sander.

about three weeks ago
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Celebrity gun fail: Jose Canseco blows off his own finger

Red4man Re:Common sense (21 comments)

And just where the hell have you been?

about three weeks ago

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It's not a coincidence...

Red4man Red4man writes  |  about three weeks ago ... that I make a comeback and the usual gang of idiots goes quiet.

I suppose it's difficult to post when you're cowering in the corner, quivering over a puddle of your own urine, worried about my amazingly humorous comebacks to the inane drivel you generate.

Of course, if you're cowering, quivering, etc, and realize that if you go quiet and don't post anything that I can't troll you, well, you're right -- AND THAT WAS MY GOAL ALL ALONG.

Either way, kids, I win.

LOVE AND KISSES,
Red

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I early voted...

Red4man Red4man writes  |  about 1 month ago ... for Scott Walker.

As Hillary would say, if you don't like it you can suck my clit and balls.

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Upcoming Redesign

Red4man Red4man writes  |  about a year ago

Slashdot - Stale News for Nerds, Stuff that Doesn't Matter, Eyebleeding Layout by SBNation making your eyes bleed since 2013.

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Cialis VS Viagra

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 2 years ago

Buy Cialis is called secondary impotence. Men with impotence often cease to attempt sexual intercourse, choosing to overload slashdot with spam journal entries selling a product that they require, so that they're able to continue to masturbate over boobless wonders like Natalie Portman and Kate Hudson. Three other problems may occur separately or together with impotence : x Loss of libido is reduced or lost sexual interest or initiative. Reduced libido may also result partly from illnesses, medications, ps Cialis, INN- tadalafil, DES-Tardasil.

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FUCK YOU, SLASHDOT!

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 2 years ago Great. Wonder what you guys will break for that. Half the fun of visiting slashdot is to see "What did they completely fuck up today?"

Of courrse, half as fun is reading the comments to see who's dick the slashbot collective is sucking.

You know, I've been here a while..and it's time for a coup de gras.

Go Fuck Yourself, San Diego. You too, Slashbots!

Some fun fact for slashbots:

Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure. Natalie Portman isn't that attractive, she has no tits and the body of a 10 year old boy. Oh, wait, that's why you like her. Got it.

Cowboy Neal has his own zip code. When he sits around his house, he really sits around his house. The shoe shiners love him, because they know they don't actually have to shine his shoes, and that he has to take their word for it. Cowboy Neal hasn't seen his own penis without the help of a mirror since 3rd grade.

Samzenpus is a portmanteau of "Sam's a Pussy" which he ironically wishes he had... along with the body of a 10 year old boy so the slashbots would find him attractive.

Good bye, Slashdot. Goodbye, useless virgin slashbots. May all your parent's basements flood so you have to go out into the real world.

LOVE AND KISSES (but not really)

Red

P.S. For the Journal Circle Jerk: ROMNEY / RYAN 2012. WHY? BECAUSE I HATE YOU ALL AND WANT YOU TO DIE POOR, ALONE, AND NAKED IN THE FREEZING COLD LIKE YOU DESERVE.

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Just to be clear...

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 2 years ago Because if so, perhaps you should look in the mirror and find out who is really a bully.

Let's face it - the obsessive compulsive stalking and harassment you've done to people around here constitutes cyber-bullying. You're easily the worst offender. Multiple AC trolls, multiple sock puppet accounts...

a bully threatens you

I'm not threatening you. I'm promising you that I'm going to keep pointing out your horrible on-line behavior. The way you treat people you don't agree with on this site is deplorable.

Why?

Because I want you to change your behavior and quit being such a weird little OCD twerp. I want you to confess your sock puppetry, because confession is good for the soul.

You don't believe it, and in fact, probably can't believe it... but the reality is, I'm trying to help you. THIS IS AN INTERVENTION! STOP TREATING PEOPLE POORLY!!

Yeah, yeah... I'm a troll account. At least the people I've trolled knew I liked them and knew that I was just roasting them.

I'll let you in on another secret.

Half the people I inducted into the old "Dumbass Hall Of Fame" WROTE THEIR OWN INDUCTIONS. In other words, they were in on the joke.

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Yeah, you read that last part right.

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The complete undressing of damn_registrars.

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 2 years ago Greatness Here

There is no reason to believe that statement.

Of course there is. I've (eventually) claimed all my sock puppet accounts, and this one is no different.

Want me to try and remember the password for darn_registrars and use that again?

But... playing your little semantic games gives you away. Why would you make such an obvious error?

Answer: Because you have to in order to keep up the charade that you aren't behind the AC trolls that follow *every single one* of the posts I make. Let's face it dude, we've already established that you're the only one with the required OCD to pull that off.

Therefore, logically, it benefits you in this silly game to play stupid - except in order to successfully play stupid, you can't actually be stupid, and you are.

I'm not denying anything. I have no sock puppet accounts, period.

So you follow a statement that you're not denying anything with a *gasp* denial that you use sock puppet accounts.

Jeez, man, you're making this too easy.

So let me reiterate: YOU, damn_registrars, are clearly behind the AC postings that reply to nearly every single post of mine. YOU, damn_registrars, are using the AC postings to laughably make a claim that this account belongs to you, even though this account is one of mine (Red).

The reason you do this is quite simple: You are embarrassed at being caught playing dumb little sock puppet and AC trolling games. You are quite likely afraid of your real identity being found out and someone you're repeatedly and obsessively harassed and stalked on this site pointing that fact out and giving you real world consequences of your actions.

And perhaps worst of all, you are upset that despite your delusional self image of yourself as the "smartest person in the room" - as witnessed by your posting history, you're been repeatedly out-smarted, out-witted, and completely outclassed by an account(s) you try to simply dismiss as a troll.

That being all said....

HOW'S MY ASS TASTE?

Love and Kisses,

Red

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You know, what's really kind of funny is that I keep warning him he's about to completely step in it, and that I'm going to make him look like a complete idiot - and, since he is, he just marches right ahead and steps in it, and after the shit is smeared all over his shoes and floor, he makes the claim that it's chocolate ice cream!

damn_registrars=pudge_confirmer=jimmy_slimmy=raiigunner=cml4524=a_klavan=red4men=ronpaulisanidiot

pudge, railgunner, roman_mir and others might be too big of pussies - or idiots - to call you out on your repeated obsessive-compulsive harassment and stalking, not to mention your sock puppetting and AC trolling, damn_registrars, but I'm not.

NO MORE MR. NICE GUY

Death and Taxes,

Red

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For once I'm glad to be extremely busy.

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 3 years ago

No time to troll means no time spent looking at this horrible redesign. What drugs were they on when they came up with this, and where can I get some?

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I need a massage!

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 4 years ago

If only there were a journal spammer that could help me find a place to get a massage. ... and release my second chakra. HAPPY ENDING!

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Reality Check

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 4 years ago

McChrystal is a liberal democrat who voted for Obama. To those who think the GOP will run McChrystal in 2012 - Have you even read the Rolling Stone Article or are you just being a partisan dumbass?

THIS STUPIDITY IS WHY YOU DESERVE IT WHEN I TROLL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.

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Some Chatroulette Tips From Your Pal Red

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 4 years ago

If you connect with some dude wanking off, make fun of his lack of endowment. In fact, you can tell him that the only reason he's doing that is because there's no chance at all he'd ever please a woman with such inadequate equipment. Eventually, he'll be shamed into hiding. Unless he doesn't speak English. Or he's Canadian like Captain Splendid, in which case he's so emasculated he's lucky to have a penis at all. Tell that guy to pull away, eh? Tim Hortons, eh?

If you connect with a celebrity, you're being trolled. Hell, it might even be me. One way to test is to intentionally talk about revolting things like necrophilia, an if Jessica Alba doesn't look disgusted, it ain't really her. Don't be a dumbass and fall for such an easy troll.

This has been a public pubic service announcement from your pal Red.

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So I took a page from mcgrew

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 4 years ago

mostly because I was bored, and got a hummer for 10 bucks. I would have left a tip, but I already gave her the whole thing.

Wow, that joke sucked. I should troll myself for even posting it.

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Slashdot - come here for the stories..

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 4 years ago

... and stay for the girl fight between two dudes who were all choppy-choppy on their pee-pees.

You're so vain... you probably think this post was about you.

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Miami STD Test Spammer

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 4 years ago

Dumbass. Slashbots don't need STD testing - all they do is masturbate to pr0n all day. Talk about failing to know your target audience.

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Haiti relief effort as useless as Katrina relief effort.

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 4 years ago

Clearly, Barack Obama hates black people.

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