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Rule Number One

Red4man Re:Horrid rule... (17 comments)

just because an ac made you look like an idiot

Hasn't happened yet. Just because you claim it, doesn't make it so, my little OCD masochist.

What's really amusing is how obvious you're being, giving yourself away. What's sad is that you think it actually works.

Here's a novel idea: Why don't you have some of your sockpuppet accounts chime in? Haven't seen them in awhile... not since I pointed them all out.

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Rule Number One

Red4man Re:Horrid rule... (17 comments)

If you keep? KEEP?

Let me know when you start, skidmark.

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Rule Number One

Red4man Re:Horrid rule... (17 comments)

Considering that you can't seem to stop replying, I'm obviously important to you. Or at least I'm important to your OCD, you cute little masochist you.

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Rule Number One

Red4man Re:Horrid rule... (17 comments)

Not bad. Next time lay awake for 2 nights to try and come up with a decent insult.

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Rule Number One

Red4man Re:Horrid rule... (17 comments)

Watching a video containing music I don't like and white people dancing awkwardly?

I'm OK with that. Besides -- fusta's good people. Unlike you pretending to be an AC and assuming (incorrectly) that I don't know who you are.

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Today is Lets Talk day here in Kanuckistan

Red4man Re:Maybe in another few decades... (20 comments)

I do advocate for mental health assistance and screening, and I have advocated for it previously here on slashdot as well.

Because no one here needs mental health care the way our dear creepy obsessed gay masochist stalker troll with eleventy billion sockpuppets damn_registrars does.

(the term 'Creepy Obsessed Stalker Troll' copyright RG, and I mention it here to remind our dear friend damn_registrars that the object of his desires still seems to be ignoring him).

2 days ago
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Rule Number One

Red4man Re:Horrid rule... (17 comments)

At that time -- well, I don't think I see any minorities in that video (other than Mr. Brown), but the color quality and resolution is so poor that it's hard to tell for sure.

But I'm still correct that he's lip syncing.

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Today is Lets Talk day here in Kanuckistan

Red4man Re:here's a real comeback, dumbass (20 comments)

Very nice, you got the non-breakable space to work in slashcode. Congratulations, you pass slashcode HTML Kindergarten.

However, the problem still exists that you

can't do it in the code tag

which is the specific problem I was complaining about -- the fact that a tech site has a code tag that can't you can't properly format code in.

So, as a result, you were almost clever in your response. I'll give you a C+ for effort at least, along with an 'atta boy'.

2 days ago
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Rule Number One

Red4man Re:Horrid rule... (17 comments)

I don't see a microphone, so I'm going to have to assume he's lip syncing in that video.

So what do I win?

2 days ago
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Today is Lets Talk day here in Kanuckistan

Red4man Re:You know what would be awesome? (20 comments)

I'll tell you what my nose looks like as soon as your mother is done sitting on my face.

3 days ago
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Today is Lets Talk day here in Kanuckistan

Red4man Re:You know what would be awesome? (20 comments)

And yet you twerps deify mcgrew who admits to having trysts with hookers and drug addicts in Chicagoland...

Besides, not every girl up here is a "Midwestern Heifer".

3 days ago
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Today is Lets Talk day here in Kanuckistan

Red4man Re:You know what would be awesome? (20 comments)

Yeah, I'm not a fan of the cold -- which is part of why I'm starting to seriously consider relocating -- because this Wisconsin weather, in general, sucks. Wyoming would at least be a little warmer on average.

It would mean I would be dumping both girlfriends as neither one wants to relocate, but I'm ready to do that anyway.

Threesomes are neat and all, but everything has a price. Synchronization is that price.

3 days ago
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Rule Number One

Red4man Horrid rule... (17 comments)

Cheap shots are so... lazy. Now put the donut down and run around the block a few times, you fatty.

3 days ago
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Today is Lets Talk day here in Kanuckistan

Red4man You know what would be awesome? (20 comments)

Instead of a "Let's Talk" day, a "Let's All Shut The Hell Up And Leave Each Other Alone" day.

Or maybe I'm just in a bad mood... I keep thinking about relocating to Wyoming, because there's less than 600K in the entire state. There's roughly 300K here in Madison alone... Carbon County only has 15K people IN THE ENTIRE COUNTY.

Seems like a little slice of Heaven to me.

3 days ago
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Ask Slashdot: Best Medium For Personal Archive?

Red4man DVD (250 comments)

Media is cheap, more scratch resistant than Blu-Ray, and put it in your gun safe.

4 days ago
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Department of redundancy department

Red4man Re:Cryptic and useless (10 comments)

What? I couldn't hear you. Turn down your "My Chemical Romance" CD.

4 days ago
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Department of redundancy department

Red4man Re:Cryptic and useless (10 comments)

Why did you assume I didn't know what you were talking about?

Why did you not know I was just taking the opportunity to have a conversation with you?

Why did you not realize that for the broader audience, who I was channeling, you came across as an Emo Teenager?

Why do I keep asking questions when I know you're too stupid to competently answer them? Oh, wait...

4 days ago
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Department of redundancy department

Red4man Cryptic and useless (10 comments)

Congratulations -- you're officially as uninteresting as a teenage emo on facebook.

4 days ago
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Plan C: The Cold War Plan Which Would Have Brought the US Under Martial Law

Red4man Re:Then there was War Plan Red (308 comments)

If they didn't already have a plan to invade every other country on the planet, they should get started.

Having a plan does not mean that you have to execute it, you're just being prepared for "What If" scenarios.

5 days ago

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Rainbow

Red4man Red4man writes  |  4 days ago So I'm taking a B Vitamin supplement.

Everyone should try it.

It makes your urine neon yellow, almost fluorescent. Not quite as bad as those uniforms the Baylor Bears basketball team was wearing a few years ago, but pretty close.

Now I'm going to drink a bunch of hibiscus herbal tea and go for orange.
Taste the rainbow. Piss the rainbow.

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It's all so clear to me now.

Red4man Red4man writes  |  about two weeks ago I had an epiphany

It's not just the OCD. It's the masochism. damn_registrars needs someone to spank him and tell him he's a naughty boy...

This give me an idea...

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WTF, Notch?

Red4man Red4man writes  |  about three weeks ago So I finally played Minecraft.

I started my game, and... punched a tree.

I got a log.

And a tree, with a missing gap, still standing. A disconnected top half of a tree floating in space with no regard to gravity.

Why is this game so popular?

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It's not a coincidence...

Red4man Red4man writes  |  about 3 months ago ... that I make a comeback and the usual gang of idiots goes quiet.

I suppose it's difficult to post when you're cowering in the corner, quivering over a puddle of your own urine, worried about my amazingly humorous comebacks to the inane drivel you generate.

Of course, if you're cowering, quivering, etc, and realize that if you go quiet and don't post anything that I can't troll you, well, you're right -- AND THAT WAS MY GOAL ALL ALONG.

Either way, kids, I win.

LOVE AND KISSES,
Red

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I early voted...

Red4man Red4man writes  |  about 3 months ago ... for Scott Walker.

As Hillary would say, if you don't like it you can suck my clit and balls.

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Upcoming Redesign

Red4man Red4man writes  |  about a year ago

Slashdot - Stale News for Nerds, Stuff that Doesn't Matter, Eyebleeding Layout by SBNation making your eyes bleed since 2013.

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Cialis VS Viagra

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 2 years ago

Buy Cialis is called secondary impotence. Men with impotence often cease to attempt sexual intercourse, choosing to overload slashdot with spam journal entries selling a product that they require, so that they're able to continue to masturbate over boobless wonders like Natalie Portman and Kate Hudson. Three other problems may occur separately or together with impotence : x Loss of libido is reduced or lost sexual interest or initiative. Reduced libido may also result partly from illnesses, medications, ps Cialis, INN- tadalafil, DES-Tardasil.

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FUCK YOU, SLASHDOT!

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 2 years ago Great. Wonder what you guys will break for that. Half the fun of visiting slashdot is to see "What did they completely fuck up today?"

Of courrse, half as fun is reading the comments to see who's dick the slashbot collective is sucking.

You know, I've been here a while..and it's time for a coup de gras.

Go Fuck Yourself, San Diego. You too, Slashbots!

Some fun fact for slashbots:

Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure. Natalie Portman isn't that attractive, she has no tits and the body of a 10 year old boy. Oh, wait, that's why you like her. Got it.

Cowboy Neal has his own zip code. When he sits around his house, he really sits around his house. The shoe shiners love him, because they know they don't actually have to shine his shoes, and that he has to take their word for it. Cowboy Neal hasn't seen his own penis without the help of a mirror since 3rd grade.

Samzenpus is a portmanteau of "Sam's a Pussy" which he ironically wishes he had... along with the body of a 10 year old boy so the slashbots would find him attractive.

Good bye, Slashdot. Goodbye, useless virgin slashbots. May all your parent's basements flood so you have to go out into the real world.

LOVE AND KISSES (but not really)

Red

P.S. For the Journal Circle Jerk: ROMNEY / RYAN 2012. WHY? BECAUSE I HATE YOU ALL AND WANT YOU TO DIE POOR, ALONE, AND NAKED IN THE FREEZING COLD LIKE YOU DESERVE.

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Just to be clear...

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 2 years ago Because if so, perhaps you should look in the mirror and find out who is really a bully.

Let's face it - the obsessive compulsive stalking and harassment you've done to people around here constitutes cyber-bullying. You're easily the worst offender. Multiple AC trolls, multiple sock puppet accounts...

a bully threatens you

I'm not threatening you. I'm promising you that I'm going to keep pointing out your horrible on-line behavior. The way you treat people you don't agree with on this site is deplorable.

Why?

Because I want you to change your behavior and quit being such a weird little OCD twerp. I want you to confess your sock puppetry, because confession is good for the soul.

You don't believe it, and in fact, probably can't believe it... but the reality is, I'm trying to help you. THIS IS AN INTERVENTION! STOP TREATING PEOPLE POORLY!!

Yeah, yeah... I'm a troll account. At least the people I've trolled knew I liked them and knew that I was just roasting them.

I'll let you in on another secret.

Half the people I inducted into the old "Dumbass Hall Of Fame" WROTE THEIR OWN INDUCTIONS. In other words, they were in on the joke.

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Yeah, you read that last part right.

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The complete undressing of damn_registrars.

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 2 years ago Greatness Here

There is no reason to believe that statement.

Of course there is. I've (eventually) claimed all my sock puppet accounts, and this one is no different.

Want me to try and remember the password for darn_registrars and use that again?

But... playing your little semantic games gives you away. Why would you make such an obvious error?

Answer: Because you have to in order to keep up the charade that you aren't behind the AC trolls that follow *every single one* of the posts I make. Let's face it dude, we've already established that you're the only one with the required OCD to pull that off.

Therefore, logically, it benefits you in this silly game to play stupid - except in order to successfully play stupid, you can't actually be stupid, and you are.

I'm not denying anything. I have no sock puppet accounts, period.

So you follow a statement that you're not denying anything with a *gasp* denial that you use sock puppet accounts.

Jeez, man, you're making this too easy.

So let me reiterate: YOU, damn_registrars, are clearly behind the AC postings that reply to nearly every single post of mine. YOU, damn_registrars, are using the AC postings to laughably make a claim that this account belongs to you, even though this account is one of mine (Red).

The reason you do this is quite simple: You are embarrassed at being caught playing dumb little sock puppet and AC trolling games. You are quite likely afraid of your real identity being found out and someone you're repeatedly and obsessively harassed and stalked on this site pointing that fact out and giving you real world consequences of your actions.

And perhaps worst of all, you are upset that despite your delusional self image of yourself as the "smartest person in the room" - as witnessed by your posting history, you're been repeatedly out-smarted, out-witted, and completely outclassed by an account(s) you try to simply dismiss as a troll.

That being all said....

HOW'S MY ASS TASTE?

Love and Kisses,

Red

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You know, what's really kind of funny is that I keep warning him he's about to completely step in it, and that I'm going to make him look like a complete idiot - and, since he is, he just marches right ahead and steps in it, and after the shit is smeared all over his shoes and floor, he makes the claim that it's chocolate ice cream!

damn_registrars=pudge_confirmer=jimmy_slimmy=raiigunner=cml4524=a_klavan=red4men=ronpaulisanidiot

pudge, railgunner, roman_mir and others might be too big of pussies - or idiots - to call you out on your repeated obsessive-compulsive harassment and stalking, not to mention your sock puppetting and AC trolling, damn_registrars, but I'm not.

NO MORE MR. NICE GUY

Death and Taxes,

Red

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For once I'm glad to be extremely busy.

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 3 years ago

No time to troll means no time spent looking at this horrible redesign. What drugs were they on when they came up with this, and where can I get some?

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I need a massage!

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 4 years ago

If only there were a journal spammer that could help me find a place to get a massage. ... and release my second chakra. HAPPY ENDING!

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