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Cute, there.

Red4man Re:... perhaps (7 comments)

See my sig for a partial list of his sock puppet accounts. And be prepared to be accused of just being me, AC.

about 3 months ago
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SpaceX To Present Manned Dragon Capsule

Red4man Re:About time. (128 comments)

Shouldn't you wait for Luna Park to be built first?

Slow Down Cowboy!

Slashdot requires you to wait between each successful posting of a comment to allow everyone a fair chance at posting a comment.

It's been 83 minutes since you last successfully posted a comment

... but I have positive Karma and am contributing to a discussion, Slashbots!

And you guys wonder why Digg and Reddit kick sand in your face on a daily basis.

about 3 months ago
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Should We Eat Invasive Species?

Red4man Re:On that note (290 comments)

You obviously don't know very many Canadians!!!

Which means just one thing: He's very lucky.

Canaduh sucks.

about 3 months ago
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Bombs away, bitches

Red4man Re:Don't worry about a thing (5 comments)

You're welcome.
LOVE AND KISSES,
Red

Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.
Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

about 3 months ago
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Ramalama...

Red4man Re:Is the first one real? (17 comments)

I find it mildly amusing that my nick name for Captain Splenda, the low calorie troll substitute, is catching on. I think CS would be amused, too.

He's good people. And a dumbass, naturally.

about 3 months ago
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Ramalama...

Red4man Re:Is the first one real? (17 comments)

Sucralose is Splenda, and it's in everything. It's no big deal, either, and is probably not as bad for you as high fructose corn syrup.

gives out a product made in an illegal settlement -- OK, that's bullshit right there. For literally ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY land conquered in a war is owned by the victors. Israel didn't start the 6 day war, but they sure as hell won it.

about 3 months ago
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Fed up

Red4man Re:upside down (12 comments)

I've noticed when I post he stops. This trend has been occurring since Thursday or Friday of last week.

Note: I'm not complaining.

Most of the people I troll / trolled I actually kind of like, but every rule has an exception.

about 3 months ago
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Ramalama...

Red4man Re:Is the first one real? (17 comments)

That's not the only thing Obama's in the closet about...

Or, what do Rahm Emmanuel, Kal Penn, and Reggie Love all have in common?

about 3 months ago
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Fed up

Red4man Re:upside down (12 comments)

Let's see: Smitty posts a JE - check.
OCD Boy posts mutliple times - check.

Only way for this morning to get any better is for d_r to complain simultaneously (again) that smitty's journal is public and that I post in d_r's (also public) journal.

Cognitive dissonance. It's what's for Breakfast.

about 3 months ago
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there is no confusing; only ignorance

Red4man Re:Argh... Architect / Dev Mgr Here... (12 comments)

You're qualified to be put in charge of anything?

A dumbass like you in charge is why the software sucks bro.

about 3 months ago
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Let's call a troll a troll

Red4man Re:Federalism (125 comments)

You're still going over here?

My God, man -- you're like retard strong when it comes to posting inane arguments that no one has been reading for the last 50 posts or so.

So cool you are.

In fact, You're the coolest of them all.* ** *** ****

* and by all I still mean all your sockpuppet accounts.
** but not really cool
*** I mean, you're still a dickhole
**** But you knew that and delight in that fact.

about 3 months ago
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Heritage Foundation, In Their Own Words

Red4man Re:Sweet upside down world you live in (44 comments)

You're the coolest of them all.* ** *** ****

* and by all I still mean all your sockpuppet accounts.
** but not really cool
*** I mean, you're still a dickhole
**** But you knew that and delight in that fact.

about 3 months ago
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Ask Slashdot: Easy-To-Use Alternative To MS Access For a Charity's Database?

Red4man PostgreSQL (281 comments)

PGAdmin3 is the Thomas the Tank Engine of Database Management -- it's simple, and ultimately a really useful engine.

about 3 months ago
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Heritage Foundation, In Their Own Words

Red4man Re:Sweet upside down world you live in (44 comments)

That is even a pitiful example of half-assed trolling coming from you.

FREEZE, DUMBASS! This is the grammar police! You are under arrest for bludgeoning the English language.

The word "even" does not make sense in the context of that sentence. You should have written:

That post is a pitiful example of half-assed trolling coming from you.

Of course, that statement would make you a horrible liar (kiss me, pudge!), so I'm sure that what you meant to type was actually:

That post was an amazing example of trolling. Truly, men consider you a legend and women grow weak in the knees at the sight of your dashing visage. If only I, or any of my numerous sock puppet accounts, were as amazing as the one and only Red, I might not be a penis virgin anymore since I have been the bottom for numerous anonymous men.

To which I would respond, "Gee, thanks d_r. Snitty is right, you ARE the coolest of them all.*"

* by all I mean all your sockpuppet accounts.

about 3 months ago
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Heritage Foundation, In Their Own Words

Red4man Re:Sweet upside down world you live in (44 comments)

You don't believe there's such a thing as sin. Therefore, your comment does not connect to the discussion. Therefore, you are guilty of what you accuse snitty of doing.

Therefore, you're a HYPOCRITE. And as we all know, that's the worst thing a liberal can be.

Please report to your nearest FEMA re-education camp, you hateful bigot.

about 3 months ago

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Upcoming Redesign

Red4man Red4man writes  |  about 10 months ago

Slashdot - Stale News for Nerds, Stuff that Doesn't Matter, Eyebleeding Layout by SBNation making your eyes bleed since 2013.

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Cialis VS Viagra

Red4man Red4man writes  |  about 2 years ago

Buy Cialis is called secondary impotence. Men with impotence often cease to attempt sexual intercourse, choosing to overload slashdot with spam journal entries selling a product that they require, so that they're able to continue to masturbate over boobless wonders like Natalie Portman and Kate Hudson. Three other problems may occur separately or together with impotence : x Loss of libido is reduced or lost sexual interest or initiative. Reduced libido may also result partly from illnesses, medications, ps Cialis, INN- tadalafil, DES-Tardasil.

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FUCK YOU, SLASHDOT!

Red4man Red4man writes  |  about 2 years ago Great. Wonder what you guys will break for that. Half the fun of visiting slashdot is to see "What did they completely fuck up today?"

Of courrse, half as fun is reading the comments to see who's dick the slashbot collective is sucking.

You know, I've been here a while..and it's time for a coup de gras.

Go Fuck Yourself, San Diego. You too, Slashbots!

Some fun fact for slashbots:

Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure. Natalie Portman isn't that attractive, she has no tits and the body of a 10 year old boy. Oh, wait, that's why you like her. Got it.

Cowboy Neal has his own zip code. When he sits around his house, he really sits around his house. The shoe shiners love him, because they know they don't actually have to shine his shoes, and that he has to take their word for it. Cowboy Neal hasn't seen his own penis without the help of a mirror since 3rd grade.

Samzenpus is a portmanteau of "Sam's a Pussy" which he ironically wishes he had... along with the body of a 10 year old boy so the slashbots would find him attractive.

Good bye, Slashdot. Goodbye, useless virgin slashbots. May all your parent's basements flood so you have to go out into the real world.

LOVE AND KISSES (but not really)

Red

P.S. For the Journal Circle Jerk: ROMNEY / RYAN 2012. WHY? BECAUSE I HATE YOU ALL AND WANT YOU TO DIE POOR, ALONE, AND NAKED IN THE FREEZING COLD LIKE YOU DESERVE.

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Just to be clear...

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 2 years ago Because if so, perhaps you should look in the mirror and find out who is really a bully.

Let's face it - the obsessive compulsive stalking and harassment you've done to people around here constitutes cyber-bullying. You're easily the worst offender. Multiple AC trolls, multiple sock puppet accounts...

a bully threatens you

I'm not threatening you. I'm promising you that I'm going to keep pointing out your horrible on-line behavior. The way you treat people you don't agree with on this site is deplorable.

Why?

Because I want you to change your behavior and quit being such a weird little OCD twerp. I want you to confess your sock puppetry, because confession is good for the soul.

You don't believe it, and in fact, probably can't believe it... but the reality is, I'm trying to help you. THIS IS AN INTERVENTION! STOP TREATING PEOPLE POORLY!!

Yeah, yeah... I'm a troll account. At least the people I've trolled knew I liked them and knew that I was just roasting them.

I'll let you in on another secret.

Half the people I inducted into the old "Dumbass Hall Of Fame" WROTE THEIR OWN INDUCTIONS. In other words, they were in on the joke.

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Yeah, you read that last part right.

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The complete undressing of damn_registrars.

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 2 years ago Greatness Here

There is no reason to believe that statement.

Of course there is. I've (eventually) claimed all my sock puppet accounts, and this one is no different.

Want me to try and remember the password for darn_registrars and use that again?

But... playing your little semantic games gives you away. Why would you make such an obvious error?

Answer: Because you have to in order to keep up the charade that you aren't behind the AC trolls that follow *every single one* of the posts I make. Let's face it dude, we've already established that you're the only one with the required OCD to pull that off.

Therefore, logically, it benefits you in this silly game to play stupid - except in order to successfully play stupid, you can't actually be stupid, and you are.

I'm not denying anything. I have no sock puppet accounts, period.

So you follow a statement that you're not denying anything with a *gasp* denial that you use sock puppet accounts.

Jeez, man, you're making this too easy.

So let me reiterate: YOU, damn_registrars, are clearly behind the AC postings that reply to nearly every single post of mine. YOU, damn_registrars, are using the AC postings to laughably make a claim that this account belongs to you, even though this account is one of mine (Red).

The reason you do this is quite simple: You are embarrassed at being caught playing dumb little sock puppet and AC trolling games. You are quite likely afraid of your real identity being found out and someone you're repeatedly and obsessively harassed and stalked on this site pointing that fact out and giving you real world consequences of your actions.

And perhaps worst of all, you are upset that despite your delusional self image of yourself as the "smartest person in the room" - as witnessed by your posting history, you're been repeatedly out-smarted, out-witted, and completely outclassed by an account(s) you try to simply dismiss as a troll.

That being all said....

HOW'S MY ASS TASTE?

Love and Kisses,

Red

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You know, what's really kind of funny is that I keep warning him he's about to completely step in it, and that I'm going to make him look like a complete idiot - and, since he is, he just marches right ahead and steps in it, and after the shit is smeared all over his shoes and floor, he makes the claim that it's chocolate ice cream!

damn_registrars=pudge_confirmer=jimmy_slimmy=raiigunner=cml4524=a_klavan=red4men=ronpaulisanidiot

pudge, railgunner, roman_mir and others might be too big of pussies - or idiots - to call you out on your repeated obsessive-compulsive harassment and stalking, not to mention your sock puppetting and AC trolling, damn_registrars, but I'm not.

NO MORE MR. NICE GUY

Death and Taxes,

Red

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For once I'm glad to be extremely busy.

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 3 years ago

No time to troll means no time spent looking at this horrible redesign. What drugs were they on when they came up with this, and where can I get some?

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I need a massage!

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 4 years ago

If only there were a journal spammer that could help me find a place to get a massage. ... and release my second chakra. HAPPY ENDING!

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Reality Check

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 4 years ago

McChrystal is a liberal democrat who voted for Obama. To those who think the GOP will run McChrystal in 2012 - Have you even read the Rolling Stone Article or are you just being a partisan dumbass?

THIS STUPIDITY IS WHY YOU DESERVE IT WHEN I TROLL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.

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Some Chatroulette Tips From Your Pal Red

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 4 years ago

If you connect with some dude wanking off, make fun of his lack of endowment. In fact, you can tell him that the only reason he's doing that is because there's no chance at all he'd ever please a woman with such inadequate equipment. Eventually, he'll be shamed into hiding. Unless he doesn't speak English. Or he's Canadian like Captain Splendid, in which case he's so emasculated he's lucky to have a penis at all. Tell that guy to pull away, eh? Tim Hortons, eh?

If you connect with a celebrity, you're being trolled. Hell, it might even be me. One way to test is to intentionally talk about revolting things like necrophilia, an if Jessica Alba doesn't look disgusted, it ain't really her. Don't be a dumbass and fall for such an easy troll.

This has been a public pubic service announcement from your pal Red.

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So I took a page from mcgrew

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 4 years ago

mostly because I was bored, and got a hummer for 10 bucks. I would have left a tip, but I already gave her the whole thing.

Wow, that joke sucked. I should troll myself for even posting it.

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Slashdot - come here for the stories..

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 4 years ago

... and stay for the girl fight between two dudes who were all choppy-choppy on their pee-pees.

You're so vain... you probably think this post was about you.

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Miami STD Test Spammer

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 4 years ago

Dumbass. Slashbots don't need STD testing - all they do is masturbate to pr0n all day. Talk about failing to know your target audience.

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Haiti relief effort as useless as Katrina relief effort.

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 4 years ago

Clearly, Barack Obama hates black people.

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Hey, remember when...

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 4 years ago

Barack Obama said he'd capture Bin Laden, that he wouldn't take his eye off the ball, blah... blah... blah...

It's been a year, dumbass. Let's see some results.

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What kind of dumbass...

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 4 years ago

What kind of dumbass needs a Teleprompter to talk to a bunch of fucking 6th graders?

SHOVE A HOT POKER UP YOUR ASS AND SPIN,
Red

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So I come back to see what's going on...

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 3 years ago And there's so much whining and crying about this Brown guy that it's hilarious. You guys really are a bunch of pussies.

Your tears of despair is the sweetest wine to me.

SHOVE A HOT POKER UP YOUR ASS AND SPIN,
Red

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I'm out.

Red4man Red4man writes  |  more than 4 years ago

This website was alway shit, but now it's gotten so completely unusable that I'm not even going to bother anymore.

And no, I won't fucking tell you who the Fab Four was.

Besides, I already did and you didn't believe me.

Dumbasses.

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