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CEO of Spyware Maker Arrested For Enabling Stalkers

Rob_Bryerton Cue the TLA jokes... (195 comments)

There's an NSA joke in there somewhere...

about three weeks ago

Google To Require As Many As 20 of Its Apps Preinstalled On Android Devices

Rob_Bryerton Re:When they a) unlawfully b) abuse c) monopoly d) (427 comments)

Do you also wonder about the difference between what Hans Rieser did and what Miley Cyrus did at the MTV awards?

I didn't know Hans was at the MTV awards; what did he do there?

about three weeks ago

Nixie Wearable Drone Camera Flies Off Your Wrist

Rob_Bryerton Re:Only good on calm days (63 comments)

Because it is 18" on a side and weighs nearly 2 pounds.

about three weeks ago

Miss a Payment? Your Car Stops Running

Rob_Bryerton Opt out of the credit scam (907 comments)

Just opt out from the credit system; it only exists to keep people on the hook, enriching others on the backs of the poor and ignorant.

Get rid, and stay rid of all debt. Destroy the credit cards; you don't need them and they will only screw you over. Use cash or debit, even checks, for all transactions. Start a habit of saving. After a year or two, you can buy a car using YOUR MONEY and be done with it. Live within your means; stop buying useless crap.

Opt out; they need you, but you DO NOT NEED THEM.

about three weeks ago

Apple Edits iPhone 6's Protruding Camera Out of Official Photos

Rob_Bryerton Re:Parallax. (425 comments)

This is true; if they wanted the lens flush with the case, they could've used a bigger battery as well. Win-win. These phones are too thin as it is; my S3 is so damn thin that, without a case, it is difficult to hold onto.

Marketing over function.

about a month ago

Microsoft Killing Off Windows Phone Brand Name In Favor of Just Windows

Rob_Bryerton A better idea... (352 comments)

Microsoft is killing off the "Windows Phone" name in favor of Windows.

I think this version would be more appealing:

Microsoft is killing off the "Windows Phone" name in favor of Phone.

about a month ago

Microsoft Killing Off Windows Phone Brand Name In Favor of Just Windows

Rob_Bryerton Free branding advice for MSFT: (352 comments)

Free branding advice for MSFT; a variation on the classic formula:

1. Think of a brand name.
2. Does it contain the word "Windows"? If so, throw it away and go to step 1.
3. Does it contain the word "Microsoft"? If so, throw it away and go to step 1.
4. ???
5. Profit

about a month ago

Linus Torvalds: 'I Still Want the Desktop'

Rob_Bryerton It no longer matters. (727 comments)

Total non-issue; the majority of computing consumers have moved on; they're using phones and tablets. Corporate users will use what they're given.

The days of paying hundreds of dollars for an operating system and compiler are (thankfully) gone. The OS is irrelevant anyways; you go to where the applications are; anything else is just silly...

about 2 months ago

Ask Slashdot: What Would You Do With Half a Rack of Server Space?

Rob_Bryerton Get a life? (208 comments)

Ignore them and get on with life?

about 3 months ago

FAA Bans Delivering Packages With Drones

Rob_Bryerton Publicity Stunt (199 comments)

Am I the only one who noticed the timing of this announcement by Amazon coincided with the christmas shopping season; this was nothing more than a quite successful bid for free publicity.

Not only are "drone" package deliveries technically unfeasable, they are not financially viable by any stretch of the imagination. Maybe...maybe in several decades.

about 4 months ago

TechCrunch and Others On the Microsoft Surface Pro 3

Rob_Bryerton 3 to 5 versions until usable (136 comments)

In typical MicroSoft fashion, it'll take several releases to actually make something usable; this is the 3rd rev and it's almost there. Of course in the end, they'll have 'invented' the laptop :)

about 5 months ago

Autonomous Car Ethics: If a Crash Is Unavoidable, What Does It Hit?

Rob_Bryerton Yeah, let's put the hacks in charge (800 comments)

Programmers, long known for their "quality" wares, will be charged with these decisions? Oh boy...

Well, one thing is certain: there will certainly be crashes involved...

about 5 months ago

Apple, Google Agree To Settle Lawsuit Alleging Hiring Conspiracy

Rob_Bryerton Re:Misleading headline (108 comments)

My question is: where the HELL is the Labor Department and the Commerce Department on all this?

Probably in Hawaii at a Google or Apple sponsored "conference".

about 6 months ago

Why Are We Made of Matter?

Rob_Bryerton Why Are We Made of Matter? (393 comments)

Why Are We Made of Matter? Why Am I Reading This Website?

about 6 months ago

It's Time To Plug the Loopholes In Pipeline Regulation

Rob_Bryerton Re:Mismanagement (163 comments)

Seriously, human race: It's time to grow up and start learning to put aside the base desires for power and money where the public interest is concerned and think more about what's good for our collective civilzation over the long run.

Welcome to Earth; I see you've just arrived!

about 6 months ago

The Verge: Google Is Working on a TV Box Of Its Own

Rob_Bryerton Google? Please... (117 comments)

This will be an utter failure. Why? Because it's by Google: it has to fail. The only alternative is a half-assed implementation continuously changed for the sake of it, then ignored, and then finally unceremoniously cancelled.

Google: Do No Evil (we'd only screw it up if we tried!)

about 6 months ago

Bug In the GnuTLS Library Leaves Many OSs and Apps At Risk

Rob_Bryerton Re:Freedom is better than dependency. (231 comments)

Quit trying to deflect the issue w/the freedom nonsense, and your attempted rabble-rousing by throwing Apple into the mix. Totally irrelevant.

The fact of the matter is that this flaw has been "free" for 9 years. *9 YEARS*.

Yeah, freedom, man.

about 7 months ago

Apple Urges Arizona Governor To Veto Anti-Gay Legislation

Rob_Bryerton A compromise has been reached! (917 comments)

A compromise has been reached! Arizona businesses have agreed to continue doing business with 'those people'. As a matter of fact, there will be special sections in restaurants, separate water fountains, and even reserved seating at the back of the buses!

Truly a breakthrough in this day and age of enlightenment and tolerance. The governors of North & South Carolina, Alabama, and Mississippi called the governor in Arizona to praise this forward thinking development and show their support!

(For the humor and/or sarcasm-impaired, the above is fictional and is meant as a piece of dark humor...)

about 8 months ago


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