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AirAsia QZ8501 Black Box Found

RubberDogBone Re:"The" black box ? (95 comments)

Earlier stupidity?

Look you fucking anon, this was my first post at all on this thread so don't you -a fucking coward who won't use their own login name- accuse me of anything.

Go fuck some broken glass. It'll be more action than you've seen lately. Better ending too.

about two weeks ago

AirAsia QZ8501 Black Box Found

RubberDogBone Re:"The" black box ? (95 comments)

Wish I had mod points, but then I would not get to say Bravo for nailing it.

AF447 was clearly CFIT. Nothing stopped the crew from preventing the crash except their own belief that they knew better than the systems they relied upon basically ALL the other time they were flying. But once, over the ocean and in a storm, they knew better.

I never understand how drivers flying heavys suddenly think they can do the seat-of-the-pants thing like they're flying a barnstormer, much less at the very moment when all their skill needs to come to play. But it happens. AF447 was not the first time raw ego flew into terrain and it won't be the last, unfortunately.

This Air Asia plane probably broke up in weather from the sound of the wreckage. Why it didn't do more to evade the weather is going to a good question. Boxes will tell the story.

about two weeks ago

Four Facepalm Bugs In USPS Label-Printing Site

RubberDogBone The POINT went right over your head (182 comments)

Of COURSE their system is broken! You missed the point entirely.

The purpose of ANYTHING the USPS does is to get you to come to a branch and stand in line. Essentially they want you to be so frustrated and give up that you come stand in line. So they can try to upsell you on stuff you don't want, mainly because you might be weak after spending an hour in line and just agree to whatever is suggested.

This is why the USPS has carefully removed nearly all the stamp vending machines they used to have in every Post Office lobby, why they got rid of the automated mailing kiosks (and those that remain are often broken and simply tell you to go stand in line), and at the same time, they have cut back on the number of clerks working so the line -which you pretty much HAVE to stand in- is as slow and long as possible.

Where a retail store would offer options to customers, open more lines, stay open later in the day or on weekends, the USPS steadfastly does exactly the opposite. The lines are long. YOU HAVE TO STAND IN THEM and forget picking up mail after work. No. You have to take time off. Sucker.

Compare this to Fedex: Their online shipping system is just amazing. And it works. And it's simple. They will come get your package or, at least in town, I can drop it off at their facility as late as 10:00 at night and there's never a line. It just works.

They just added a print kiosk to their lobby so even if you don't have a printer, you can still prepare the entire shipment ahead of time and just scan a QR on your phone to pull up the label, print it, stick it, and done. It's awesome.

The USPS, forget it. I stood in like there yesterday for 40 minutes while the one clerk working argued with a customer about a PO box issue. Nobody opened a second line although there were plenty of clerks standing around behind the counter and a line of customers that grew and filled in behind me, probably 30 deep.


So yes the website is broken. Come stand in line. THAT is your fix. Where is my consulting fee?

about two weeks ago

Sony Accused of Pirating Music In "The Interview"

RubberDogBone ASCAP/BMI (180 comments)

Normally a standard ASCAP/BMI license would cover using a song like this in a TV show. I don't know how movies handle licensing but supposing it is the same, then Sony has to attribute the song (and supposedly is IS listed in the credits roll), cut a check to the copyright holder and performer, and then cut a check to ASCAP or whichever company is doing the rep for the song. End of issue.

And by TV standards, which again may not be the same as in movies, the production does not need permission to use the song. They just need to properly credit the work and pay the fees. And then the artists won't actually see any money but that is a whole other story.

Sony was probably looking at $50,000 for using this song legally. If they did not in fact pay that fee, it will cost more now.

about a month ago

FBI Confirms Open Investigation Into Gamergate

RubberDogBone Excellent! (556 comments)

The FBI will quickly sort out what is actually going on. If GG is really making threats, they're going to need some anal lube for their new roommates Bubba and Junebug.

And if it's made up, they'll find that out, too.

Imma make some popcorn. And buy stock in whoever makes lube.

about a month ago

Marissa Mayer's Reinvention of Yahoo! Stumbles

RubberDogBone Show me the relevance (222 comments)

If Yahoo wants to be relevant, they should show people like me how Yahoo matters. Right now, I can't think of any Yahoo products I use even once a year, and this is not new. It goes back years like this.

Possibly the only thing I "use" at all is email through my ISP: they outsourced it to Yahoomail, but I don't actually USE it; I have GMAIL POP it for me and never actually touch the Yahoo interface -which is an ancient address I never actually use so it's not like I even care really. If GMAIL didn't let me handle it, that account would sit for years untouched. Irrelevant.

Anyway, Yahoo, why should I care? How would my life be better if I used Yahoo stuff to do what I manage just fine without? I don't really see it. More importantly, I don't feel like I NEED Yahoo. And what Yahoo needs is people like me to feel like they MUST HAVE YAHOO, and that is exactly what I don't feel.


about a month ago

Physicist Kip Thorne On the Physics of "Interstellar"

RubberDogBone Re:So it is not an accurate Documentary Film? (289 comments)

The movie has enough plot problems for several movies. Most of the first half of the movie is pointless and adds nothing, NASA apparently built their meeting room UNDER the nozzles of a rocket motor (ala James Bond Moonraker where they use a similar set to try to KILL Bond), and despite tons of contractors working there, nobody knows about this NASA base.

Then there is the preexisting spaceship (huh?) and the wormhole we blindly trust even though nobody knows how it got there. Going through said wormhole it inexplicably has the same "clanking boat winch" sound effect used in every other Hollywood movie -who knew wormholes sounded like cheap clanking?

And once they find Dr. Mann, he's (golly gee) gone nutso and of course has a sabotaged base waiting. Nobody but Hollywood would do this. An unstable astronaut like that would never get into space. And despite being in space alone for decades he somehow knows how to fly the lander ship and attempt to dock.

But that's OK, later on the hero steals a ship from the far future and somehow knows how to fly it, too. Alone. Back into the wormhole where nobody else in the future has apparently bothered to look, not even once. Huh?

Anyway, the soundtrack is actually fantastic. It holds a huge amount of the angst of the movie, and listened to alone, it stuck me that the film is held together by the moodiness of the music. All the somber, grim bleakness comes from the music because frankly the plot and acting can't hold it together alone. I would not go see the movie again -it is pretty but not worth a second viewing. However the music is going to be on my favorite lists for a long time, but ONLY when I am already in a good mood. Some of the tracks are just so depressing and hopeless.... it takes courage to listen.

about 2 months ago

LHC's 'Heart' Starts Pumping Protons Before Restart

RubberDogBone Re:Heart starts pumping.. (50 comments)

there's no denying that many of the best minds in physics today are from the U.S.

Maybe so but it is approaching midnight on that day and things will change soon.

about a month ago

LHC's 'Heart' Starts Pumping Protons Before Restart

RubberDogBone Re:Heart starts pumping.. (50 comments)

This is 'merica. In 'Merica, we don't accelerate protons around a track. We accelerate the track around the protons.

This just takes Texas-sized amounts of time.

about a month ago

The Great IT Hiring He-Said / She-Said

RubberDogBone Impossible mission (574 comments)

The company where I work created a new position to gather and present internal statistics for use in forecasting and project management and other things. This newly created job required a degree in something, several years of experience in statistics, and several years of experience in the custom-built statistics engine and toolset we had just created within our company. The product literally didn't exist a month prior to this job being created and it wasn't based on any off the shelf solution.

Also, it was going to pay a pretty low starting salary (we never pay new hires anything worth mentioning; if you can't actually speak any language and may or may not be legal, we love you but we won't pay you jack) and require relocating (not paid relocation mind you), in my case.

My bosses boss put very strong pressure on me to apply for this job. They wanted to hire internally, you know. Not bring in a newbie. I refused on the grounds that the job requirements meant I didn't qualify -and in fact it was not possible for any living being short of a time lord to have had ANY experience with this toolset much less the years experience stipulated. The sort of network access needed to gather the raw numbers needed was also clearly impossible to get and nobody would lift a finger to help with something like this. I could see the fail written all over it, so I refused.

The eventually hired an intern or something. They quit after a week.

about 3 months ago

"Police Detector" Monitors Emergency Radio Transmissions

RubberDogBone TETRA is now being used in the US, too (215 comments)

TETRA systems are now active in the USA: the FCC approved them under Part 90 two years ago, following trials in NJ and NY, among other places. http://urgentcomm.com/tetra/fc...

It is just going to be another digital option besides MOTOTRBO, P25, DMR, NEXEDGE etc. TETRA gear is cheap and proven so it should sell well, eventually. Pity a lot of it looks like old Nokia 5900 phones though.

Anyway, I question the value of such a detector device. Digital and analog two-way radio is used for so many things that have nothing to do with law enforcement, and/or law enforcement is using them for things other than coming after you, all in relatively close range. The thing is going to be going off constantly for no real reason.

For example, about 10 different law agencies cover my particular area and there's three different police stations within a few miles of me, not to mention fire, transit, and half a dozen other very active users. And that doesn't even include the private radio leasing companies which have their own trunk systems running EDACS. And then there are the stores using handhelds, hams, and who knows what else. Everybody is using two-way.

Basically merely knowing somebody is around using a two-way radio means nothing.

about 3 months ago

Rite Aid and CVS Block Apple Pay and Google Wallet

RubberDogBone No incentive = why would they want it anyway? (558 comments)

Why would CVS or RiteAid want Apple Pay anyway? If a shopper has bothered to come to the store, select items to buy and then go checkout, chances are they want the items relatively more than someone who hasn't gone to that effort. The stores of course support several different existing methods of payment which work just fine from their perspective. The customer is likely to pay anyway.

Perfect? No. There are middlemen involved in the transaction but it's a system everyone more or less tolerates. Extremely complicated financial deals are behind every card terminal you see in a store. None of that stuff just happens. It's all very carefully planned.

Along comes Apple which puts themselves into play as yet another layer of middlemen, one which the stores have zero control over and one which is outside their established payment process. It also runs counter to their own payment initiative which they have agreed to support exclusively. So what Apple tried to do was an end-run around the established players AND they did it using the existing installed card terminals. NOBODY piggybacks like Apple tried to do without having some major skin in the game. You try stunts like that, you are going to get your hand burned.

So, Apple is at once both another layer of middlemen interference and also potentially a contract issue for the other payment product. Apple was too late to the game. And from the store's perspective again, you have a cart full of stuff, you aren't going to just walk away, you'll probably pay with another method so they have nothing to lose really buy rejecting Apple Pay. Same for GooglePay which I never saw in the wild. Whatever.

Apple has a habit of intruding on entrenched turf and taking on the existing players. They did it with phones. But payment systems are a much more spread out target where everyone has their own idea of what they want and most of them think it works just fine as is, including the customers. Nobody who mattered much was asking for NFC payments. Apple has been pushing this, suddenly, so it's up to Apple to tell everyone why they should want it. It's totally on them. Until they do that, until they make some inroads at the card terminal issuers, Apple Pay is going to be limited.

about 3 months ago

FTDI Reportedly Bricking Devices Using Competitors' Chips.

RubberDogBone How can an end-user even tell? (700 comments)

My only exposure to FTDI comes from using USB or serial cables to program various kinds of two-way radios. In many cases, an FTDI chip is involved somewhere in the cable that we use to do this programming.

But even in cables sourced directly from the radio manufacturer, there is no way for us to tell whether the chip is legit or not. And if we have to obtain a cable from eBay or some other supplier, all bets are off. But it's not like we can go to a certified place to get a cable. There aren't any such places. But again, even cables direct from the factory may or may not be legit. We don't control that.

All we do know is that we're supposed to use FTDI drivers to run it.

The real answer here is to come up with an open-source or free driver that can support these chips and remove the support needs from FTDI.

about 3 months ago

Deutsche Telecom Upgrades T-Mobile 2G Encryption In US

RubberDogBone Re:Good luck, as carriers stop using 2G (27 comments)

My Garmin also uses FM for real time traffic, however FM traffic is being phased out in favor of data over the "HD" radio signal, which is a different kind of thing. You'll need a new GPS to take advantage of it, and at some point the older FM signal you get now will cease to exist.

Honestly though, I use my phone GPS (Waze) exclusively now. It has all the real time traffic and updated maps and other benefits. My Garmin sits in a drawer and never gets used.

about 3 months ago

Soda Pop Damages Your Cells' Telomeres

RubberDogBone Re:Telomeres, tiny 'hairs' that split DNA for dupi (422 comments)

As someone who has invested a fair amount of effort and money into making a machine to make his own carbonated water, because I LOVE it and drink a lot of it, I can firmly tell you any excess CO2 you might consume in beverages leaves the body one of two ways: you burp it or fart it.

The kidneys are not involved in handling food CO2 because the process of digestion will free the gas and it will then vent directly in which ever way is easiest. Even if the gas stays in solution deep into the gun, it will not be absorbed by the body in gas form so it won't enter the blood.

Further evidence of this is from normal food digestion. The microbes in the intestines are always making CO2 and other gasses as they do their thing and likewise those gas products are vented directly as gas rather than being absorbed into the intestine membranes and then into the blood. Otherwise you would not fart. And everybody does.

Now, any CO2 that IS in the blood from normal biological processes (exercise, burning calories, etc) is cleaned out by the lungs, not the kidneys. Whatever you don't burp or fart is just whisked away when you breathe. You won't notice it.

So the bottom line is that consuming CO2 in food is fine. Harmless.

about 3 months ago

Statisticians Uncover What Makes For a Stable Marriage

RubberDogBone Re:outsource your wedding (447 comments)

I dated a Filipina for a while and was eventually blessed with a lot of lumpia.

Regret very much that relationship didn't work out. She was cool, her parents and siblings were cool. It was nice being a part of their family. Or would have been anyway. I can eat a lot of lumpia.

about 3 months ago

Kmart Says Its Payment System Was Hacked

RubberDogBone How do you hack a crank calculator (101 comments)

KMart is well known for having barely any IT infrastructure, and what they DO have doesn't work well. They are literally one step removed from only hand-crack adding machines.

How DO you hack that?

Yes this is a serious question. One of the key differences between Walmart and KMart was how each company approached IT back in the 80s when this stuff became affordable and powerful. Walmart embraced data and wrapped their whole process around it and still uses it quasi-magical ways to glean trends, predict sales, do reorders, and find efficiencies. They extract value from data just like they squeeze their suppliers.

KMart, on the other hand, looked at computers and laughed and went on laughing for years, not noticing as Walmart out flanked them and eventually drove them into the ground head first. KMart is barely alive now, because they spent decades not having any idea what was even in the stores or what was selling. They didn't know, didn't care, had no way to handle the data even if they had it, and generally treated IT like nothing more than office internet connections to surf Yahoo.

Baseline Magazine, I believe it was, did a stellar piece on Walmart vs. Kmart and how each handled IT as of about 10 years ago. KMart is not painted on a good light. It's actually amazing an organization as incompetent as KMart is even still in business. .They have never gotten it and still don't.

Walmart had them beat years before it happened, because Walmart knew all the data. They won the war in the server room. KMart never had a chance and didn't even fight back.

about 3 months ago

The Greatest Keyboard Ever Made

RubberDogBone Keytronic clone (304 comments)

My office spent a fair amount on a Keytronic clone of the Model M. It looked more or less identical and fell like you could kill someone will it, but the durability was actually a disaster. None of them lasted more than a few years.

We got new PCs with the cheap-in-the-box HP keyboards and those have held up for 8 years so far, hardly any problems. New Dell PCs replaced those but we kept the HP keyboards. Kinda weird but it worked. All the Keytronics went in the trash.

The moral here is that it may LOOK like a Model M, it may even sort of feel like you can kill someone with it. But it's got to be the real thing or nothing,

about 4 months ago

The Era of Saturday Morning Cartoons Is Dead

RubberDogBone The causes of death were several (320 comments)

The causes behind all these are several. In the 80s, there was a big push for so-called program length commercials, glorified toy ads. A lot of US fondly remember these shows decades later so it can be argued about the value if the shows being far beyond ads for toys.

The pressure to crack down on these programs -and corresponding flops in the fickle toy markets- caused fewer cartoons to be made, fewer for networks to air and also fewer for independent stations to run in the mornings and afternoon. This used to be a mainstay with multiple channels in some cities throwing out the best shows they could get to compete with each other. My town had three stations which fought for every show and bought anything they could find.

At the same time, the Fox network began picking up these independent stations to form their network, meaning the syndicated cartoons that did exist now had many fewer outlets to air, which caused even less of them to get made in the first place. My town had a series of musical chairs that resulted in the two biggest cartoon-airing stations dropping all their programs, cold. The third stations couldn't afford to buy them so basically they went away entirely locally.

And also around the same time, Cartoon Network launched and began picking up viewers that way. Nickelodeon responded and Disney with DXD, but no matter where they watched, in large part once kids went over to watching cartoons on cable, they never went back to broadcast stations looking for cartoons. And then after a few years, they forget they ever existed anyway.

about 4 months ago

Could Maroney Be Prosecuted For Her Own Hacked Pictures?

RubberDogBone Re:Rick Falkvinge on the subject... (274 comments)

THIS. The idea that a girl making peace signs in her bra then has to write an ESSAY basically about what's wrong with being a girl. WTF is that supposed to tell her about being female, which is already not an easy thing for a lot of girls and women?

You, because you are female and wear a bra, are teh suck for your entire life and are unfit to even take selfies. WOW. Way to clobber self esteem.

I always wanted to have a daughter but I wouldn't want one to have to deal with society like this.

about 4 months ago


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