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High School Student Builds Gun That Unlocks With Your Fingerprint

SJester Re:Great one more fail (577 comments)

Yet Another Responsible Gun Owner Shoots His Own Penis

The problem for the "responsible gun owner" is that they have to be responsible every. single. time. Why not use technology to help with that?

Exactly! That's why I'm designing an armored penis device.

yesterday
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Kickstarter's Problem: You Have To Make the Game Before You Ask For Money

SJester Re:Actually a good thing. (211 comments)

Ah, Christ. Goodbye linebreaks. Hello unreadable block o' text.

4 days ago
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Kickstarter's Problem: You Have To Make the Game Before You Ask For Money

SJester Re:Actually a good thing. (211 comments)

Just an addendum to your point about overcoming barriers to entry vis a vis webhosting etc: I've seen KS help with material products, too. (I've backed a few). All of them had a physical prototype, whether it was 3D-printed or handmade, but needed to order X thousand units before a professional company would print the game at a reasonable rate, or they needed Y thousands of dollars to order custom tooling for manufacture. And as part of the funding drive, the developers solicited input from an interested audience and tweaked the project before finalizing the design. KS is great for bridging the gap between a developed idea and production. Yes, the devs could have gone to a bank - maybe - to secure a loan. But it's probably hard to sell such an idea to a loan officer. "See, it's a 4X game but it riffs off a swords and sorcery theme instead of a space opera." Mhm. GTFO, find a different bank. Kickstarter serves wonderfully as a combination of advertising, market research, and startup money. In one shot the devs can gauge interest, receive input, improve the product, collect preorders, and tap into economies of scale when hiring suppliers or manufacturers.

4 days ago
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Device Boots Drones, Google Glass Off Wi-Fi

SJester Re:Seems fine to me. (184 comments)

I agree with you re monkeys. But I would have to point out that a platypus wearing a hat is completely different from a platypus sans hat. The former may be a secret agent while the latter is just an odd pet.

about a week ago
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Hotel Charges Guests $500 For Bad Online Reviews

SJester Damn them with faint praise (183 comments)

I'd be so tempted to write a positive review that damns them with faint praise. "I was delighted to discover that the toilets on the first floor do flush adequately, and that the water stops rising eventually and goes back down!" Or "the cheap fake strawberry air freshener reminds me of my best year in college."

about a month and a half ago
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Gaza's Only Power Plant Knocked Offline

SJester Re:Israel lied about bombing the UN school. (868 comments)

Actually, they did not target the school, they do admit they hit it, and they say that their single round which hit it did not result in casualties. They also provided footage. At times they have also provided radar tracks showing Hamas rockets landing in Gaza. http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07...

about a month and a half ago
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Gaza's Only Power Plant Knocked Offline

SJester Re:Nuke Gaza! (868 comments)

No. The terrorists might deserve it but the innocents do not. And there are innocents in Gaza, lots of them. The civilian casualties so far have been terrible despite Israel's attempts to limit them*. There is not much that can be done to protect civilians beyond what Israel has already done. But to nuke them is reprehensible even if it were feasible. The current option is bad but possibly the only method to secure innocent Israelis. That option would be murder. *And despite Hamas inflating numbers and adding their own dead combatants to the list. And of course adding at least twenty-five people who they executed for suspected collusion with Israel, whom they then listed as martyrs.

about a month and a half ago
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Gaza's Only Power Plant Knocked Offline

SJester Re: This might actually kill more than the bombs (868 comments)

No, a war crime is intentionally targeting a civilian population, such as launching explosives at population centers. It is not a war crime to strike at a launch site or munitions depot. I'm not sure if it's a war crime to establish that site or depot inside a school (twice so far according to the UN, who is not exactly motivated to care), or inside a mosque (once, to my knowledge) or inside a home (dozens of them.) But when you need to stop the war crimes and destroy a launch site, what do you do to limit civilian casualties? Warn them every way possible and then limit fire, which is precisely what Israel has done. What Hamas has done in turn is herd civilians into the line of fire. Should Israel hold their fire? Are they obligated to shelter Hamas' civilians in addition to their own? You're welcome to dispute this. There is ample footage of Israeli warnings followed by civilians crowding the rooftops. Just as there is footage of gunmen turning fleeing civilians back into targeted areas, and two UN reports prior to this war of Hamas using child labor (160 dead) to dig their tunnels. This is not Dresden. Realize that this is what war looks like when when side uses restraint but must proceed, and the other side caulks the gaps with bodies.

about a month and a half ago
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Gaza's Only Power Plant Knocked Offline

SJester Re:Radicalization (868 comments)

Unfortunately, this isn't even ignoring history. This is ignoring current events. Israel gave that land to the Palestinians in return for a cessation in attacks. If their goal was to increase their territory, they wouldn't have given it away. Instead, Israel is rather unhappy because the attacks have continued. That the attacks have continued is firmly at Hamas' feet. When they were voted into power in the last election which they permitted, they also repudiated all accords with Israel which were signed by their predecessors. That's not a way to take office and certainly not a way forward to a viable peace. It was in response to that - a takeover by a group which will not acknowledge Israel nor honor treaties - it was in response to that which led Israel to tighten the borders. Wouldn't you?

about a month and a half ago
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Gaza's Only Power Plant Knocked Offline

SJester Re:Radicalization (868 comments)

Poor analogy. Hamas has been trying very, very hard to kill lots and lots of civilians. They're just not very good at it but something will get through eventually. A better analogy is if that schoolyard bully keeps shooting at your house with a 22, but so far you've stayed away from the windows and your dog has kept him out of the yard. It's still not a way to live and you are under no obligation to endure it for more than... I don't know, five years? And then yes, you are completely welcome to go burn the guy's house down. Knock on the door, politely ask his parents to leave, text them, call them, leave a note, and then fire a warning shot. But yes, you can burn his house down and kill him. Because he has been trying extremely hard to kill you.

about a month and a half ago
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AMD FirePro W9100 16GB Workstation GPU Put To the Test

SJester Re:what? (42 comments)

This. I'm (90%) a scientist and I model some pretty nifty stuff. Our lab desktops have consumer GPUs. We write our code, run it for a bit, and if it looks good we send it over to the supercomputing center where it's run on Tesla systems. Beats the hell out of the days (before my time) when you'd have to stick a Post-It on your monitor that says" Do Not Turn Off - Working" and then come back three weeks later to find that it's crashed.

about 2 months ago
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Amazon Sues After Ex-Worker Takes Google Job

SJester Re:Non-compete agreements are BS. (272 comments)

He won't actually tell them to do anything, just play "hot and cold" while they hold up business plans in front of him. "Warmer, warmer, you're getting close..."

about 2 months ago
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Microsoft Wants You To Trade Your MacBook Air In For a Surface Pro 3

SJester Re:224 miles round trip (365 comments)

MS has become more aggressive with opening stores. They're opening one in NY later this month, not sure why it took so long.

about 3 months ago
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Kingston and PNY Caught Bait-and-Switching Cheaper Components After Good Reviews

SJester Re:And another on the ban pile (289 comments)

Sigh. Probably correct.

about 2 months ago
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Kingston and PNY Caught Bait-and-Switching Cheaper Components After Good Reviews

SJester Re:And another on the ban pile (289 comments)

Except that the news is not going to stay here. I know that I'm outraged and will review it. Buyers may not read /. but I'm sure they'll read reviews before buying. Good God. Please tell me that people read reviews before buying an SSD.

about 2 months ago
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Kingston and PNY Caught Bait-and-Switching Cheaper Components After Good Reviews

SJester Re:And another on the ban pile (289 comments)

But there's a good question hiding in all this. Like the two of you, I won't buy from a company that intentionally screwed customers. Yet manufacturers continue to trash their customer base by doing this. It has to be profitable, right? Which means that it's worth the risk, which means that some bean counter figured that the potential loss is outweighed by the gain. Yet here we see that it isn't. They've lost buyers... Unless much of these scams go unnoticed. So who else is screwing their customers now and has not been caught?

about 2 months ago
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HP Delivers a Big-Name, 7-inch Android Tablet For $100: Comes With Compromises

SJester Re:No bluetooth? (182 comments)

I use a BT keyboard sometimes and I often use BT headphones or speakers.

about 4 months ago
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"Smart" Gun Seller Gets the Wrong Kind of Online Attention

SJester Re:A firearm that depends on a battery? (1374 comments)

I These events might only happen once in a lifetime, but people would prefer to avoid taking the chance by simply removing the electronics from the equation.

These things only happen once in a lifetime pretty much by definition.

about 4 months ago
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The Amoeba That Eats Human Intestines, Cell By Cell

SJester Re:treatment (71 comments)

...a guy who impersonates a recreational fungus on the internet opinionatedly... FTFY

about 5 months ago
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Million Jars of Peanut Butter Dumped In New Mexico Landfill

SJester Re:And so this is Costco's fault? (440 comments)

Anecdotal, but I have another. A friend is finishing her last semester at a major culinary institute; naturally, they generate a lot of spare food at the school. But they are not allowed to take any of it off the campus. Instead, it is destroyed, and for the same reason stated : the school would be sunk if someone contracted food poisoning and sued. The students and staff do eat but sign hefty waivers. Although I do wonder - Costco does at least sell this food under normal circumstances, so apparently they do have a means of dealing with potential suits. I suspect this is more that they don't have protection for this avenue of distribution, only for sale. I don't know how that works in legal terms though.

about 6 months ago

Submissions

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I am in ur OS, erasing ur filez.

SJester SJester writes  |  more than 4 years ago

SJester (1676058) writes "Malwarebytes slipped up and included atapi.sys on their list of malware. Users who ran Malwarebytes Anti-Malware after the second to last update were given the opportunity to delete a critical portion of their operating system. Many did and the company is now fast-tracking support requests from people who can no longer boot into Windows. They have since corrected the error in their most recent update.
Note: The URL linked to expresses an apology from Malwarebytes at the bottom, and express their attempts to suppress the story on the top of the page.
Quote from top of page: "This tutorial is property of Malwarebytes Corporation, and is not allowed to be copied or linked to by anyone who does not work for Malwarebytes. This tutorial is not covered under the GNU Free Document License, so please do not post this tutorial (or links to it) on your blog, MySpace, Facebook, Digg, etc. "

And from bottom: "We would like to convey out sincerest apologies to those who have suffered from this bug. Rest assured that the cause of this bug is fixed, and that we have taken steps to ensure that it will never happen again.""

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Journals

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Yesterday I discovered there is an achievement for writing a journal entry

SJester SJester writes  |  about 2 years ago

Perhaps today I'll discover what the journal is for.

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