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Microsoft Abandons Gay Rights Bill

Sexual Ass Gerbil Re:Quote from Pastor Ken Hutcherson (2304 comments)

He's got a point, though. It's true that Christians aren't all against the teaching of evolution nor against homosexual behaviors, however the truth is that the leaders of most protestant Christian churches teach and believe in creation. And all of the major Christian church denominations (including Catholicism) denounce homosexuality. Oh, yes they say they love the sinner but hate the sin. But the number of family disownments and suicides of homosexuals who grew up in a Christian family tell a different tale.

If there are Christians who don't believe in the dogma of their church, then why do they keep identifying themselves as Christians? Why do they keep funding their leaders with tithes every Sunday? Why do they elect their church leaders to positions of power? Do they think that they are somehow going to change the church by continuing this behavior? I say that because they haven't changed a thing. Honestly, I feel sorry for these Christians who say that they believe in almost all of what their church preaches-- except for little things like homosexuality and science because these people are afraid to confront their church and make a difference. They just sit quietly in their pew, stand up when told to, sing when prompted, and sit down like good little Sheep.

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To be a puppy again

Sexual Ass Gerbil Sexual Ass Gerbil writes  |  more than 10 years ago There's nothing more relaxing than laying on the floor with a dog, stroking through the fur and feeling it brush against your face as you search for something warm to suck on such as his soft penis. Or if the dog is female, perhaps a nipple. I think there is something instinctively pleasureful about the sensations experienced stroking a warm furred body. Fur is unique in its capability of stimulating many nerve endings all at once in a way that is very satisfying. The steady happy pant of your doggy friend is pleasurable to hear, too. While petting is something almost everybody does, often without conscious effort, most people are afraid of sucking on their pet, which is unfortunate. As long as your dog is clean and healthy, then there's little to fear. Children have a habit of sucking their thumbs to calm them down. I believe the instinct survives in a weakened form in adulthood even though thumbs lose their appeal due to physiological changes. A soft dog penis on the other hand has just the right properties to be immensely calming to suckle. There's just no way to fully describe what it's like. When I sucked on a dog's penis for the first time I originally thought of it as a sexual act, however it ended up being a sensual act. While I wouldn't have minded tasting him spurt, it was an enjoyable experience nonetheless. Do note that if you do decide to try sucking on a dog's dick that you might very well sexually excite him. In that case, you will taste him cum. Dogs, unlike humans, begin to ejaculate the moment they are aroused and will continue to ejaculate for perhaps fifteen to twenty minutes. The strongest spurts occur at the beginning of that period when you might least expect it. Just to warn you so that you won't run into any surprises. If it does happen to you then all I can say is lucky you!

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