Zuckerberg Only Eating Animals He Personally Kills
...Big deal, get a hunting rifle and go get a deer, moose, elk...
Pffft, a rifle. A real man goes into the woods naked and unarmed, and kills his prey by ripping out its throat with his teeth.
And a real woman tells him to stay the hell out of the house until he's hosed himself off.
An IP Address For Every Light Bulb
Remember, kids: before installing your new IP6 light bulbs, make sure to memorize the location of the electrical plug for your router so that you can cycle the power in the dark!
Social Media Can Help You Fake Your Own Death
Or buy the book and do exactly the opposite to everything it recommends.
So, stay exactly where you are, then?
Google Engineer Spied On Teen Users
...let's not hang a man in the realm of public opinion...
You're new here, aren't you?
Why Being Wrong Makes Humans So Smart
we need to recognize that human fallibility is part and parcel of human brilliance
Yet another reason why the idiots pushing for instant replays in baseball should STFU.
NewEgg Confirms Shipping Fake Core i7s
I wouldn't complain too obnoxiously, or they might pee in your processor.
Dr. NakaMats Is the World's Most Prolific Inventor
Did he invent the flying car? No? Then, he's no good to me.
"No Scan, No Fly" At Heathrow and Manchester
reports a few years back said X-ray backscatter devices aren't effective unless the genitals of people going through them are visible
Oh, sure. Now all of a sudden it's okay to show your genitals to the airport staff.
Spray-On Liquid Glass
If nothing sticks to it, how does it stay on?
It reminds me of the old joke: a young man comes back from his first year as a college chemistry major. His father asks him what he is working on. "We're trying to create the universal solvent."
"It's a liquid that will dissolve anything."
"What're ya gonna keep it in?"
Has 2.4 GHz Reached Maximum Capacity?
Router? I never ever met 'er.
CRIA Faces $60 Billion Lawsuit
Hear, hear. As Guy Forsyth once said (while still with the Asylum Street Spankers):
"I would like to talk about something called 'Musical Darwinism.' If you go see a band, and they suck? Don't tip. That way, they'll die and next week there'll be another band. But if you see a band that you like, Ladies and Gentlemen, give dearly."
Tim Berners-Lee Is Sorry About the Slashes
Had he not used them, a whole lot of O.J. Simpson web site jokes would not have possible.
Wikipedia In Your Pocket, $99
...another tiny screen that I'm supposed to be happy squinting at.
What Belongs In a High School Sci-Fi/Fantasy Lit Class?
...Eric Frank Russell.
Why? Why not. I reread all of his books over and over.
Seriously, though, what does Terra Uber Alles mean, anyway?
Microsoft Pushes For Single Global Patent System
"If I had to answer the following question, 'What is slavery?' and if I should respond in one word, 'It is murder'..."
That's one smart Frenchie, but he can't count for shit.
Teen Diagnoses Her Own Disease In Science Class
It's a well known fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduated in the bottom half of their class.
Warning Future Generations About Nuclear Waste
...I don't know a whole lot about Nuclear Physics... [long post]...
I was all set to mock you mercilessly but then you go and make some cogent comments. On top of which your name does not include letters in place of numbers.
You are really ruining it for those of us who have nothing to add but mockery.