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TSA Accepting Public Comments On Whole Body Airport Screening

Starfleet Command Yeah, we are accepting comments (223 comments)

We will probably tell you to bugger off afterwards, but we are accepting comments..

about a year ago

Drone Swarm Creates Star Trek Logo In London Sky

Starfleet Command Fuckin JJ Abrams (118 comments)

Figures...the emblem is backwards.

about a year and a half ago

AT&T: Don't Want a Data Plan for That Smartphone? Too Bad.

Starfleet Command They both suck (798 comments)

I used Sprint. The only true "unlimited" data plan. So far ::::knocking on wood desk::::

about a year and a half ago

White House Must Answer Petition To 'Build Death Star'

Starfleet Command Re:Remove the obvious structural weaknesses (384 comments)

No more shafts leading directly to the core, please.

And while your at it, make the force field a bit more difficult for Jedi infiltrators to turn off.

What do you mean? The Jedi are extinct Lord Vader so to that years ago.

about 2 years ago

Student Refusing RFID Badge Now Fights Expulsion Order

Starfleet Command It is a sign (743 comments)

of the Deh-villlle!!! I am surprised that, if this is such a religious issue, she is already being home schooled by her Sister Moms

about 2 years ago

Steve Jobs' Yacht Revealed

Starfleet Command Yuck (438 comments)

That thing is ugly, I would have thought he would have had a super sleek power yacht, not some 1930's throwback looking thing,

about 2 years ago

Russian Opposition Figure Thinks Anti-Putin Movement Has Faltered

Starfleet Command It is very simple (144 comments)

Putin is the Boss

about 2 years ago

Microsoft Won't Say If Skype Is Secure Or Not. Time To Change?

Starfleet Command Re:They can listen if they like.. (237 comments)

Apparently you have no concept of humor and sarcasm.

more than 2 years ago

NSA Chief To Address Hackers At DEF CON

Starfleet Command So...this amused me, (136 comments)

I can't help but think this is abit like Darth Vader addressing the Rebel forces... just saying


"it's like, whatever..."

more than 2 years ago

Microsoft Won't Say If Skype Is Secure Or Not. Time To Change?

Starfleet Command They can listen if they like.. (237 comments)

The only thing I use Skype for is to talk to my litle boy who lives with his, I mean mother in Finland (step-dork works for an American company there) and to talk to my oldest son who lives in Kentucky. No high security stuff there. Younger son talks about who he has "pwned" in HALO. Older son talks about married life and jobs stuff... So, if they have to listen in on that...then, as my teen daughter would say, "It's like, whatever"

more than 2 years ago

Britain Bringing Out 'Sonic Gun' For Olympics Security

Starfleet Command Re:Outragious, over the top, opressive madness! (193 comments)

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes... The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!!!

more than 2 years ago

NYC Teachers Forbidden To "Friend" Students

Starfleet Command Been here, done this (238 comments)

Other states have tried this and it was challenged and ruled unconstitutional, or impolite, or in violation of the Temporal Prime Directive or something like that. When are they going to learn that people have private lives and they just can not inject their rules into every aspect of those lives. Also, my daughter (high school Senior) has several of her teachers on her Facebook friends list and I am totally cool with this. For one, the teachers generally use the lists to get school messages out to the students, reminders of practices etc. And the up side is that they are visible to me. I would much prefer that they post to her Facebook then have them texting her.

more than 2 years ago

Tennessee Passes Bill That Allows "Teaching the Controversy" of Evolution

Starfleet Command Paddle Faster boys.. (1108 comments)

I hear banjo music!! This is troubling. I really hope VA does not follow this yahoo route.

more than 2 years ago

RIAA CEO Hopes SOPA Protests Were a "One-Time Thing"

Starfleet Command Mmm hmm (441 comments)

Yeah, right...I bet he does.

more than 2 years ago

Berkeley Scientists Develop Self-Assembling Nanorods

Starfleet Command Call Col Jack O'Neil (43 comments)

Looks we got some replicators ahead.....

more than 2 years ago

How the Tevatron Influenced Computing

Starfleet Command Tevatron eh? (66 comments)

Sounds like a Transformer, probably a Decepticon.

more than 2 years ago

RIM Server Crash Leaves Millions Without BBM

Starfleet Command Noooooooo, the horror...the horror.... (191 comments)

Oh wait, I don't care, I have an HTC Android phone. I gave up on RIM and their kiddie phones.

more than 2 years ago


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