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Perelman Urged To Accept $1m Prize

Stephen Tennant Re:The guy is smart (421 comments)

You know what happens to people in Russia that suddenly come into money... many disappear.

Yeah, to the Bahamas! Russia: brrrr!

more than 4 years ago
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Perelman Urged To Accept $1m Prize

Stephen Tennant Re:An artform. (421 comments)

He might also be a schizophrenic. Isn't the incidence of schizophrenia higher among mathematicians?

more than 4 years ago
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Firmware Hack Allows Video Analysis On a Canon Camera

Stephen Tennant Re:Fun idea (115 comments)

Precisely. My use of metaphor might be difficult from a technical standpoint, but it will make for a stimulating challenge to anyone willing to create a visual analysis back-end for ghetto booties, sugar apples, badonkadonks, whale tails, laffy taffy, and backyard cheddarstacks.

more than 4 years ago
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Cisco's New Router — Trouble For Hollywood

Stephen Tennant Re:sweet (335 comments)

Alright guys break it up! Break it up!

more than 4 years ago
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Firmware Hack Allows Video Analysis On a Canon Camera

Stephen Tennant Re:Fun idea (115 comments)

My apologies. I meant "juicy" as a metaphor calling to mind appealing round shape and desirability, not leaking of anus or pus lanced from infected tissue.

more than 4 years ago
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Scientists Demonstrate Mammalian Tissue Regeneration

Stephen Tennant Re:So (260 comments)

I'm sure many a Slashdot reader will receive an upgrade in the looks department when they are able to heal acne scars. Now excuse me while I prepare for troll modding from butthurt pizzaface.

more than 4 years ago
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Firmware Hack Allows Video Analysis On a Canon Camera

Stephen Tennant Fun idea (115 comments)

Could someone please develop an open-source recognition algorithm for juicy teen asses? I'll be happy to write the UI if various visual parameters are supported, though I'm sure depth perception will be a challenge. Nothing worse than a fatty but a flatty...

more than 4 years ago
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C-Span Posts Full Archives Online

Stephen Tennant Right on! (115 comments)

Finally!

more than 4 years ago
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Japanese Turning To "Therapeutic Ringtones"

Stephen Tennant Well then... (75 comments)

and here I am with my "screeching, terrified woman about to be murdered" ringtone. People say I'm a little tense...

more than 4 years ago
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How Sony and Microsoft Hope To Crack the Motion Control Market

Stephen Tennant Re:What's wrong with gamepads? (138 comments)

Mmmmm body stockings... waterproof and lubricant excreting... that'll decidedly swing the pendulum away from family gaming.

But then, how do I hide what I was doing when my mom walks in...

more than 4 years ago
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Good Language Choice For School Programming Test?

Stephen Tennant Re:No option of Fortran? (407 comments)

But then he must add a module for maintaining neckbeard

more than 4 years ago
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Long-Running Underwater Robot Lost At Sea

Stephen Tennant ALERT SLASHDOT (132 comments)

Activate tearducts and proceed with robot mourning routine!

more than 4 years ago
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The World's Cheapest Car Set To Launch

Stephen Tennant Re:Exactly What We Need (418 comments)

If the Yanks try to invade us, Canadian brother, best believe we'll infiltrate and cause all manner of mayhem down there... try to profile a Canadian, Yankees - we've got ALL THE COLOURS OF THE RAINBOW! HA HA HA HAAAA!

more than 6 years ago

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