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In-Game Advertising Makes Games Better?

TTURabble Re:GTA did it best... (352 comments)

Instead I play games that are deliberately non-realistic, where I can get shot 10,000 times, eat some food, and miraculously heal.

You mean...

"Instead I play games that are deliberately non-realistic, where I can get shot 10,000 times, eat some McDonalds, and miraculously heal."

about 5 years ago
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Front Row Seats To NASA's Lunar Impact

TTURabble Re:Robots (132 comments)

So what you're saying is that we need to bomb Mars?

about 5 years ago
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The Kafka-esque Nightmare of Palm App Submission

TTURabble Re:Tip calculator?! (332 comments)

But how else am I going to multiply the check amount by 15%??

It's not like I can punch N * .15 into any calculator and get the right answer...right?

about 5 years ago
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Panasonic 3D TV Does Not Disappoint

TTURabble Wireless Electric Induction? (143 comments)

Couldn't they couple this with the up and coming "long(er) distance" wireless electric induction technology to set up some sort of power transmitter under your couch/bed/recliner/movie style seating so that you wouldn't ever have to keep it charged or worry about batteries?

more than 5 years ago
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Cryptographic Tools To Keep You Hidden On Facebook

TTURabble Or... (148 comments)

Maybe you shouldn't post every detail of your life on a website.

FTA:

the tool assures its users that sensitive data stays private, Hengartner says. "If you have a particular illness, you might want to allow only your friends to see that

What ever happened to calling people?

more than 5 years ago
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Japan Plans $21B Space Power Plant

TTURabble Re:Didn't Japan just come out ... (550 comments)

In this case, it's a terrible sign that the Japanese are so fed up with investing in the US that they now see hurling money into space as a better alternative.

Yeah, but we all know that SpaceYen is way better than Regular Yen.

more than 5 years ago
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Gardeners Told to Give Exhausted Bees an Energy Drink

TTURabble Re:Brawndo (200 comments)

Do you even know what electrolytes are?

...its what bees crave!

more than 5 years ago
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Breakthrough in Electricity-Producing Microbe

TTURabble Re:I, for one... (177 comments)

Well if you broke it down completely, energy is never created or destroyed, it only changes states. So all the energy that will ever exist was created at the beginning of the universe and is simply stored in different states.

And all energy is atomic energy, the difference comes in how we decide to extract that energy.

more than 5 years ago
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China Bans Shock Treatment For Internet Addiction

TTURabble More like Ineffective (113 comments)

The hospital drew wide media coverage in recent months after Internet users claiming to have received the treatment wrote in blogs and forums

So the internet addicted patients used the internet to complain about the problems with the internet addiction treatment?

more than 5 years ago
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FCC Reserves the Right To Search Your Home, Any Time

TTURabble Re:And under... (589 comments)

...Texas' "Castle" doctrine, I reserve the right to shoot them as they walk up the footpath.

more than 5 years ago
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UK Possibly Exploring "Google Tax"

TTURabble Backfire? (312 comments)

Couldn't Google et al just block the UK instead of paying the tax?
I wonder what would happen if the entire island was unable to access any search engines.

more than 5 years ago
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"Apple Tax" Report Backfires On Microsoft

TTURabble Re:What's weird about those Microsoft ads (993 comments)

Also, your average non-geek doesn't care about an apple tax or linux, they see all the "cool" things you can do on an apple machine so they go out and buy one.

Lets not forget that there are a bunch of people out there who call the Nintendo Wii "Nintendo Sports" and aren't even aware you can buy different games for it.

more than 5 years ago
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Star Trek Fragrances

TTURabble Re:At Least It's Humorous (169 comments)

Be the first to get shot down in flames with Red Shirt cologne!

At the Bar:
Tiberius: Look at those women, my...god, I'll...need a...wingman. Red Shirt, accompany my away team.
Red Shirt: Aw Crap.

more than 5 years ago
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The Presidential Portrait Goes Digital

TTURabble Re:do we really need an article here on /. (295 comments)

That would be "turns Blackberries into iPhones," if you were going to stick with the whole Jesus "water to wine," thing.

Looks like someone failed the English part of the SAT.

more than 5 years ago
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Lexus To Start Spamming Car Buyers In Their Cars

TTURabble Imagine all the possibilities (317 comments)

Scene: Inside Lexus Car

Driver: (turns on ignition, car starts)
Lexus: Good morning Driver 1, thank you for choosing lexus. Today's commute is brought to you by McDonalds, why don't you stop in on your way to work and get a McGriddle and McCoffee?
Driver: (backs out of driveway, heads down the road) No thanks car, It'll just be to work and back today.
Lexus: (tone of car changes to be deeper and more aggressive) I'm afraid I can't let you do that Driver 1. (car auto steers to nearest McDonalds, forces driver to purchase McGriddle and McCoffee)

more than 5 years ago
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New Photos of SpaceX's Falcon 9 Assembly

TTURabble Falcon 9 is nothing... (122 comments)

Let me know when they get around to making a Falcon Punch!

more than 5 years ago
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Ballmer Ordered To Testify In 'Vista Capable' Case

TTURabble Re:Hmm (235 comments)

Wrong, this is classic bait and switch.

You bait them with pretty pictures and a new user interface, then you switch it out with something that looks and feels just like XP. Even their new marketing campaign (mojave) pushes the UI with the "participants" talking about how great everything looks. I have yet to see a vista commercial that talks about the technical merits of the operating system, because your average user doesn't understand or care about indexed search or file systems etc.

more than 5 years ago
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Halliburton Applies For Patent-Trolling Patent

TTURabble Re:hmm... (244 comments)

So either Halliburton wants to kill trade secrets by forcing everyone to patent their idea or risk having their idea patented behind their back...

or, they are patenting the method of stealing trade secrets so that they won't have to worry about patenting their own ideas anymore.

more than 5 years ago

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