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"Advanced Life Support" Ambulances May Lead To More Deaths

ThatsDrDangerToYou Re:Rather than modern, go to older. (111 comments)

I question any solution that does not involve the use of jetpacks. Because.. JETPACKS!!!!

2 days ago

Blame America For Everything You Hate About "Internet Culture"

ThatsDrDangerToYou Re:that's because (372 comments)

Sigh, when will we catch up to Japan in our advertising??

3 days ago

Halting Problem Proves That Lethal Robots Cannot Correctly Decide To Kill Humans

ThatsDrDangerToYou Re:Not a Turing machine (332 comments)

Our tape goes up to 11.

about a week ago

Uber Threatens To Do 'Opposition Research' On Journalists

ThatsDrDangerToYou Re:No, this is absolutely normal SOP these days. (299 comments)

Fact is, we need resources to power our economy, and if you give the impression that you oppose EVERYTHING(and there are people who do), or your plan amounts to powering the economy on fairy farts, perhaps your efforts to constrict expansion should be restricted.

I demand you retract your critique of my patent pending cold fusion technology!

about two weeks ago

Carmakers Promise Not To Abuse Drivers' Privacy

ThatsDrDangerToYou Re:Pinky swear? (98 comments)

I clearly saw them crossing their fingers behind their backs, so as you know, this is all null and void. I also think I overheard one of them saying something like... "Privacy!? You? Muahahahahahah!"

about two weeks ago

Duke: No Mercy For CS 201 Cheaters Who Don't Turn Selves In By Wednesday

ThatsDrDangerToYou just practicing.. (320 comments)

.. for when their jobs are outsourced. It's pretty much the same thing.

about two weeks ago

Scientists Discover a Virus That Changes the Brain To "Make Humans More Stupid"

ThatsDrDangerToYou tl;dr (275 comments)

.. I'm distracted

about two weeks ago

Users Can't Distinguish Scams From Facebook's Features

ThatsDrDangerToYou Who? (116 comments)

Who are these Facebooks and why are they on my internets?

about three weeks ago

Scientists Find Rats Aren't Smarter Than Mice, and That's Important

ThatsDrDangerToYou Clearly.. (154 comments)

Mice are smart enough to con researchers into using rats instead. Proof that Douglas Adams was correct..

about a month and a half ago

Pentagon Reportedly Hushed Up Chemical Weapons Finds In Iraq

ThatsDrDangerToYou Re:So confused (376 comments)

And the bush administration, though not bush himself, was pushing the (clearly bogus) nuclear line pretty hard. "Aluminum tubes! Why else would they ever need to buy aluminum tubes?"

Could these tubes be used for the internets traffic?

about a month and a half ago

Fusion Reactor Concept Could Be Cheaper Than Coal

ThatsDrDangerToYou Re:Concepts are practically free. (315 comments)

I charge quite a bit for my concepts. How many did you want? I assure you they are all top notch premium concepts.

about a month and a half ago

Fuel Efficiency Numbers Overstate MPG More For Cars With Small Engines

ThatsDrDangerToYou Re:metric you insensitive clod! (403 comments)

You're right. In my experience American dicks are bigger, and far more common; you can barely swing super sized soda in the US without hitting a obese dick

*an obese dick.

You're welcome.

about a month and a half ago

Russia Pledges To Go To the Moon

ThatsDrDangerToYou .. but what about the return trip? (197 comments)

Sure, they plan to bring humans to the moon by 2030, but when will they come back? Better read the fine print on those fancy brochures..

about 2 months ago

Ask Slashdot: Finding a Job After Completing Computer Science Ph.D?

ThatsDrDangerToYou probably doing it wrong (479 comments)

Well, you have to be willing to "shill" for yourself. Use your network--build your network. Come up with a list of companies you would like to work for, focusing on those where your education would be somewhat relevant at least. Use a multi-faceted approach: network, job board search, network, make direct contacts in companies, recruiters, and so on. I found a job a few years ago in the PRINT classified ads. I found my current job via an automated job search agent.

Good luck.

about 2 months ago

Ask Slashdot: Remote Support For Disconnected, Computer-Illiterate Relatives

ThatsDrDangerToYou Wait.. (334 comments)

The Nigerian thing is fake? Damn, I've been waiting on those funds!!!

about 2 months ago

Court Rules the "Google" Trademark Isn't Generic

ThatsDrDangerToYou In other news... (159 comments)

Kardashian is still not a trademark..

about 2 months ago

MIT's Cheetah Robot Runs Untethered

ThatsDrDangerToYou Re:Asian-only team? (90 comments)

European researchers work at MIT and nobody beats an eye, Asian researchers work at MIT and everybody looses their mind.

One of my favorite (oh sorry, favourite for you spelling challenged Euros :-) .. things about grad school was that our group of friends was from all over the world. I enjoyed being a "minority" white boy.

about 2 months ago


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