"Mammoth Snow Storm" Underwhelms
The following bulletin has just been received on the WKRP teletype!
Monster lizard ravages east coast! Mayors in five New England cities have issued emergency requests for federal disaster relief as a result of a giant lizard that descended on the east coast last night! Officials say that this lizard, the worst since '78, has devastated transportation, disrupted communication, and left many hundreds homeless!
The Untold Story of the Invention of the Game Cartridge
USB is just a reimplementation of Atari SIO on steroids.
'Be My Eyes' App Crowdsources Help For the Blind
the "beer me!" app to ask people close to the fridge to bring you a beer. because you're busy and stuff.
SpaceX Landing Attempt Video Released
So they only blew up the rocket.
Hey, their competitors would have just thrown it away anyway...
China Lays More Fiber, Improving Physical Connection To the Worldwide Internet
China Lays More Cable , Improving Physical Connection To the Worldwide Internet
Talk to the World Through Ubi -- and Use Gestures, Too (Video)
Now with 100% more gorilla arm!
The Strange Story of the First Quantum Art Exhibition In Space
Every great work of literature ever, even those not yet written, now in an compact, easy to carry form :
Chinese Spacecraft Enters Orbit Around the Moon
Ah, but robots can't stand on the veranda of the space station Freedom and piss on every single one of you cowering groundhogs at the same time.
a man's reach should exceed his grasp -- Robert Browning
Forget Stuxnet: Banking Trojans Attacking Power Plants
Patty the daytime hooker FTW!
How Close Are We To Engineering the Climate?
I just modified my local micro-climate.
mmmm, chili for lunch....
also, ib4 "chemtrails!" and "HAARP!"
NASA's Robonaut 2 Can't Use Its Space Legs Upgrade
What's a space-robot need freakin' legs for?
Piece of junk, throw 'im in a Black Hole!
Who's Responsible When Your Semi-Autonomous Shopping Bot Purchases Drugs Online?
This bot, it paid for blackjack and hookers?
Project Ryptide Drone Flies Life-Rings To Distressed Swimmers
Sounds like the bastard child of Roboz and the Screaming Mimi.
Tumblr Co-Founder: Apple's Software Is In a Nosedive
Apple Computer - proudly going out of business since 1979!
Aircraft Responsible For 2.5% of Global Carbon Dioxide Emissions
Actually, we have flying buses, not cars. Crowded, smelly buses full of the diseased dregs of humanity.
Is the Tablet Market In Outright Collapse? Data Suggests Yes
The future is already here -- it's just not very evenly distributed.
-- Benjamin Franklin
See?! The rich get the edge on everybody else by getting the latest tech sooner. Lousy 1%'ers, priming the tech pump for the rest of us.
Trees vs. Atmospheric Carbon: A Fight That Makes Sense?
How many gigatons of carbon nanotubes is it going to take to build a space elevator?
Maybe we should really be worrying about Elon Musk's carbon harvester bots coming after us as a readily available source of carbon.
Army Building an Airport Just For Drones
surely the proper nomenclature would be aerial drone aerodrome .
or at the very least, robot roost
High Temperature Superconductivity Record Smashed By Sulfur Hydride
How to See Ghosts 101 :
Develop one or more of the following:
3. macular degeneration