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Man Shot To Death For Texting During Movie

Trikenstein Re:It's about time! (1431 comments)

I've read several stories about this incident. None of them mentioning him leaving the theatre to retrieve his gun. All mention him stepping out to find a manager and returning without one. But no one has said he left the cinema to go to his car.

about 8 months ago
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US, Germany To Enter No-Spying Agreement

Trikenstein Re:yeah, right (209 comments)

In Soviet Russia Texas ends up with you

At which point they promptly execute you

But only if you're legally retarded

about a year ago
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US, Germany To Enter No-Spying Agreement

Trikenstein Re:yeah, right (209 comments)

uh, no
You have to have the deranged pink horse sleep on your warts to get rid of them

And deranged pink horses are extremely Flatulent

about a year ago
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Bill Gates Seeking Patent To Make Shakespeare Less Boring

Trikenstein This makes (338 comments)

me wish he'd go back to making commercials with Seinfeld

about a year ago
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Has Anyone Seen My Rabbit?

Trikenstein Re:Really, rabbits for milk? (92 comments)

In a previous universe they tried the same expiremnt, but breeding Cthulhu's

The multiverse is still paying for that

about a year ago
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Has Anyone Seen My Rabbit?

Trikenstein It was delicious (92 comments)

my bowel movements were disturbing

about a year ago
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Ask Slashdot: Printing Options For Low-Resource Environments?

Trikenstein Soooo (108 comments)

the million monkeys with a million typewriters option is off the table

It's not like those monkeys will work for bananas

Plus there's the initial investment

Not to mention the flying fecal matter

about a year ago
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US, Germany To Enter No-Spying Agreement

Trikenstein Re:yeah, right (209 comments)

They pinky swore that's like totally, totally binding you get warts if you break a pinky swear

about a year ago
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Slackware: I'm Not Dead Yet!

Trikenstein Re:I invoke the *Not Dead Yet* clause all the time (252 comments)

as I stated my age above, no need to repeat.

My one bitch
You should get 30 decades to be in your 30's

I've had (been awhile) 18, 21 etc, etc, etc year old *tang*
They were all very fine, beautiful, as only youth can bestow

But to me anyway when they reached their 30's they stopped being girls and became women

I guess my point is everyone matures at a different speed.

Enjoy your 30's buddy
You ain't ever gonna get that back

more than 2 years ago
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Porn priest neglects PowerPoint best practices

Trikenstein fap, fap, fap? (1 comments)

How do you even respond to this without one of them walkin sticks
Or something more lethal

and saying to the guy *I Am Not Left Handed*
Just wait umtil you see what my right hand holds

more than 2 years ago
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Slackware: I'm Not Dead Yet!

Trikenstein Re:I invoke the *Not Dead Yet* clause all the time (252 comments)

So many ways to respond to this
So little time to waste on it

I'm (just barely) on the wrong side of 50 (how the fuck did that happen)

I'm blessed in that women in their 30's ....
Well even when I was in my teens I was into women in their 30's

although these days 40'ish and 50'ish women are fascinating

but I digress
Apparently you drug women to get them to spend any kind of time with you

more than 2 years ago
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Slackware: I'm Not Dead Yet!

Trikenstein I invoke the *Not Dead Yet* clause all the time (252 comments)

but I use it for leering at much younger women
(sometimes I even flirt)

Still end up with a bent nose sometimes tho

and every once and awhile I get that moment where you yell *Wee-Haa There's a naked woman in my bed*

more than 2 years ago
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Gaming Clichés That Need To Die

Trikenstein I used to walk to school 20 miles in the snow... (416 comments)

... up hill both ways

To this day it's hard to beat M*U*L*E* or Elite on the C=64
I loved my time on Evercrack and WoW, and now playing DDO
But you catch the Wumpus and you got /strut'in rights
Don't know if it's nostalgia or if in fact those early games were trope / cliche free

but they shore were fun

more than 2 years ago
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Who Is Your Favorite Fictional Robot or Android?

Trikenstein Re:I don't mean to be sexist... (608 comments)

without effort
or intention
i did fashion
a haiku-phew

more than 2 years ago
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Who Is Your Favorite Fictional Robot or Android?

Trikenstein Re:Portal (608 comments)

oh god I should know this one but just can't pull it up
and I'm either too lazy to right click google it
or
I'm gonna wait for that moment when I'm right at the brink of sleep and have that *oh hell yeah* moment

more than 2 years ago
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Who Is Your Favorite Fictional Robot or Android?

Trikenstein Re:I don't mean to be sexist... (608 comments)

Do you eat Sushi?

The reason I ask is....
I prefer to get my parasites the old fashioned way
I let my critters sleep with me in my bed

more than 2 years ago
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Plant a Garden? Go to jail!

Trikenstein There's only one thing to do! (4 comments)

and that's to unfriend on facebook and quit following on twitter, Oak Park and all it's officials associated with this atrocity!

more than 3 years ago

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Which tablet device now?

Trikenstein Trikenstein writes  |  about 2 years ago

Trikenstein (571493) writes "I was finally working myself up to purchasing a tablet device and was eyeing Samsung products.
But with Apples recent win I'm unsure of which tab to get.
And since Apple vows to go after other mfg's, I'm unsure which way to go. I just know that Apple isn't it.

Any suggestions from the /. crowd?

Want one that is as feature rich as possible and that can be unlocked / hacked for a learning experience / tool."

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