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Would You Rent Out Your Unused Drive Space?

TrollingForHostFiles Re:Nope (331 comments)

He's been doing this for 15+ years.

about three weeks ago

FBI: Wiper Malware Has Korean Language Packs, Hard Coded Targets

TrollingForHostFiles Re:Sony chose to wage war against North Korea (81 comments)

Japan has been a servant state to Israel and the USA since their defeat in WW2.

Yeah, that was pretty clever of the Israelis, taking control of Japan some years before Israel even existed as a state.

about 2 months ago

Married Woman Claims Facebook Info Sharing Created Dating Profile For Her

TrollingForHostFiles Re:AdBlock = "BLUE PILL" illusion (189 comments)

Hi, AlecStaar!

Guess you forgot to take your jagged little pill today, eh?

Otherwise, you might remember this?

about 2 months ago

Birth Control Pills Threaten Fish Stocks

TrollingForHostFiles Re:Ask BarbaraHudson (alias tomhudson) (147 comments)

Hallå AlecStaar! Hur mår du?

Hur verkar vädret just nu i Syracuse?

Med vänliga hgälsningar,

Jeremy Reimer

about 4 months ago

McAfee Grabbed Data Without Paying, Says Open Source Vulnerability Database

TrollingForHostFiles Re:"The coffee's FREE..." (139 comments)

APK once again misses
The obvious--that is,
The barn-sized difference
Between libre and gratis


about 9 months ago

Let Spouses of H-1B Visa Holders Work In US, Says White House

TrollingForHostFiles Re:seems like a back door (566 comments)

I've heard such claims as yours regarding
Foreign competition repeated oft,
But pray tell what non-US firms actually vie
With Google, Oracle, Apple, or Microsoft?


about 9 months ago

What percentage of your online communications are encrypted?

TrollingForHostFiles Re: Encryption is pointless (186 comments)

All you've managed to do
Is to prove you're a moron
With an IQ that's only slightly less than
The atomic number of boron.


about 9 months ago

Some Users Find Swype Keyboard App Makes 4000+ Location Requests Per Day

TrollingForHostFiles Re:This sounds more like incompetence... (191 comments)

Read their FAQ about
"Living language"
This data mining ain't
Excess baggage!


about 9 months ago

Study Rules Out Global Warming Being a Natural Fluctuation With 99% Certainty

TrollingForHostFiles Re:Farners Almanac (869 comments)

Your paranoid scenario,
With its lurid details,
Almost had me convinced...
But you left out chemtrails.


about 10 months ago

New French Law Prohibits After-Hours Work Emails

TrollingForHostFiles Re:Answer a question, Zontar (477 comments)

Take pity on poor APK
Who, a-brim with frustration,
Projects onto others
His own hallucinations.


about 10 months ago

FAA Shuts Down Search-and-Rescue Drones

TrollingForHostFiles Re:It is a Hobby (218 comments)

If you really believe
That folks don't repeat
APK's hosts files screeds
Will provide a real treat


about 10 months ago


TrollingForHostFiles hasn't submitted any stories.



System.out.println("Hello, World!");

TrollingForHostFiles TrollingForHostFiles writes  |  about 10 months ago

So who's this TrollingForHostFiles cat, anyhow? Is he really a sock-puppet?

In real life, I'm a Slashdotter who signed up for an account not long after the site changed its name from "Chips & Dips". I have many Fans, a few Freaks, excellent Karma, and a UID that's sufficiently low that I've actually been offered money for it, no kidding. (Insert quip about dollars and sense here.)

I also have a stalker, who--for reasons that are probably only going to be understood by another flaming nutjob such as he--has taken it upon himself starting about 3 weeks ago to follow me around, responding with his garbage to every post I make.

I should explain that, no, I'm not especially thin-skinned. I can take a joke. I can even take getting trolled every once in awhile--I've actually friended a few folks who've trolled me in a particularly funny/clever fashion. But this character did more than that--he crossed the line from trolling to stalking me, attempting to make the site unusable for me, and trying to spread all manner of lies and nonsense about me. The fact that he's also targeting some of my friends does not make this sit any better with me.

Recently, I spent about 20 minutes on Google tracking him down. Turned out I didn't even need the IP addresses he so thoughtfully left behind on Wikipedia to do so. After this, I warned him that if he didn't back off, I would offer proof that he should really be done with fucking with me. He didn't so I did. I should point out that in posting his home address and phone number for all to see, I wasn't actually revealing anything that he'd not foolishly done so himself already on the public Intarwebs. He was even stupid enough to confirm that info for us himself. And yet still he persists--okay, I'm now convinced that he's crazy.

At that point, some folks might consider showing up at his doorstep with a baseball bat. Well... I've got airfare money, a valid US passport, and Louisville Sluggers are cheap and plentiful, so there's no reason that I couldn't... but, naahhhhhh, I just sent him a little something in the mail instead.

Maybe he'll change his tune when he gets it and sees that I'm not some figment of his twisted imagination, after all.

In the meantime... aw, fuck it. Let's have some fun.

So... just to make you happy, Wacko Stalker Dewd... here's my long-awaited sockpuppet account. Enjoy!

Since this is a sockpuppet, nothing about this account is particularly novel or original, other than that I've never created a second Slashdot account before. Don't look for a lot of insight or what have you. The name is tribute both to my stalker and to my long-lost friend Trolling4Dollars. The Burma Shave bit is a tribute to a Slashdotter whom I've always regarded as one of my best friends on this site, in spite of the fact his political and social views and mine are almost diametrically opposed. (I told you I'd become inspired!)

Hey, whaddaya know... Now that I think of it, we're also marking another first here today--in all of my 10,000 years on Slashdot, I've never posted a JE before.

And yes, comments are enabled. Feel free to bid me welcome. Or whatever.

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