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GNAA unveils new 2005 product line
GNAA unveils new 2005 product line
The Gay Nigger Incestual Average rose fifteen points today in a sudden
upswing Wall Street investors are crediting to GNAA-ANUS's unveiling of what's
to come in the new year.
Development has continued on what is perhaps GNAA's best-known product, the
popular Internet application Lastmeasure. New features and functionality will
help to ensure that users will be able to enjoy Lastmeasure, even with the most
modern of browsers.
Gay Nigger musos eagerly await the release of YHBT, the upcomming GNAA album
that promises to be the new standard in trolling music. The album will include
cuts such as the Ripper-inspired "S~H~O~A" and the stirring ballad,
"Zionist Oppressors and You".
Perhaps the most impressive of the new products is known only as the
Described by GNAA president timecop as "Six barrels of sixteen-inch
niggercock fury", the device is mounted on a small set of tank treads -
mobility technology licensed from the US Army robotics program.
"We've found the Drilldo to be effective in a number of uses," said GNAA
researcher Turkback. "Both Goatse and Mr. Hands were found to be adequately
fulfilled. Our special Ass-Sabot rounds are designed to directly pentrate deep
into the rectal core."
GNAA researchers expect to see battlefield testing of the Drilldo as early
as Febuary, with insertion into OSDN headquarters. Military experts are
predicting these real-world tests to go "catastrophically erotic."
GNAA has also announced plans to sponsor a Bug Chasing team in 2005,
supporting the Montrose Area Chasing Team in their goal to infect themselves
with as many different strains of AIDS as possible.
The Montrose team has generally lost to bigger cities such as San Francisco
and New York, but have high hopes for taking the lead in 2005 with their new
GNAA backing. "With GNAA behind us, we'll be able to achieve our goal by
engaging in reckless cocaine use and unprotected anal sex with anonymous
partners in bookstore bathrooms," said an unnamed representative of the
In other news, The spiritual leader of the ANUS collective, Prozak/gasjews,
announced Friday that he would be leading his team of Neitzchian uber-trolls on
a quest to find the Holy Asshole. No word has yet been recieved on his
progress, as immediately after this announcement the leader climbed to the top
of Mount St. Helens in Washington State.
"He's been up there for days," stated ANUS operative Iconoclast. "We can't
really make out what he's yelling from up there, but we think it's something
about 'infinite return'. He's probably not comming down until he manages to
set the damn thing off."
Authorities say that no resolution has been reached, but that regular
shipments of burritos, ammunition and weapons-grade marajuana continue to be
brought to the peak of the volcano.
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