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Vatican Warns That Internet Promotes Satanism

Turn-X Alphonse Stop laughing, start confronting. (585 comments)

While most of Slashdot it is laughing I think we should be taking this as a serious issue and find ways to confront it. We may think the religion is full of ignorants, but they can still have geek kids who get abused and treated badly because they want to play D&D or play some video games. For those who remember Columbine and how geeks got treated, keep that mentality but instead of it just being a small part of your life it becomes your entire life. Your family, friends and everyone you know is calling you a devil worshipper because you want to tell and story and roll some dice.

Stop laughing and start looking for the tears. These people are ruining children's lives and we should be supporting them not laughing at their abusers from a high horse.

more than 3 years ago

German Politician Demonstrates Extent of Cellphone Location Tracking

Turn-X Alphonse Re:RMS (328 comments)

You can just turn it off.

A cell phone is a very useful tool, just keep it turned off and use it only in an emergency and it could save your life with none of the tin foil hat stuff getting in the way.

more than 3 years ago

Activists Seek Repeal of Ban On Incandescent Bulbs

Turn-X Alphonse Re:Banned in the UK already (1049 comments)

I also get headaches from them, I don't think a blind test is possible, you can tell the light bulb type instantly, the light is very different and if you're sensitive to it, you instantly know.

more than 3 years ago

Libya Warns Against Use of Facebook

Turn-X Alphonse Re:Then Warn Against the Internet! (146 comments)

People don't want to be free, they want the illusion of freedom while being kept safe, The Internet isn't making people want freedom, it's showing them behind the curtain and the corruption there.

more than 3 years ago

Xbox Live Labels Autistic Boy "Cheater"

Turn-X Alphonse Re:lol (613 comments)

The twitter comment seems legit, it's logical and makes more sense than "My son is so good he got labeled a cheat" when we know there are achievement farmers who are miles ahead of this kid and didn't get labeled cheaters. Slashdot may have Microsoft, but it's users are generally able to accept basic logic over someone saying "Well I'm a parent, so I know...".

more than 3 years ago

New Red Dwarf Series Threatened By the Twitter Era

Turn-X Alphonse Good (228 comments)

Red Dwarf is a classic Sci Fi series and something I grew up on and still enjoy today, but it is clearly a series that doesn't work any more. They tried to revive it before when they did a mini series and it was by far the worst episode(s) of the entire thing.

People always cry for remakes and updated versions of older TV series, but some things just don't work in the current climate. Doctor Who is a prime example of a TV series that doesn't work in the modern climate, so when it was brought back it was massively retoned to suit modern TV. But Red Dwarf can't be retoned, when they tried it, it just didn't work. Some times you just need a budget of £10 an episode and a dude wearing a spandex suit rather than massive CGI scenes and unlimited funds.

Red Dwarf is an all time classic and something I hope anything I spawn will get to watch and enjoy as I did, but it feels like the actors have no careers any more (especially Craig Charles, who is now badly dubbing Japanese game shows for cable channels) and just want to milk sucess 30 years ago.

more than 3 years ago

4chan Has Been DDOSed

Turn-X Alphonse Re:4chan might be down forever. (710 comments)

4chan is a fine site if you're on the right boards. /m/ is probably the best Japanese robots resource on the Internet, /tg/ is an excellent resource for DMs to discuss their latest campaigns and have made enough contributions to various games that some of it has even leaked into official canon (Warhammer 40,000 for example).

While I agree -most- of 4chan is a shit hole, don't discount that it's many small communities under one banner. Everyone outside of /b/ hates /b/, people just think /b/ is 4chan, which is like saying the BNP is Britian.

more than 3 years ago

Single-Player Game Model 'Finished,' Says EA Exec

Turn-X Alphonse Re:co-op instead please (439 comments)

Many people have family and friends across oceans these days. Playing Co op with them is just as important to them as you with your family members.

more than 3 years ago

Single-Player Game Model 'Finished,' Says EA Exec

Turn-X Alphonse Re:Pub, social, dollars (439 comments)

I think you missed the entire point of the article. Multiplayer modes aren't always about being social (even the opposite at times). It's that fact that it can be difficult to justify buying a game without a good multiplayer component.

I loved Bayonetta but only played it for say 20 hours, where as in Halo Reach I have played for 58 hours since September and I'm still playing a couple of hours a week and having fun.

Multiplayer adds so much extra play time that it's some times hard to pick up a single player game when I know I'm buying something I will only play for 1/5th of what I would be playing something with it, or that I will rarely play at all because every time I log onto PSN/Xbox LIVE a friend will invite me to a party and go "Hey, lets play some Halo/CoD".

more than 3 years ago

Organs of UK Nuclear Workers Secretly Harvested; Energy Secretary Apologizes

Turn-X Alphonse Re:UK gov "sorry" = UK gov "we got caught" (309 comments)

There is no sense. Since Spitting image went off the air politicians here have had basically a get out of jail free card for everything short of killing babies.

They have a sense of entitlement to their jobs and half of them have never spent more than a couple of hours in any area they're supposed to represent, instead just jump on top of the latest news story and hope to ride it as far as possible.

more than 3 years ago

Games Workshop Goes After Fan Site

Turn-X Alphonse GW (174 comments)

GW have become the biggest problem in Wargaming, their game systems are terrible and their approach to making profits is "Jack up prices to make up for less customers". They keep releasing new editions which dumb the rules down and then they release army rulebooks where there is no balance (in Fantasy there are 3 tier 1 armies, you play 1 or you lose to them, in a game of 15 factions or so), but little kids buy into GW as the gateway drug. They are only just starting to release nice models, but you need so many of them it becomes insanely expensive to build any sort of real army.

If you're a wargamer and wish to play a good game and support a good company then get into Warmachine/Hordes. It's a more mature game with better quality miniatures, with balanced rules and a company that supports it's fans. Privateer press are updating to a MKII version for January, in doing so they have released the rules for every model and the main rulebook for MKII for free on PDF. They also consider fan feedback in balancing things, they are currently running a fieldtest for the beta rules for Hordes MKII, fans get to play the game and they can give feedback on how to buff/nerf a model if they wish. PP take this into consideration and did fix issues with Warmachine MKII models.

Privateer also support their game systems. They started out making D20 books but moved onto Wargaming (and now boardgames) and intend to return to the roleplaying side of things where possible, but in their bi-monthly Magazine you will always find 5 pages dedicated to a new scenario for the roleplaying, as well as about 10 pages of solid fluff for the Iron Kingdoms, some examples are alchemist guilds famous through out the land to how humans discovered magic and the secret society that grew up from that. To supplement this, their roleplaying books are now out of print, so they have put them up as PDFs for people to download from several E book sites.

Privateer press are not perfect and maybe in the future they will become the new GW, but as a wargamer I am happy to support a company that tries to support the community around it. One example that sticks out in my mind is there was a new faction released recently, on the forums people were discussing what their robots were made out of, no one was quite sure and one guy requested some official word. 20 minutes later the lead writer had posted with at least an A4 page's worth of text explaining every possible detail you could wish on the subject. PP isn't a small company and yet it's staff members still do things like this and get "into the trenches" with the fans.

Disclaimer : I play PP games, I don't work for them in any way. I dislike GW because I see what a mess they make and yet they keep selling people their personal brand of crack, which restricts the wargaming industry and does more harm than good in general.

more than 4 years ago

Main Toilet On ISS Craps Out

Turn-X Alphonse Re:Crew Fix. (219 comments)

Yes, the "Russian crew members" should be forced to all be plumbers to resolve problems like this. That'll sure be useful if the US and Russia ever have any political differences. Maybe every American sent into Space should be trained on all skills they could possibly need up there, so they can deal with any situation at hand instead. I mean it's not rocket science to make sure your crew is prepared for things like this, where as it's pretty damn stupid to depend on someone else doing it (although this an increasingly common attitude these days)

more than 5 years ago

BT Wants Cash For iPlayer, Video Bandwidth

Turn-X Alphonse Re:WTF? (229 comments)

BT is NOT unmetered. I got kicked off BT for "excessive use" a couple of years back. They considered it wrong to be connected for long periods of time and using software to redial when they dropped it.

more than 5 years ago

World's Oldest Blogger Dies At 97

Turn-X Alphonse Blogging is dangerous! (74 comments)

Extra Extra! Read all about it! Blogging may be fatal!

more than 5 years ago

Why Game Exclusivity Deals Are Feeding the Hate

Turn-X Alphonse Ghost busters (205 comments)

I've been a huge fan pretty much since birth and all this makes me think is that I won't be buying the game. I picked the 360 because it had more games and content I wanted to play, I was quite looking forward to the game but a year+ delay just means by the time it has a 360 release I will be buying something else and the game will be long forgotten. It's a shame that Sony are trying to sell their console instead of selling a game, their first priority should be to making profit and making successful games, not to screw a game's sales over by desperately clawing at a failing console.

The PS3 is in a bad position and is clearly in last place this generation, but they do themselves no favours by stealing a game from the 360, because they will lose far more in game sales (and reviving a franchise) than they will gain from getting a handful of new consoles sold. I don't really care for the fanboy crap and was tempted to buy a PSP for some games recently, but when I see Sony's commitment is to selling hardware and not selling great games, I question if I should be giving them money.

more than 5 years ago

Phony Wikipedia Entry Used By Worldwide Press

Turn-X Alphonse Re:Rat Race (391 comments)

As someone who is sitting here recovering from an operation I must strongly disagree with you. I met some damn incompetent people at the hospital and wouldn't of minded smacking them up side the head, but I also met some very good nurses and last time I checked my operation went well and that says my surgeon probably did his job pretty damn well.

We remember the incompetent far more than the competent, if people are doing their jobs well you will rarely hear about them but the moment they make 1 mistake there will be giant flashing billboards 3 inches from your nose. Not everyone is terrible at what they do, it's just if they do what they are meant to you will never have them stand out to you.

more than 5 years ago


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Gmail V2

Turn-X Alphonse Turn-X Alphonse writes  |  more than 9 years ago

Okay the other journal post was locked, so that goes out the window. If you want an account then post here. Sorry for the delay to the last few people. I'll be faster in the future. I've currently got 8 but knowing Google they will give me more in the very near future.

Jokes, funny stories etc. all welcome but not vital.

Gamecube icon because of fanboyism



Turn-X Alphonse Turn-X Alphonse writes  |  about 10 years ago

I'm now officially scared of my Slashdot reading. I've been reading most the day and made a few comments (one even got modded up worryingly). So I'm sitting here with several porn links open, theres lesbian porn on TV (channel 4 in the UK) and I'm sitting here writing ajournal entry and downloading a movie... and I don't have a fucking clue why.

I'd rather read geeks comments on the Sasser virus then I would look at two hot girls fingering each other.... I'm starting to wonder if my sexual prefrence has changed to a /. icon rather then a male or female one o.o


Gmail invites

Turn-X Alphonse Turn-X Alphonse writes  |  about 10 years ago

Got like 3 spare Gmail invites, if you want one leave a message and I'll hand them out. Give a good reason as to wanting one (or leave a funny joke not taken from and I'll give them to my favourite replies.

If I get any more I will select the next people based on these replies and the next ones, so if you miss out this time you may get it the day after.

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