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Germany Demands Google Forfeit Citizens' Wi-Fi Data

You'reJustSlashFlock You're just not getting it: (318 comments)

Microsoft = Evil

Google = Good

That's why we have the Borg King visage fo Microsoft and the friendly Google logo for Google.

more than 4 years ago

Google Rebuilds Docs Platform

You'reJustSlashFlock ONCE AGAIN (194 comments)

Google = good

Microsoft = evil

more than 4 years ago

"Midori" Concepts Materialize In .NET

You'reJustSlashFlock Where is the Borg King? (106 comments)

Oh great and powerful /. editors, where is that visage that you love so much? Representing the Evil that is present no place else in this universe.

more than 4 years ago

Piezo Crystals Harness Sound To Generate Hydrogen

You'reJustSlashFlock Fuck you /. elitists (187 comments)

I'm a bottom-dweller and I fuckin' like it that way. I don't want to be forced to read all of your high-minded, high-rated, hyperbolic waxing on bullshit you know nothing about and think you're making some sort of impact on the universe with because you had a stupid 2-paragraph, uninformed, heavily biased essay replete with missing words and other typographical errors get modded up by yet another set of heavily-biased clueless assholes.

I want to be down here with my brethren and view only our postings, as He intended things to be. Of course, that doesn't play well in the minds of the arrogant site owners who think that people only want to read what they want to read, so I'm left sifting through all the fuckin' bullshit that you elites puke out in ridiculous volumes.

Give me the option to have -1 given emphasis and leave me to post as much as I fuckin' like down here, you google-dick-sucking fucktards.

more than 4 years ago

Apple Loses Aussie Trademark Complaint Over "i" Name

You'reJustSlashFlock Re:Say what you want about Microsoft... (177 comments)

Apple was not founded by the Borg King, thus it cannot be Evil. And by no measure is Apple as large as Microsoft (including the size of the founders' charity foundation).

more than 4 years ago

T-Mobile's First HSPA+ Modem Goes On Sale Sunday

You'reJustSlashFlock Let's get butt-raped (74 comments)

These things are such a joke. I haven't seen any real increase in the actual d/l speed of wireless networks. I feel like we're in some Communist country where you read in the paper about the community 1000 miles away that got some incredible new thing and it's coming soon to your community, except it never actually does and taxes get higher and the work week gets longer and the commute gets drearier and the currency gets weaker and the prices get higher and...

more than 4 years ago

Jeff Jaffe Named CEO of W3C

You'reJustSlashFlock Bill Gates is the heart of evil. (145 comments)

We should make a new logo for the W3C with Jeff Jaffe as a Borg subordinate. You know, the reason /. only shows Gates' head is because the picture was snapped while it was removed from the body, as he is the Borg King.

more than 4 years ago

Cisco Introduces a 322 Tbit/sec. Router

You'reJustSlashFlock This standard has issues. (281 comments)

For example, is Library of Congress prime?

more than 4 years ago

Improving Education Through Better Teachers

You'reJustSlashFlock So where is the Borg Gates image? (446 comments)

Oh, that's right, he created the world's largest philanthropic foundation. Hard to forget about that when it's actually mentioned directly in the summary. Best to leave it out since we don't want to look cruel and cold to charities - only their funding sources are evil.

more than 4 years ago

Microsoft Behind Google Complaints To EC

You'reJustSlashFlock This is for the /. n00b's: (346 comments)

Google: GOOD
Microsoft: BAD

End of discussion.

more than 4 years ago

Open Gov Tracker Reveals Best US Open Government Ideas

You'reJustSlashFlock Re:You mean the one that thought slavery was okay? (147 comments)

Do you ever think to consider that amending the constitution is part of the constructionist view?

Have you ever read the constitution?

more than 4 years ago

Open Gov Tracker Reveals Best US Open Government Ideas

You'reJustSlashFlock Hey, here's an idea: (147 comments)

How about we follow the constitution?

more than 4 years ago

ACTA Internet Chapter Leaked — Bad For Everyone

You'reJustSlashFlock The hiding of the bill's creation is only half (410 comments)

The hiding of the bill's creation is only half of the fearful part of the legislative process.

The DMCA was passed with not one legislature sigining a name to it. It passed the House through voice vote and the Senate through unanimous consent. They knew what they were doing.

more than 4 years ago

Bill Gates Knows What You Did Last Summer

You'reJustSlashFlock It's only Evil when Microsoft does it (303 comments)

When Google does it, it's okay.  Thats why Slashdot has the evil Borg for Bill Gates and the friendly Google logo for Google.

more than 4 years ago

Game Difficulty As a Virtue

You'reJustSlashFlock Virtual virtues (204 comments)

Don't get enough money to hire two hookers at the same time.

more than 4 years ago


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