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Adafruit To Teach Electronics Through Puppets In New Kids Show

Zenmonkeycat Re:timing chip? (68 comments)

I hope you don't mind seeing Hans get into an orgy with Cappy and a bunch of other sexy, sexy components. What's really freaky is how if he gets it on with the right group, he'll be turned on and off again repeatedly, the filthy pervert.

more than 2 years ago

Netbook-Run Dice Robot Can Rack Up 1.3 Million Rolls a Day

Zenmonkeycat Saving throw? (280 comments)

Now I can finally realize my dream of a real-time GURPS campaign, where you roll on every single action.
"Okay, I step forward."
"Success. You move one hex."
"I step forward again."
"Success. You move another hex."
"I take another step."
"Oh, critical failure! You actually trip and fall backwards one hex!"
"I'm going to kill the GM."
"Failure. You do no damage."
"No, that wasn't an action, I really am going to come across the table and kill you."

more than 5 years ago

Comic Sans, Font of Ill Will

Zenmonkeycat Comic Sans and Business (503 comments)

I used to work at a print shop. We offered document services like graphic design in addition to our standard "photocopy bind laminate" stuff. Our owner billed herself as a great graphic designer, but I'll be damned if she didn't use Comic Sans in every design. Even people who said "Yeah, can you use Times please?" would get Comic Sans, often dark green on a pink background. I once did something for a client which everyone thought was pretty damn good, and she went in a changed the colors and font to some horrible mix of pastels and Comic Sans. Then she told the client that I'd done it, and he asked her to redo it so it "wasn't so terrible."

more than 5 years ago

Christian Group Prepares To Mark Wii as 'Porn Portal'

Zenmonkeycat Porn Portal (565 comments)

Anything, and I mean anything, can be used to look at porn. In fact, I would argue that some of the hottest chicks I ever saw were ASCII nudes on various BBSes.

Thank god for the VICmodem.

more than 7 years ago


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