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EFF Says Mark Shuttleworth Is Wrong About Trademark

ae1294 Re:Ubuntu TM (103 comments)

I resend Alchemememe... I am the MeMe... I am over 9000.000.000.0

about 8 months ago
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EFF Says Mark Shuttleworth Is Wrong About Trademark

ae1294 Re:Ubuntu TM (103 comments)

I fucking didn't sign shit assholes and you will pay the full fee which is free...

\Luke Payton - Master of Chaos and the New World Orderer. \

about 8 months ago
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EFF Says Mark Shuttleworth Is Wrong About Trademark

ae1294 Re:Ubuntu TM (103 comments)

Pursuant to section (4)(g)8.3; you may each of you send 1.0 Bitcoins to spend address 1DquDGdVmfhULMHnnvB9psKs3LCSo2QdFz

In order to apply for amnesty.

Otherwise, you, and others in your social network may be subject to prosecution under the fullest extent of the law, including acts of Trademark terrorism under the AT act, and friends may be subject to charges of Treason under the Anti-Friends of Terrorists act.

I hate the NSA you can all go die in a fire for all I fuck all per I don't give a fuck my life is already broken dot com...

about 8 months ago
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We're Safe From the Latest SARS-Like Disease...For the Moment

ae1294 Re:Healthcare Quality (106 comments)

Because what, viruses can tell your religion?

Only if god made em in his image!

about 8 months ago
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Military Drone Lost Over Lake Ontario

ae1294 Re:And then... (258 comments)

We haven't forgot 1812 and are bidding our time until we can invade and destroy you o Canada... and with great justice because we didn't start it!

about 8 months ago
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Military Drone Lost Over Lake Ontario

ae1294 Re:In other news... (258 comments)

In other news, Iran took credit for the downing of this drone as well, saying they have already begun disassembling it and that 'Murica should be very afraid. Pictures have already appeared on the internet of Iranians holding cans of Ginger Ale and eating pancakes, showing their cunning ability to blend in with the indigenous population in order to get close enough to strike at the very heart of the imperialist dogs!

I heard North Korea did it

Your thinking of their weapons of mass erection project..

about 8 months ago
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Military Drone Lost Over Lake Ontario

ae1294 Re:In other news... (258 comments)

Hey leave my wives out of this!

about 8 months ago
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Military Drone Lost Over Lake Ontario

ae1294 Re:Let me be the First to Say... (258 comments)

Well yes but we need to see your drone hunter lenience now! Like those exist! lol.... (spelling lie-sens is hard)

about 8 months ago
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EFF Says Mark Shuttleworth Is Wrong About Trademark

ae1294 Re:Ubuntu TM (103 comments)

Dear mysidia: You have used the word Ubuntu in your comment. Please be advised that there is a chance now that some crazy folken at Canonical may approach you with a C&D letter, over the use of their 'holy' name; prithee take care.

Posted as AC, for obvious reasons.

Dear 127.0.0.1 we know who you are as we backtracked your IP and are informing you that you used words in your post... All of which are now owned by one or more of our clients... you will die.... thank you...

about 8 months ago
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SnapChat Turns Down $3 Billion Offer From Facebook

ae1294 Re:Wise Decision (188 comments)

Yes it was just like that time I turned down that 3-sum with those two actrative bi-girls because I know I'm worth at least 3 but probably 7 hot ones and two stright girls included for free....

about 8 months ago
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SnapChat Turns Down $3 Billion Offer From Facebook

ae1294 Re:The year 2000 called (188 comments)

hey now give the guy a break he has standard oil stock and new stocks in the generator sector and was trying to do his own pump on this pump story... I heard you like pumping so he put in moar pumping action...

about 8 months ago
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Soylent: No Food For 30 Days

ae1294 Re:Yuck (440 comments)

I think they just got rid of the dollar menu and changed it to the dollar and moar menu where shit costs more than 1$....

about 8 months ago
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EPA Makes Most Wood Stoves Illegal

ae1294 Re:Horrible for the rural poor (1143 comments)

Yes troll is obvious troll... point still stands... all of you are fucking hopelessly slaves... and will remain so...

about 8 months ago
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EPA Makes Most Wood Stoves Illegal

ae1294 Re:Horrible for the rural poor (1143 comments)

I'm already dead... Thanks though... Yes 6 million.... yes that includes you....

about 8 months ago
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EPA Makes Most Wood Stoves Illegal

ae1294 Re:Horrible for the rural poor (1143 comments)

Carbon Neutral and one of the worst air particulate polluters.

If you want it to be clean get a damn pellet stove.

Sure he will be happy for you to pay for one.... You know since it's such a big deal that some rual family cuts down trees on their land to burn that you need to run around screeming about how they are killing the world. Why don't you really regulate tankers and enforce the laws we have and fine companies proper that don't give a shit about a billion $ fine because they made 10 billion by ignoring the law...

I fucking hate obama.. RULE OF LAW, RULE OF LAW... What an asshole.... I hate Congress... I hate the states... I hate government... Honestly I hate everyone.... Let the world burn..... let it all burn down...

We need about 6 billion less people on earth and the US is rome and it's about time for it to be done....

This message brought to you by someone who see's all of you as fucking stupid and hopelessly lost on the little issues that don't fucking mater... Liberal, Conservitive, tea party.. LOL.... you are all fucking slaves... each and every one of you are fucking slaves.... LOL....

I can't wait until it all burns down and you are all dead... along with me.... humans need to fucking die..... Such stupid fucking things we are to be controled by so few... This should be obvous at this point but honestly we are all hopelessly ignorant....

about 8 months ago
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EPA Makes Most Wood Stoves Illegal

ae1294 Re: rentals (1143 comments)

You just siad why... They lie and make you sign a fucking lease and you get all your crap in and then it's a fucking pain to move you and your family so you just stay and complain and the landlord doesn't give a shit. I'd think they should have to be honest and upfront about utilities. Most of these things can be checked every few years and a basic calculation done by any half ass compadent contractor but then you gotta police them for fruad and no one ever thinks to do that.

It's easier to just let greed do its thang...

about 8 months ago
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Snowden Used Social Engineering To Get Classified Documents

ae1294 Re:Snowden is a hero! (276 comments)

You do that and you'll get nuked right back, sweetie.

Nah all the guards are asleep and there was a fire sale at the weapons depo over the past few nights... You know they removed all the codes in the 80s right?

about 8 months ago
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NSA Monitored Calls of 35 World Leaders

ae1294 Re:Nothing of Value (310 comments)

Can't we implement the NSA in Minecraft and be done with them...

about 9 months ago

Submissions

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gpf-comics.com seized for Harry Potter Parity

ae1294 ae1294 writes  |  more than 3 years ago

ae1294 (1547521) writes "The online comic known as General Protection Fault or simply GPF has apparently been seized by the U.S. Department of Justice for publishing a parity of the book "Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets"."
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Tevatron data hints at 'multiple God particles'

ae1294 ae1294 writes  |  more than 4 years ago

ae1294 (1547521) writes "According to a new study from the DZero experiment over at the Tevatron, physicists could be hunting five "God particles" instead of the one.
There may be multiple versions of the elusive Higgs boson as results show much more significant "asymmetry" of matter and anti-matter — beyond what could be explained by the Standard Model. This data may point to new laws of physics beyond the current accepted theory — known as the Standard Model. Note: No black holes where harmed in the writing of this article."

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Google Caving to Preasure

ae1294 ae1294 writes  |  about 5 years ago

ae1294 (1547521) writes "I ran a search today on google, something I do pretty much every day but I was rather shocked when the following result came back.

In response to a complaint we received under the US Digital Millennium Copyright Act, we have removed 23 result(s) from this page. If you wish, you may read the DMCA complaint that caused the removal(s) at ChillingEffects.org.

I was searching for a jailbreak app but I guess I NOW have to find another search engine that isn't going to cave into the pressure to be totally free from anything some corporation might not like since google is now accepting DMCA requests with no verification apparently.

There is NO good reason for a search engine to respond to DMCA requests. The internet is nothing more than a bunch of links. I thought we already went over this about 37 times already in court."
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Woman accused - targeting girl, 9, with Craigslist

ae1294 ae1294 writes  |  about 5 years ago

ae1294 (1547521) writes "A Long Island, New York, social worker is facing two misdemeanor charges after allegedly posting a sexually suggestive ad on Craigslist that gave interested parties the home phone number of a 9-year-old girl. Margery Tannenbaum posted the ad to get revenge after an argument between her daughter and the girl, who attend the same school in Hauppauge, New York.

According to Suffolk County authorities, the mother of the girl intercepted calls before her daughter answered. She said she received 22 calls in one day, in all around 40 calls from various men who saw the ad, including some seeking an escort service. In one, the mother is quoted as saying, "This is her mother. Can I help you?" to which the male replied, "Oh. Hot lady lives with foxy mamma?" The caller hung up after the girl's mother told him the "hot girl" he was referring to was 9 years old."

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Journals

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Alaska's Rat Island finally rat-free after 229 years!

ae1294 ae1294 writes  |  more than 5 years ago

http://www.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUSTRE55B66920090612 is reporting that Alaska's famous tourist destination 'Rat Island' is now rat-free after 229 years! Apparently this sobering success was a joint effort between the U.S. federal government and several 'Conservation' groups and involved spending more than 2.5 million dollars to drop poison onto the island from helicopter-hoisted buckets for a week and a half last autumn. A Mr. Tony Soprano was quoted as saying that "currently there are no signs that any of those damn rats survived but since the Rats ruled the island in question since the 1780's we ain't going to be sure until we're sure". He went on to say that "for all we know there might still be a couple of happy rats still hiding out there and this all could have been for nothing".

The island was infested by the non-native Norway Rats whom apparently jumped from a sinking Japanese ship way back in 1780. They reportedly ruled the island with an iron claw, terrorizing and killing all but the largest birds on the island and being total dicks.

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ae's Movie Quote Of The Day - They Live (1988) #2

ae1294 ae1294 writes  |  more than 5 years ago

I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can. - Nada

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ae's Movie Quote Of The Day - They Live (1988)

ae1294 ae1294 writes  |  more than 5 years ago

Brother, life's a bitch... and she's back in heat. - Nada

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ae's Movie Quote Of The Day: Army of Darkness (1992)

ae1294 ae1294 writes  |  more than 5 years ago

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? -Ash

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ae's Movie Quote Of The Day: Whore 2 (1994) #2

ae1294 ae1294 writes  |  more than 5 years ago

In a world full of losers .... she was a loser.

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ae's Movie Quote Of The Day: Whore 2 (1994)

ae1294 ae1294 writes  |  more than 5 years ago

Today I met a girl..... One of the Prostitutes...

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