Business-Suitable Document Authentication System?
I think the famous last words ought to be "but then he'd be using Lotus Notes". Having to use Lotus Notes is not a pleasant experience for anyone and I don't think you should increase the amount of misery in the world, which is what you'd be doing if they switched to notes.
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Excellent last line, that is, or is almost, Syllepsis (I don't know exactly) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeugma#Syllepsis Perhaps one more clause though?
I call your excuse lame, your post BS and your ass tubby.