top Where are the Flying Cars? (Video; Part One of Two)
Fuck the flying cars, we have a tough time enough just getting electric cars on the road...
Reminded me of George Carlin...
"We're gonna go to Mars. And then of course we're gonna colonize deep space. With our microwave hot dogs and plastic vomit, fake dog shit and cinnamon dental floss, lemon-scented toilet paper and sneakers with lights in the heels. And all these other impressive things we've done down here. But let me ask you this: what are we gonna tell the intergalactic council of ministers the first time one of our teenage mothers throws their newborn baby into a dumpster? How are we gonna explain that to the space people? How are we gonna let them know that our ambassador was only late for the meeting because his breakfast was cold and he had to spend half an hour punching his wife around the kitchen? And what are they gonna think when they find out, its just a local custom, that over 80 million women in the Third world have had their clitorises forcibly removed in order to reduce their sexual pleasure so they won't cheat on their husbands? Can't you just sense how eager the rest of the universe is for us to show up?"
- George Carlin, Complaints and Grievances
top 'Curiosity' Lead Engineer Suggests Printing Humans On Other Planets
Send a printer to some uninhabitable planet and print people on there to die.
top Games That Make Players Act Like Psychopaths
As long as you keep the gators fed.
Why We Crave Horror Movies
top NASA Mars Rover Begins Examining Strange Slab Nicknamed "Windjana"
No life... just lots and lots of oil...
top If I could change what's "typical" about typical laptops ...
Perhaps hinges that will not snap. Or screws that will not strip.
Capacitors that actually last the lifetime of the laptop, not just past the warranty?
top CCTV Hack Takes Casino For $33 Million
I thought about this too, but maybe it was at a "feature" table made for TV with camera's built into the table...
about a year and a half ago
top We Aren't the World: Why Americans Make Bad Study Subjects
I always knew Americans were poor examples of human beings!
about a year and a half ago
top Give me a solder gun, and I can produce ...
You call it slag, I call it art!
top New Signs Voyager Is Nearing Interstellar Space
What I want to know is what would have happened if he'd pulled out a Dildo.
Then they would know they were fucked...
top Rethinking Rail Travel: Boarding a Moving Train
You always have some yahoo holding open the door for his slow walking friend. What's the train going to do when the moving platform comes to the end of the line? Cut his arm off?
top Right-Wing German Extremists Tricked By Trojan Shirts
I cant wait for a PETA shirt to turn into an ad for bacon!!!
top Can Urine Rescue Hydrogen-Powered Cars?
I look forward to the day that pissing in a gas tank just might help you get to your next gas station.
top GM, Utilities Partner To Advance Plug-In Hybrids
We already have the
ZENN car, but it is not allowed on most Canadian streets, so unless GM can eliminate government bureaucracy we won't be seeing the Volt any time soon.