"Anonymous" Hacks Palin's Private Email
Seriously, spend some time on 4chan's /b/ board for a while and you'll realise who silly what you just said is.
And, at the same time, you'll realize how much more important it is to the internet than this site will ever be. /b/ fucks around and it gets noticed. Slashdot pontificates daily and it (rightfully) gets completely ignored.