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The Lancet Recants Study Linking Autism To Vaccine

aquatone282 Too Late (590 comments)

Once the celebrities start spouting the nonsense, it's too late.

The female 18-50 market segment won't let go of it for another five years.

Thanks Lancet! Thanks Hollywood!

more than 4 years ago

Why "Running IT As a Business" Is a Bad Idea

aquatone282 IT Are Like Janitors (364 comments)

Janitors don't produce any revenue for a company, but they are necessary for the people who do.

The same goes for IT staff. Unless your company is selling IT services, they don't produce any revenue for the company but are necessary for the people who do.

IT people understand a developer's job about as much as a janitor does.

Seriously - get overselves and STOP finding ways to make my job more difficult. MY job produces the revenue that pays YOUR salary.

more than 4 years ago

Why Do So Many Terrorists Have Engineering Degrees

aquatone282 Simple - Engineering Students Don't Get Laid (736 comments)

If you're getting laid, you're much less likely to hate your fellow human beings and desire to blow them (and sometimes yourself) up.

more than 4 years ago

Man Tries To Use Explosive Device On US Flight

aquatone282 Please Mod OP "-1 Redundant" (809 comments)

I wonder how long it will be before someone posts a foaming-at-the-mouth diatribe against Dick Cheney. . ?


more than 4 years ago

As 2010 approaches, I expect the next year ...

aquatone282 Re:As good as any time to make a change (444 comments)

And you think its going to get any better AFTER you're married?

Bwa ha ha ha!

Sorry - couldn't resist. Much joy and happiness to you both.

more than 4 years ago

The best pizza I have ever had, I found ...

aquatone282 Anything With Anchovies (920 comments)

And it's pretty much guaranteed the anchovies will keep moochers way.

more than 4 years ago

The best pizza I have ever had, I found ...

aquatone282 Helen Back, Fort Walton Beach, Florida, USA (920 comments)

Alas, the OLD Helen Back pizza, the one with the salt-rimmed crust.

Now it sucks, but its still a great place to pick-up crazy off-duty strippers late at night.

more than 4 years ago

My resting pulse, as of today, is ...

aquatone282 I Don't Want To Know (329 comments)

Once upon a time when I watched my diet and exercised 6 days a week, it used to be around 55-60 bpm. But now, after my second divorce and a year of booze, cigarettes, and high-fat foods who knows where its at - maybe 70 bpm resting if I'm lucky.

But I sure as hell am a lot happier.

more than 4 years ago

Find DARPA's Balloons, Win $40K

aquatone282 Only 10 Balloons? (252 comments)

Shouldn't it be neunundneunzig?

about 5 years ago

Linear measure of books on shelves in my dwelling:

aquatone282 Missing Option: (576 comments)

Libraries of Congress, dammit!

more than 5 years ago

Google Partners With Twitter For Search

aquatone282 So, If I Google "Kayne West" (108 comments)

I'm going to get 140,000,000 hits of "RT @mrmarky RIP Kayne West Imma let you finish, but balloon boy had the best hoax of all time lol!"


more than 5 years ago

Texas Teen Arrested Under New Online Harassment Law

aquatone282 plzdiethx Tag (494 comments)

God, I love /. humor.

more than 5 years ago



aquatone282 aquatone282 writes  |  more than 8 years ago

aquatone282 writes "A story in yesterday's Washington Examiner reports VeriChip Inc. is "lobbying the Pentagon for the right to implant chips under the skins of the nearly 1.4 million U.S. military personnel."

"VeriChip hopes that the chips will replace the metal dog tags that have been worn by U.S. military personnel since 1906."

"The potential for this technology doesn't just stop at the civilian level," a VeriChip spokeswoman said."


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