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Postal III, Source Engine Still Coming To Linux

aussieslovethecock Re:and they say (90 comments)

linux don't get good games.

WTF? Fuck you Ebonics master. You dirty piece of shit.

more than 3 years ago
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Are Gamers Safer Drivers?

aussieslovethecock Re:Depends on the game (220 comments)

I'd like to safely drive my wang up your anus. Okaylah?

more than 3 years ago
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Razer Unveils Portable Gaming Device Concept

aussieslovethecock Razer, really? (66 comments)

I just find it so surreal that these guys, every single time there's a new chance to come to market, they put out a seemingly non-erotic product that has no use when I put it in my pants. Wankerrrrrrrrrrs!

more than 3 years ago
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White House Fingers PlayStation As Obesity Culprit

aussieslovethecock Re:The real culprits? (477 comments)

Alarindris you're probably an aussie, cause you love my cock.

more than 3 years ago
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Low-level iOS4.1 exploit discovered

aussieslovethecock not surprised (1 comments)

all of apple's software and hardware is complete shit so this just goes to show you that you're much better off with Windows. Fuck, you might even go for linux if you're a little pussy, but damn, just stay the fuck away from apple and their shitty products.

more than 3 years ago
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Sorting Algorithm Breaks Giga-Sort Barrier, With GPUs

aussieslovethecock it's a shame that it's only on integer keys... (187 comments)

because the "giga-sort" barrier, as they so eloquently put it, has yet to be conquered in other important fields. Like my dick for instance, which is gigantic but can't be handled by any normal algorithms due to it's ridiculous size.

about 4 years ago
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Pentagon Confirms 2008 Computer Breach — 'Worst Ever'

aussieslovethecock Re:Was it Windows, again? (157 comments)

oh my god when will you fucking linux fanboys ever shut the fuck up already? no one gives two fucking shits about your insignificant penguin empire. Windows rules the market. Get the FUCK over it, bitch.

about 4 years ago
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Pentagon Confirms 2008 Computer Breach — 'Worst Ever'

aussieslovethecock Re:This is likely why MS has GPOs in W7 (157 comments)

You can shove your "related note" up your ass, you little shit. No one gives two flying fucks about how much you love to suck-off Linus Torvalds and stroke his cock.

about 4 years ago
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Many Popular Windows Apps Ignore Security Options

aussieslovethecock Re:Wait a minute (202 comments)

The Linux kernel (and presumably Unix/BSD) just does ASLR whether you want it or not, and distro packagers enable the NX bit in some kernels.

and that's why it's a useless piece of shit.

more than 4 years ago
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Unusual, Obscure, and Useful Linux Distros

aussieslovethecock Re:Needs a mirror? (221 comments)

shut up, fag. Your joke is fucking stupid.

more than 4 years ago
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Unusual, Obscure, and Useful Linux Distros

aussieslovethecock Re:pfsense? (221 comments)

what's the difference, you jew?

more than 4 years ago
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Apple Hires Antenna Engineers. Really.

aussieslovethecock Re:Yes... but... (417 comments)

um, what the fuck?

more than 4 years ago
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LHC smashes beam collision record

aussieslovethecock 10,000 particles per second- not possible. (2 comments)

This guy Andrei Golutvin should check his math. To create that many collisions per second, he'd have to violate several laws of physics. The most prominent one obviously being the law that says my penis is bigger than yours.

more than 4 years ago
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Programmable Origami

aussieslovethecock another potential application for this tech... (84 comments)

Now, my knowledge of physics may be a little bit fuzzy, (and of general relativity, even more-so) but using the principals laid out by these guys, doesn't it make it slightly easier even theoretically to take a large penis (preferably black in color) and shove it right up your ass?

more than 4 years ago
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Company Protects Australians With Its "Portector"

aussieslovethecock read my nick (18 comments)

nuff said.

more than 4 years ago
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New Zealand U-Turns, Will Grant Software Patents

aussieslovethecock Re:Citation needed? (94 comments)

Would it kill someone to email the blog's author and ask why it was deleted?

why don't you do it yourself you lazy fuck.

more than 4 years ago
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New Zealand U-Turns, Will Grant Software Patents

aussieslovethecock once again... (94 comments)

We've lost a great battle in the war against piracy. Can't we all get together in this and start pushing for a HUGE COCK in your mouth ?!

more than 4 years ago

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