The Linux Foundation's UEFI Secure Boot Pre-Bootloader Delayed
One would assume that the administrator of a headless server is clued up enough to load their own key into UEFI and doesn't need this workaround in any case.
Microsoft Secretly Beheads Notorious Waledac Botnet
...but where will I get all my v14gra now??
OSDL Denies Rewriting Kernel
Indeed - code rot is a well known phenomenon.
If the kernel is not re-written soon, it will start slowing down and maybe break altogether!