Americans Don't Want Targeted Ads
I would much rather have advertisements than have the alternative, paying cash.
What To Cover In a Short "DIY Tech" Course?
Because nothing says a good time like Electrostatic Discharge.
eBay Denies New Design Is Broken, Blames Users
you crazy kids
than one word
on a line.
OS Performance — Snow Leopard, Windows 7, and Ubuntu 9.10
Seriously, if you aren't running it on the same hardware why even fucking bother?
English Wikipedia Reaches 3 Million Articles
Well it's true Wikipedia does a lot more traffic than Slashdot, Alexa rankings are total bullshit.
Scientists Create Artificial Bones From Wood
I've been making bones from wood since puberty, these scientists obviously never took health class in middle school.
First Internet-Connected Pacemaker Goes Live
Otherwise that lady is going to be in for quite the surprise when the pacemaker starts looking at youporn.
Is Intel Killing 12-Inch Displays On Netbooks?
That used to be true of a desktop.
Firefox 3.6 Alpha 1 Released
Getting the code right to link to something on Slashdot is so hard not even the editors can get it. Maybe that's a sign of something.
Malaysian Government Wants Internet Filtering
I think the reason they don't censor the internet in Russia is because the government knows it would get it's ass handed to them by the good citizens of the internet if they did.
Garbage Collection Algorithms Coming For SSDs
They will be Idle whenever Slashdot needs something stupid to post.
Microsoft Hardware Demos Pressure-Sensitive Keyboard
Rubber dome keys, keys do different things based on different pressures, extra useless features, won't be hard to type on at all.
Murdoch Demands Kindle Users' Info
Quality journalism really isn't cheap, Slashdot can't even bother to link to an actual source for any of this information.
NASA's New Telescope Finds Exoplanet Atmosphere
Sony Takes Aim At Amazon's Kindle
Maybe they should join up with Amazon. That sounds right up their alley.
Medical Papers By Ghostwriters Pushed Hormone Therapy
In the US you can sue just about anyone for just about anything. It's just a question of whether or not you will win.
xkcd To Be Released In Book Form
Hey can you fix the Slashdot CSS while you're here?
Has Conficker Been Abandoned By Its Authors?
Wow, looks like you're the first one to get their wireless driver working.
Microsoft Drops Windows 7 E Editions
"This way more users get to see how good $fanboysbrowserofchoice is too."
EMI Only Selling CDs To Mega-Chains From Now On
Well at least this will give Slashdot to justify their pirating ways.