top Scientists Solve Mystery of World-Traveling Plant
"Are you suggesting that bottle gourds migrate?"
top Ask Slashdot: When Is It OK To Not Give Notice?
Not giving notice will look bad to both your new employer and your old. Why care about your old? You may end up working with some of those people again. Best to leave on a good note.
During my most recent job change, my old employer expected 4 weeks notice. Obviously, my new employer was not happy to hear that. In the end I compromised and gave 3 weeks. While no one was ecstatic, they both understood that I was trying to be as fair as possible.
top Sony Launches Internet Service Offering Twice the Speed of Google Fiber
But my speed tests show 13Mb down, so GREAT DEAL!
about a year and a half ago
top Rand Paul Launches a Filibuster Against Drone Strikes On US Soil
"As part of the filibuster, Rand Paul will be reading through the script of 'Battlestar Galactica'. His aides are out shopping for an appropriately slinky red dress."
Serious, heard it on reddit.
top America's Real Criminal Element: Lead
I only consume unleaded ice cream. Am I still susceptible?
top Islamic Hacker Group Resumes Attacks On Banks
Yes, it's obvious that Bank of America produced that video. Now excuse me while I go throw pinecones at the moon in support of the Kyoto treaty.
top The Ongoing Case of Rakofsky vs. Internet
Can I be sued for criticizing his lawsuit?
Sir, I hereby criticize your lawsuit.
top Cook's Magazine Claims Web Is Public Domain
Someone should have called these folks in to testify at the Jammie Thomas-Resset hearings yesterday!
top Getting Beyond the Helldesk
Yes, I expect my end users will soon be patching software themselves. Time to start looking for a new profession...
top Website Security Without Breaking the Bank?
This is a good idea. While ponies will not help to secure code, they make everyone feel better.
Additionally, log in users over a secure connection and never email passwords. Wait, er,