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Pope Francis To Issue Encyclical On Global Warming

bizitch How perfectly appropriate - (341 comments)

The leader of one very large religion joining forces with the very large religion of MMGW.

All MMGW religion is "settled science" with no need for the denying heretics to be heard

Facts be damned! - we "believe" in MMGW!

about a month ago

Average American Cable Subscriber Gets 189 Channels and Views 17

bizitch Re: 200 channels... (340 comments)

And I've got second sight!

about 9 months ago

Senator Accuses CIA of Snooping On Intelligence Committee Computers

bizitch Re:Schadenfreude (242 comments)

People deserve the government they elect - People of California - you deserve this hypocritical retard

about a year ago

Target Confirms Point-of-Sale Malware Was Used In Attack

bizitch Re:Quick fix for the POS POS machines ... (250 comments)

True -

I understand there would be more to lock down - but it doesn't sound like they had isolated the POS at all

1 year,16 days

Target Confirms Point-of-Sale Malware Was Used In Attack

bizitch Quick fix for the POS POS machines ... (250 comments)

Assuming these POS POS machines suck when it comes to security ... why not

- Install them on their own VLAN in stores
- Deny the VLAN internet access

Simple n'est–ce pas?

1 year,16 days

The NSA Is Collecting Lots of Spam

bizitch Spam - the perfect cloak (159 comments)

So if I want to do terrorist stuff - I should probably hide my communications inside emails about ch3ap V!agr@. Eventually the NSA will have to get a mail washer to help filter out the crap and my criminal activity will go un-noticed.

about a year ago

NASDAQ Trading Halted Due To "Technical Issue"

bizitch Right about now ... (240 comments)

.... there is a group of engineers ...

- Flop sweating their asses off
- Furiously searching their email for that ass-covering memo to their boss about the pricey "redundant this" or "redundant that" that the boss was too cheap to get
- Wondering if there is enough alcohol on earth for what they will need later tonight

about a year and a half ago

FiOS User Finds Limit of 'Unlimited' Data Plan: 77 TB/Month

bizitch 77TB!? (573 comments)

At 77TB - this guy has an awful lot of friends - and his friends must also be consuming gobs of BW as well

77TB for a business is an insane amount of bandwidth - wtf is some dude doing with that?

about a year and a half ago

Michigan Police Could Search Cell Phones During Traffic Stops

bizitch encryption? (525 comments)

Could this not be defeated with encryption? Is there something out there for Android?

Every now and then, I get a fresh reminder of why I really hate police.

more than 3 years ago

Democrats Crowdsourcing To Vote Palin In Primaries

bizitch Go go HilDog (1128 comments)

I say we use this for true evil - Draft Hillary 2012!

about 4 years ago

Paris To Test Banning SUVs In the City

bizitch Excellent ... (509 comments)

... I can feel the earth getting cooler by the minute! ... oh wait a sec

more than 4 years ago

US May Disable All Car Phones, Says Trans. Secretary

bizitch What bothers me about this crusade is ... (1065 comments)

That La Hood dude wants to nuke all cell phones while driving - even ones with hands free bluetooth connections

Following that logic - i.e. that talking while driving is distracting ..... .... do we then require people in the passenger seats to wear gags?

more than 4 years ago

How Google Avoided Paying $60 Billion In Taxes

bizitch How can this be? (1193 comments)

I thought the Google being a good solid liberal company - Obama's number 5 contributor - would do the good American patriotic thing and pay confiscatory tax rates on it's profits .... I am so disillusioned now *sob*

more than 4 years ago

Ozzy Osbourne To Be Genetically Decoded

bizitch Re:Better idea (256 comments)

... and all the awesome music they would generate ;)

more than 4 years ago

HP and Yahoo To Spam Your Printer

bizitch So let me get this straight .... (397 comments)

When I am printing my very important sales proposal - and HP/Yahoo inject spam into it - and this costs me my sale .... I can sue their balls off yes?

more than 4 years ago



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