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Republicans Block Latest Attempt At Curbing NSA Power

bmxeroh Re:Thanks Obama... (445 comments)

Pretty sure the "Wait..." signified the obvious joke. Big woosh to you, sir.

about a month ago
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Discovery Claims It Will Show a Man Being "Eaten Alive" By an Anaconda

bmxeroh Re:It turned out when they actually filmed it (164 comments)

There have been a few other people to invoke Sir Mix-a-Lot so far in these comments, but your set up was by far the best.

about a month and a half ago
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Siberian Discovery Suggests Almost All Dinosaurs Were Feathered

bmxeroh Re:Dang... (139 comments)

That's what we thought. You can go lie back down now.

about 5 months ago
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Here Comes the Panopticon: Insurance Companies

bmxeroh Re:real vs pretend (353 comments)

Pretend nothing. Last year it was a simple, "fill out this questionnaire and enroll in one of these quick online courses and save $30 bucks a month." This year we have to do the same questionnaire, same courses, "oh but also go to your doctor and have a physical and blood work done, and here send this form back with all the results while your at it. Don't like our end run around of HIPPA regs? Enjoy paying $35 extra a month."

about 5 months ago
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Encryption Keys For Kim Dotcom's Data Can't Be Given To FBI, Court Rules

bmxeroh Re:Umm... (149 comments)

I was going to append another -tard to your -tard, but then I realized we'd be left with one of two possible meme outcomes. Xzibit or turtles, you pick.

about 5 months ago
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Former FCC Head: "We Should Be Ashamed of Ourselves" For State of Broadband

bmxeroh Re: About time (118 comments)

Yeah and the speed test you posted is for Mbps, not Gbps. Huge difference. The comment about 40 Gbps is legit though.

about 6 months ago
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What It's Like To Be the Scientific Consultant For The Big Bang Theory

bmxeroh Re:Not for Nerds (253 comments)

Since your peaked out on score, I'm just going to add a hearty, "amen to that" in regards to television just absolutely catering to the lowest common denominator. If you want a good representative example of just how stupid the average person is, watch "None of the Above" on NatGeo. I was excited when I first saw commercials for it thinking it was going to be a nerdy physics type show, but couldn't make it through the entire first episode as it turns out that it's basically 9th grade science class. I've given up on Discovery Network almost all together. TLC is a joke, THC is moronic 23.5 hours out of the day, and I can't quite wrap my head around what crab fishing has to do with the Discovery Channel. Thankfully some of the extended DN channels have some decent programming for at least an hour or so a day.

about 8 months ago
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Last Month's "Planet X" Announcement Was Probably Wrong

bmxeroh Re:If they *do* find it... (44 comments)

I almost fell out of my chair. That was good.

about 8 months ago
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Sony and Toyota Bring Real-Life Racing Into the Game World

bmxeroh Tracks (42 comments)

And only available on three tracks in Japan. Certainly not my local circuit, and I would guess not most peoples local circuit here either. The article also mentions that other tracks are able to join, however I'm guessing this in only tracks that are in GT6, or at least could be in some future DLC. Ultimately it is neat, but being such a limited use case really not that exciting.

about 8 months ago
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The Bitcoin Death Star: KnC Plans 10 Megawatt Data Center In Sweden

bmxeroh Re:Slashdot death rattle (250 comments)

What if we offered Dice to click the ads for them if we get to keep classic? I'd be ok turning off adblock once a week and clicking through a couple of ads for a few minutes.

about 10 months ago
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Confessions Of an Ex-TSA Agent: Secrets Of the I.O. Room

bmxeroh Re: and the TSA exists because... (393 comments)

Let me know how that works for you. Protip: your tax payments aren't due in April, they're due the day you get paid. For practical reasons, they let you pay them quarterly if they're not withheld by your employer, buts rest assured you'll have penalties to pay if you wait until April.

Extra protip: Don't take tax advice from someone on Slashdot.

about a year ago
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Atlanta Gambled With Winter Storm and Lost

bmxeroh Re:Canadian driving (723 comments)

Yep, Ohio brines the roads like crazy if they even think it's going to be wet and cold.

about a year ago
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Atlanta Gambled With Winter Storm and Lost

bmxeroh Re:Canadian driving (723 comments)

Well, I guess if you don't want to bail on your car...Seriously it's hilarious in Ohio. Every year people apparently forget that snow and ice is slippery.

about a year ago
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Atlanta Gambled With Winter Storm and Lost

bmxeroh Re:Canadian driving (723 comments)

Have you not seen any national weather forecasts in the last couple of weeks? It was -15F in Columbus Ohio Monday, with some areas just north of Columbus seeing -20F. Before the wind. We've seen lows at or around 0F all week.

about a year ago
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Scientists Glue Sensors To 5,000 Bees In a Bid To Better Understand Them

bmxeroh Prestige Worldwide (85 comments)

Last week, we put liquid paper on a bee...And it died.

about a year ago
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The Other Exam Room: When Doctors 'Google' Their Patients

bmxeroh Re:As House Says (231 comments)

It was lupus.

about a year ago
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Standardized Laptop Charger Approved By IEC

bmxeroh Re:Standardised DC, eh? (289 comments)

Right, and W = V x I. So if we use 54 usb cables at 2.5 watts each ( or 500ma @ 5v) we get 135 watts, albeit 27 amps @ 5 volts DC. Better have some decent size wire. Also, it was a joke so queue wooshing sound.

1 year,4 hours
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Come Try Out Slashdot's New Design (In Beta)

bmxeroh Re:This reminds me of... (1191 comments)

You deserve a mod. My first thought was "metro". Also do we really need huge pictures that have nothing to do with the story borrowed from Flikr? Here's a fun exercise, open up Yahoo in one tab, and the new beta in another.

about a year ago
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Google's Scanning of Gmail To Deliver Ads May Violate Federal Wiretap Laws

bmxeroh Huge payday! (325 comments)

I for one, am looking forward to my check for $0.23 as restitution for these atrocities. I still have a check for a dollar something on my fridge from the last class action I was apparently a part in. I think I'm just going to start collecting them.

about a year ago

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Stolen Maple Syrup found and returned to strategic reserve

bmxeroh bmxeroh writes  |  more than 2 years ago

bmxeroh (1694004) writes "Remember the tragic maple syrup heist? Police have seized more than 600 barrels of maple syrup they say are related to the missing syrup. It was transported back to Quebec via a 16 tractor trailer, heavily guarded (and presumably heavily armed) convoy Wednesday."
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Naked Zombie Attack!

bmxeroh bmxeroh writes  |  more than 2 years ago

bmxeroh (1694004) writes "A Miami police officer had to intervene when a naked man was found eating the face off of another man. The officer ordered the man to stop, at which point he growled at the officer and went back to his meal, forcing the officer to take deadly action. Is this the beginning of the zombie apocalypse?"
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