Denver Airport Overrun by Car-Eating Rabbits
Have you never heard of The Killer Beast of Caerbannog?
Follow! But! follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of four fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth.
How To Argue That Open Source Software Is Secure?
The Mars rovers run Linux.
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Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang To Step Down
Fuck that. His job is to slap his balls on the table and say, "Who has bigger ones? Come on, show 'em. You fucking pussies."
And I think he's done that quite well.
Secure OS Gets Highest NSA Rating, Goes Commercial
I call "Shenanigans".
Base your 1-7 (or above) rating on how many hours a system remains uncompromised unprotected on the 'net.