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Favorite "Go!" Phrase?

cHiphead It's from a more recent era, but I like it... (701 comments)


The filter seems to not like it in all caps, but really that's the only way to accurately type the phrase out. So I am including this text to bullshit the filter so we can all enjoy the proper caps usage of a proper go phrase.

about a month ago

EFF Tells Court That the NSA Knowingly and Illegally Destroyed Evidence

cHiphead Find the backups. (269 comments)

Backups. There's usually a backup somewhere that still contains the data.

about 2 months ago

Iranian Hacker Group Created Fake News Organization For Social Engineering

cHiphead Re:News Organizations (57 comments)

I feel it was the McDonald's inheritance fortune from years back that poisoned NPR. Republicans saw a chance to siphon some profits from the teat of a public institution and immediately did their damnedest to wrestle their own control into the foundations that manage that money. CPB was the first domino to really fall to them.

about 3 months ago

Iranian Hacker Group Created Fake News Organization For Social Engineering

cHiphead Re:News Organizations (57 comments)

Open society naturally grows more liberal, and as a response, politics grows more conservative in its attempt to counteract change.

Thankfully in this cycle, looks like society is winning on the spin-of-the-wheel for cultural development.

about 3 months ago

TrueCrypt Website Says To Switch To BitLocker

cHiphead Re: Fishy (566 comments)

Thats nonsense, of course the NSA backdoored bitlocker.

Stop fostering fear of an open source tool that actually worked, now you're doing to work of the NSA for them.

about 3 months ago

Watch Dogs Released, DRM Troubles

cHiphead Re: Entire Article... (123 comments)

I feel like that would explain the Arma3 FPS lag issues.

about 3 months ago

Spotify Announces Single User Hacked, No Personal Data Stolen

cHiphead Re:Thought they used Facebook for all logins? (50 comments)

My wife in the US got in by invite with a non-FB login, this was before any FB login integration was added. I'm stuck with a FB login b/c I was in the interim where they required it.

about 3 months ago

Steve Ballmer In Talks To Buy Los Angeles Clippers

cHiphead Re:Who cares? (76 comments)

You cared enough to comment on it.

News is news, this has a connection with tech, moreso than some of the other bullshit that hits the front, let's just exhale a breath from our nose in amusment/annoyance/cynicism and move to the next submission.

about 3 months ago

Steve Ballmer In Talks To Buy Los Angeles Clippers

cHiphead Chairtastic (76 comments)

I can't wait to see him throwing chairs onto the court mid-game. 'DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE'

about 3 months ago

$200 For a Bound Textbook That You Can't Keep?

cHiphead Re:Because they can. (252 comments)

Voting with your wallet is not a choice, the University dictates it, and this will spread like a cancer.

about 3 months ago

SEC Chair On HFT: 'The Markets Are Not Rigged'

cHiphead Re:Fucking Casuals. (303 comments)

You don't understand the issue or you are making money from the technique and have fully disconnected yourself from the ethical implications of HFT scamming.

I'll use plain english terms to describe it since I'm not in that industry and never remember the fancy facade of names used to obfuscate investing practices and technical points from non-industry people.

You can check the bid/ask prices, the type of HFT process that screws you happens entirely AFTER you press the buy button, they see your buy at one data exchange location and literally outrun your network packets to remaining exchange points to buy up what you just clicked 'buy' on. You end up with a portion of what your lowest bid was, but suddenly the other locations that have the product to fill the order are all priced higher from the HFT gamer. This requires special high speed access and high speed API access to the data exchange points.

It's rigging the system. It's a great hack if you are making money for yourself but it's more than just unethical, it utterly destroys any usefulness of financial investment markets, and also leads to caustic disruption of real world economic data.


about 4 months ago

SEC Chair On HFT: 'The Markets Are Not Rigged'

cHiphead Not a surprise (303 comments)

Looks like she's bought and paid for.

It's insanity, we are watching real life crazy people.

about 4 months ago

Oracle Deflects Blame For Troubled Oregon Health Care Site

cHiphead Re:It's Not Really Oracle (163 comments)

In many instances, Oracle is expensive and overly complex for what is the ultimate underlying (and simple) task of storing data in a reliable and redundant fashion. A hardcore geek's RDBMS is not what anyone should ever recommend for any production database environment that does not employ umpteen 'hardcore geeks' at any given time to explicitly manage that system.

Oracle is like a diamond encrusted iphone of DBs, it's got perceived value and makes others think you have money and power, and that perception drives it continued usage.

about 4 months ago

American Judge Claims Jurisdiction Over Data Stored In Other Countries

cHiphead Re:No jurisdiction (226 comments)

This pretty obviously needs to be a subpeona, a search warrant is from a law enforcement standpoint and that has zero use for data in a physical location outside the US. It's an attempt to end run around the system and it's far reaching and needs to be quashed immediately.

about 4 months ago

Evidence Aside, FBI Says Russians Out To Steal Ideas From US Tech Firms

cHiphead Its all bullshit (132 comments)

Everyone was stealing from each other the entire time, now the guys up top have to do their dick waving to match Russian's dick waving with Ukraine. We just felt left out of the dick waving contest so here we go again.

about 4 months ago

The Verge: Google Is Working on a TV Box Of Its Own

cHiphead Re:I'll wait and see (117 comments)

That's so quaint, you still won't cut the cord.

HBO and the other movie channels have had their chance. The cable is cut, they either get with the program and open subscription services to all ala Netflix/Hulu/Vudu/etc. or die on the cable-attached vine. Sorry for the loss of good programming but there's always new programming coming.

about 4 months ago

Killing Net Neutrality Could Be Good For You

cHiphead Pure Bullshit (361 comments)

Yet it’s important to remember that subsidy programs are a conventional business practice that brings down the cost of services for consumers. Nobody’s access is degraded. In an increasingly connected world, it’s a welcome development that carriers and ISPs are proposing market-oriented solutions to bring more people online while gaining a new revenue stream for network upgrades.

Is this a joke? Subsidy programs don't bring down the cost of services, ever. Access is 'degraded' by overselling services after the big ISPs use their subsidies for piecemeal upgrades that only pad profits, instead of actually improve the entire infrastructure. Carrier and ISP's market-oriented solutions are to bring more profits with the least amount of additional expenditure, and network upgrades are an accident of necessity. New revenue streams are about profits.

about 6 months ago

Dell Joins Steam Machine Initiative With Alienware System

cHiphead Re:Same problem 3DO had (110 comments)

I'm on an AMD 8320 8-core clocked at 3.7ghz and to get a decent gaming experience with modern games, I had to go with a Nvidia 770. AMD 7750 just doesn't cut it for acceptable gaming performance, it's a complete crutch.

about 7 months ago

Why We Think There's a Multiverse, Not Just Our Universe

cHiphead Re:Well now you've gone and upset my digestion. (458 comments)

Rising health insurance prices were doing that anyway, with or without Obamacare. At least pre-existing conditions are covered now when people do get insurance.

about 7 months ago

US Justice Blocks Implementation of ACA Contraceptive Mandate

cHiphead Re:Fuck religion. (903 comments)

The Democrats had the majority, but the Republican's used the pseudo-filibuster bullshit to prevent any legislation from passing. When they realized that the ACA they let slip through was much bigger for Obama than they expected, after major negotiations neutering it and in-fact supporting the individual mandate as a compromise, they panicked and since then just "filibuster" instead of trying to negotiate on everything. (Saying your negotiating and compromising when its 'my way or the highway' every fucking time even after concessions are made by Democrats on the various legislation pieces does not actually equal negotiating and compromising).

The Dems had majority, but the Reps used the loopholes to command the power like they were the majority. That's why people can be confused about it.

about 8 months ago


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